John Linnell

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American musician
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating HES CUTEEEEE. he was a cute feminine (yeah, FEMININE! i said it, mancrush page...!) man in the 80s to the mid 2000s and hes the cutest little old man now... his face is SO distinct and a little lumpy and his new old man chubbiness looks sooooo good on him...look at those bug eyes! he can sing too but this is getting reaaaaally long... --
  • 5 star rating He kind of looks like a lesbian but that doesn't matter. Lesbians can still be hot. --
  • 5 star rating I know John Linnell from They Might Be Gaints and i love him because he might be a giant. hes like perfect in every way yknow. --
  • 1 star rating Just when you think you aren't nuts any more it looks like John Linnell did the moon walk during an inverted song. --
  • 4 star rating *watches the 200th sbemail* omg the poopsmith is john linnell --
  • 4 star rating If Lemony Snicket & John Linnell had a baby, it'd be Tom Musick. --
  • 5 star rating Man, I want one of those John Linnell haircuts. --
  • 4 star rating Artists include: John Linnell, Warren Zevon, and Ray Parker Jr. --
  • 4 star rating "People are kind of messed up sometimes." John Linnell --
  • 5 star rating John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats along with John Flansburgh and John Linnell of TMBG made an album in my dream last night. I cried. --
  • 1 star rating *raises eyebrow at straight couple* so which one of you is the John Linnell and which one is the John Flansburgh --
  • 4 star rating I'm interviewing John Linnell today and my entire brain is screaming --
  • 2 star rating OH SNAP THEY DID GET JOHN LINNELL TO DO THE POOPSMITH FOR THE ANSWERING MACHINE talk about consistency xD --
  • 3 star rating Last - John Linnell s voice out of Beyonce s face is very weird. Bit confusing. --
  • 3 star rating GUYS IS THERE A REASON THE GROUP CHAT WENT COMPLETELY SILENT WHEN I SAID "JOHN LINNELL FACTKIN" --
  • 2 star rating All answers so far: Adam Ant Ondine Spider Dr Evil Edith Head Tesla James Ensor James K Polk John Linnell --
  • 3 star rating Several people have compared my singing voice to John Linnell's, and that's amazingly flattering --
  • 2 star rating Oh also. in my dream last night i got beat up by tmbg... except john linnell he was trying to make them stop --
  • 3 star rating WAJT I JUST REMEMBERED SORA RATED JOHN LINNELL FOUR OUT OF TEN boy if you dont --
  • 5 star rating John Linnell --
  • 5 star rating Addendum: John Linnell also sounds like a goat --
  • 5 star rating Im gETTING YWLLES AT OVER JOHN LINNELL --
  • 3 star rating Hank green's singing voice sounds extremely similar to john linnell at times its wild --
  • 2 star rating John Hodgman speaking voice, John Linnell singing voice is a REALLY good choice for the father in Coraline. --
  • 5 star rating John Linnell and John Flansburgh are soulmates. I'm grateful I live in the timeline where they met. I shudder to ponder the alternative. --
  • 3 star rating Some transition goals: -s/m twunk red -danny sexbang -john linnell from like 20 yrs ago --
  • 3 star rating Just played: Montana - John Linnell - State Songs(Rounder Records Corp.) --
  • 4 star rating Or maybe John Linnell. Huh, gonna need to take a poll on this. --
  • 5 star rating John Linnell - Iowa --
  • 5 star rating John Linnell - "Arkansas" --
  • 3 star rating Good news: the boy and I both feel the same way about John Linnell and Patrick Stewart. --
  • 4 star rating People are kind of messed up sometimes. - John Linnell --
  • 3 star rating It's 2017, how come there STILL hasn't been a John Linnell/Brian Dewan collab project?? --
  • 2 star rating "What people think they're not getting [about They Might Be Giants songs] is not there." John Linnell --
  • 5 star rating POWERFUL! --
  • 3 star rating It's really good that john linnell is canonically the voice of the poopsmith --
  • 5 star rating Weird al and john linnell are the same age --
  • 5 star rating My observation: john linnell sounds really bored singing ana ng both in the studio version and in live performances I've listened to --
  • 2 star rating The tmbg concert was so fuckin great JOHN LINNELL MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME SO MANY TIMES IT WAS SURREAL --
  • 5 star rating Is win / i haven't been outside since last week / have to be john linnell i am / turn off the ground / lyrics of ana ng worked like a charm --
  • 4 star rating John linnell vs. bob dylan: who would win in a fistfight --
  • 5 star rating Vous avez raison! --
  • 5 star rating I must've listened to this every day since it came out. Reminds me of being young and carefree. I still have a crush on John Linnell. --
  • 5 star rating Stop the hate toward john linnell --
  • 5 star rating After a multiple decades of listening to they might be giants i still have no idea if john linnell is actually a good accordionist --
  • 5 star rating I just released that the Tiny Tunes video of 'Istanbul' had Plucky Duck and Hamton Pig set to look like John Flansburgh and John Linnell. --
  • 5 star rating I just want to be john linnell --
  • 1 star rating IBM DRAWING BY JOHN LINNELL (plate, volume II, page 15) from RITUAL SERIES George Demirjian Lithograph, printed 1948 --
  • 3 star rating I respect God, but I don't believe in him. -- John Linnell, "They Might Be Giants" --
  • 5 star rating Al yankovic and john linnell should collab --

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