Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Linnell I'm a crusher
American musician
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John Linnell is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On John Linnell
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Rated by - HES CUTEEEEE. he was a cute feminine (yeah, FEMININE! i said it, mancrush page...!) man in the 80s to the mid 2000s and hes the cutest little old man now... his face is SO distinct and a little lumpy and his new old man chubbiness looks sooooo good on him...look at those bug eyes! he can sing too but this is getting reaaaaally long... -- Stormy~♡
- He kind of looks like a lesbian but that doesn't matter. Lesbians can still be hot. -- Aster
- I know John Linnell from They Might Be Gaints and i love him because he might be a giant. hes like perfect in every way yknow. -- Alastor
- Just when you think you aren't nuts any more it looks like John Linnell did the moon walk during an inverted song. -- Happy F. JollySeason
- *watches the 200th sbemail* omg the poopsmith is john linnell -- fritzy the zedonky
- If Lemony Snicket & John Linnell had a baby, it'd be Tom Musick. -- Sarah Bear Abram
- Man, I want one of those John Linnell haircuts. -- Chris Meiklejohn
- Artists include: John Linnell, Warren Zevon, and Ray Parker Jr. -- Christian R. Johnson
- "People are kind of messed up sometimes." John Linnell -- Katherine McBride ღ
- John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats along with John Flansburgh and John Linnell of TMBG made an album in my dream last night. I cried. -- Ian Coulter
- *raises eyebrow at straight couple* so which one of you is the John Linnell and which one is the John Flansburgh -- Krinn DNZ
- I'm interviewing John Linnell today and my entire brain is screaming -- ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
- OH SNAP THEY DID GET JOHN LINNELL TO DO THE POOPSMITH FOR THE ANSWERING MACHINE talk about consistency xD -- Amanda Roth
- Last - John Linnell s voice out of Beyonce s face is very weird. Bit confusing. -- Ian Robinson
- GUYS IS THERE A REASON THE GROUP CHAT WENT COMPLETELY SILENT WHEN I SAID "JOHN LINNELL FACTKIN" -- abby
- All answers so far: Adam Ant Ondine Spider Dr Evil Edith Head Tesla James Ensor James K Polk John Linnell -- Peet
- Several people have compared my singing voice to John Linnell's, and that's amazingly flattering -- Pabst Blue Ringo
- Oh also. in my dream last night i got beat up by tmbg... except john linnell he was trying to make them stop -- eric except w/ eyes
- WAJT I JUST REMEMBERED SORA RATED JOHN LINNELL FOUR OUT OF TEN boy if you dont -- Flirting!
- John Linnell -- Dont Like Dont Watch
- Addendum: John Linnell also sounds like a goat -- TSUNDERDOG
- Im gETTING YWLLES AT OVER JOHN LINNELL -- sora
- Hank green's singing voice sounds extremely similar to john linnell at times its wild -- conley
- John Hodgman speaking voice, John Linnell singing voice is a REALLY good choice for the father in Coraline. -- No Merch-y
- John Linnell and John Flansburgh are soulmates. I'm grateful I live in the timeline where they met. I shudder to ponder the alternative. -- Interociter
- Some transition goals: -s/m twunk red -danny sexbang -john linnell from like 20 yrs ago -- NEUROC℁UALSL㍳G␉ER🦑
- Just played: Montana - John Linnell - State Songs(Rounder Records Corp.) -- WTUL
- Or maybe John Linnell. Huh, gonna need to take a poll on this. -- Kyle Lees
- John Linnell - Iowa -- literally pidge
- John Linnell - "Arkansas" -- WERA 96.7 FM - LIVE
- Good news: the boy and I both feel the same way about John Linnell and Patrick Stewart. -- Kelly ✊☮️♀️💕
- People are kind of messed up sometimes. - John Linnell -- Mitchell Winstead
- It's 2017, how come there STILL hasn't been a John Linnell/Brian Dewan collab project?? -- j2
- "What people think they're not getting [about They Might Be Giants songs] is not there." John Linnell -- Fallen Woman
- POWERFUL! -- Janice Cotton
- It's really good that john linnell is canonically the voice of the poopsmith -- blaze ygg
- Weird al and john linnell are the same age -- M1L0
- My observation: john linnell sounds really bored singing ana ng both in the studio version and in live performances I've listened to -- flip xerner
- The tmbg concert was so fuckin great JOHN LINNELL MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME SO MANY TIMES IT WAS SURREAL -- |)3|\|23|_
- Is win / i haven't been outside since last week / have to be john linnell i am / turn off the ground / lyrics of ana ng worked like a charm -- CSH Lyrics Bot
- John linnell vs. bob dylan: who would win in a fistfight -- Nicky MIDI Flowers
- Vous avez raison! -- COPD Kristen
- I must've listened to this every day since it came out. Reminds me of being young and carefree. I still have a crush on John Linnell. -- petal
- Stop the hate toward john linnell -- lily ⚡️
- After a multiple decades of listening to they might be giants i still have no idea if john linnell is actually a good accordionist -- Chris Stangl
- I just released that the Tiny Tunes video of 'Istanbul' had Plucky Duck and Hamton Pig set to look like John Flansburgh and John Linnell. -- Dex Farkin
- I just want to be john linnell -- Drew Haddad
- IBM DRAWING BY JOHN LINNELL (plate, volume II, page 15) from RITUAL SERIES George Demirjian Lithograph, printed 1948 -- ʇɹ∀ uɹǝpoW ɟo ɯnǝsnW
- I respect God, but I don't believe in him. -- John Linnell, "They Might Be Giants" -- Shamásh Aran
- Al yankovic and john linnell should collab -- itsfreerealestate 🏠
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