John Key

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• "John Key got his 3rd term, Peter Whittall is a free man and men in suits are still lying to people in tears." -- Vincristine
• Mary Wilson: So you did ask to be a Minister? David Seymour: That's right. <four hours earlier> John Key: No, David didn't ask for one. -- Craig McCulloch
• So special New Zealanders don't like John Key so much. -- The Ruminator
• Very clever. Could be John Key -- Follower Frances
• John Key announces - NZ will probably send SAS to Syria. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of them being secret? LOL -- Akanesi Ngata
• He is hoping National will gain another seat in Parliament today when the special vote count is released at 2 pm today. -- RadioLIVE Newsroom
• I dunno if im alone in this but he is looking real hot atm. -- Jaimee Young
• Very saddened to learn that faggot and well-known politician John Key has not passed away. He is an asshole. -- Joshua Cartman
• People are starting to change their names to halloween names and mine should really just be john key shouldn't it -- kiran foster
• John key coward hiding behind tony abbot !! GCSB lies arent a diversion of events !! so many things are tainted on john key MEDIA DISGRACE -- Monkey On Moon
• He is New Zealand PM. Most popular Tory to be elected. Since, Nationals actually won a single seat majority in the MMP system. -- G
• IM ON 20% THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY CALL JOHN KEY CALL THE FUCKING QUEEN -- tay // 150 days
• And the only way people do that is when they're cold and hungry...man fuck kefe aikae John Key -- natures prophet
• New band names. $5 ea or 3 for $20 John Key and the Low Standards Would Prefer You Stay Home The Falafel Is Awful Barry's Band Xxxxbjdrfgh -- Shackleford Hurtmore
• John Key you are my idol, I aspire to be like you, you are so scandalous, can i please be in your selfie gallery, thanks bae -- bella
• Prime Minister John Key says he would feel 'very nervous' about sending New Zealand troops to Iraq. -- 95bFM News
• And now it is time to medicate, block Jedi John Key telling us how, what and when to think, and dream of Zin Zan with black eyes. Nun nighs -- Tony Hitch
• Hughes is giving props to John Key and the audience is all WTF -- Rageaholic
• Is all the strength in the Nat'l party in John Key? Do they have a succession plan? Or will there be a void such as the one left by Clark? -- BackBenches
• John Key apologised for something? I'ma going to mark this day down on the calendar. And not apologise for thinking he is still a prat. -- Scott Milne
• Lets all blame John Key for not showing up to my interviews so I can get a job. -- Red Lotus
• The only game in town is TPP said New Zealand Prime Minister John Key. I don t think we can trade time for the quality of the deal. -- Lone Wolf
• Prime Minister John Key says he would consider sending NZ SAS troops to Iraq to battle militants if the USA asks New Zealand for help. -- Firstline
• We live in a world where equality is pretty important. -John Key .,0 -- Martin Luther King
• He is a genius: just how brilliantly timed was that election? Just before terrible milk numbers released AND the All Blacks losing... -- Patrick Reynolds
• Is Peter Dunne? Will David Seymour? Thinking John Key to this. -- David Piper
• John Key s decision to grease up UF, Act & Maori parties is the first time he s impressed me. Most other Nats would have told em to FO. -- Steve Ballantyne
• So my expat, special vote actually mattered! I hope to be singularly responsible for John Key's Government's demise -- Pippa J
• National is throwing the 2017 election. John Key resigning, not candidate in Mt Albert? What's next and why are they throwing it? -- Dalene
• IM ON 20% THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY CALL JOHN KEY CALL THE FUCKING QUEEN -- tay // 149 days
• Oh my goodness. Tim MacIndoe just tried to claim NZ won the World Cup because he is the PM -- Chris Hipkins
• John Key admits 7 years in office has aged him. Having such a long honeymoon period really takes it out of yah. -- Watershitdown
• Fascinated that the SST is doing its bit to rehabilitate Judith Collins at the same time that media commentators are turning on John Key. -- Thomas Beagle
• I still really want john key and got distracted by cosplay and didn't realise it was nearly 4am.... -- obiwan
• Upcoming column ideas: "he is a lovely man", "Facebook Chat: How does it work anyway?", "Selfie taking the Papakura Way" -- Roz S-P
• In my opinion, he is a male Maggie Thatcher. A dictator with a checkbook. It's Andrew Little's job to make him a weak PM like Major -- Liam Bateman
• Harry saying 'new zealand' is probably the best thing i've ever heard, all in favour of harry replacing john key say i -- dipi
• Du Fresne ponders if John Key has any integrity- I've being seeking Key's integrity 4 years but ne'er seen hide nor hair of the beast -- VLCNZ
• It's apparently legal for the Warehouse to put John Key's biography on display at the counter on election day. So does that mean.... -- Eroding New Zealand
• Bill English trying so hard to be a try-hard John Key doofus dad with that pizza post -- Eli Orzessek
• The reason why NZ government John key remains silent and claims national security is false. He is discriminating Muslims who want Hijrah! -- Kiwi Jihadi
• John key is so fucking ignorant, how can you not acknowledge this problem?! -- CHM.
• The New Zealand prime minister, John Key, says China is not exporting housing inflation, hmmm... really? -- Henry Acland
• John Key,love him or hate him,I would suggest most will agree he is doing a good job for NZ and its people. -- William Taylor
• He is head and shoulders above the rest. In the sand. -- Steph
• Is John Key a climate denialist? -- Mark Pesce
• I felt like a failure for a bit this morning but then I remembered I'm not john key hammering a nail so all is well -- connie
• John Key admits his undying love for every All Black, ever, all the time, really truly. Admits his True Love is Mike 'Perfect' Hosking xxx -- Brent Ritchie
• John Key really doesn't work for kiwis or even with kiwis. He works against kiwis from where I'm standing -- Haley Anderson
• Barry Soper is having another whinge about John Key. As if a NZ prime minister can change Australian law. -- Jonathan Basile

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