Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Matuszak I'm a crusher
Player of American football (Famous from Caveman)
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John Matuszak is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On John Matuszak
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Rated by - John Matuszak (Sloth) is wearing a t-shirt of the Oakland Raiders, a team he once played on. -- You Had Me At Films
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- Analysis: Tennessee QB Sloth from The Goonies needs to channel his inner John Matuszak in the 2nd half. -- Brad Hutchings
- The John Matuszak rant at the end of North Dallas 40 makes me want to run thru a brick wall. -- Donald Biordi
- Did you know that is actually John Matuszak playing Sloth? -- Niko Rust
- So sloth from the goonies was 2x Super Bowl champ John Matuszak...? -- Deandre Wortman
- John Matuszak, former Raider player ;) -- Briana Marie Padilla
- In the Sloth was played by player, John Matuszak, who even wore a Raiders shirt in one scene! -- Movie FACToid
- I am watching the truck race and I am thinking about John Matuszak. He pissed me off for the rest of my life....I am proud I knew him. -- IndyCar Dad
- As many times as ive seen "The Goonies" ive never noticed he is wearing a Raiders shirt. -- Scott lasker
- Goonies: John Matuszak, Sloth, was a former Oakland Raider football player and in one scene actually wore a Raiders T-shirt. -- Actor Trivia
- John matuszak is the best player on the royals -- egg
- 10/25/1950: John Matuszak, known for playing Sloth in The Goonies as well as a storied NFL career, is born in Milwaukee, WI -- T.T. Star
- 10/25/1950: John Matuszak, known for playing Sloth in The Goonies as well as a storied NFL career, is born in Milwaukee, WI -- Geek History
- This Day In History 1950 - Birth of John Matuszak in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA; NFL player (Oakland Raiders)/actor (Hollywood Beat). -- ✯SouthernKajun™✯
- Oggi Bob Mischak (TE-G 1963-65) e John Matuszak (DE 1976-81) avrebbero compiuto rispettivamente 82 e 64 anni. Mischak è morto il 26/06/2014 -- Raiders ITALIA
- I had no idea John Matuszak played sloth in Goonies!! Lots of useless learning happening today!! -- Jason Pinkowski
- -------> John Matuszak <-------- -- conde
- The guy who plays Sloth in The Goonies (my fav movie) his name is John Matuszak.. so that's pretty interesting MATUSZAK PEOPLE -- Carley Matusak
- Somewhere in the universe, he is shaking his head -- Mike Forman
- Fun fact Friday: Sloth from The Goonies is played by University of Tampa linebacker and graduate John Matuszak -- Joe Oberto
- North Dallas 40 never gets old. Great supporting role from great John Matuszak -- Keith Niebuhr
- John Matuszak played the role as Sloth in The Goonies. Sad to learn he died in 1989 at the age of 38. -- Dreamy Jayne
- Did you know: Goonies: John Matuszak, Sloth, was a former Oakland Raider football player and in one scene actually wore a Raiders T-shirt. -- Bruce Wayne.
- John Matuszak who played Sloth in The Goonies died in 1989 of heart failure (aged 38) -- Wi5hy
- Ron Parlman looks like a wee-little child next to John Matuszak. -- Lost Horizons
- My dad is totally fangirling right now & telling me about the time he met John Matuszak -- Tessa
- Of course, John Matuszak & Byron Chamberlain didn't finish their college careers at Mizzou but both won Super Bowls -- Dave Matter
- Tho I would still watch your videos if you end up looking like John Matuszak -- Felipe Budinich
- Command to Appear 8/31/74 R.C. (55) found between 8-10 PM Harris County Domed Stadium Houston Oilers Inc vs. John Matuszak & Houston Texans -- Ralph Cindrich
- "Commissioner, were you able to tell Lyle Alzado and John Matuszak apart? I only ask because I sure couldn't." -- Anthony Crupi
- Being John Matuszak -- Light on My Feet
- "That's why I was out in the streets. To make sure no one else was." John Matuszak -- Chris Mac
- En defensiva John Matuszak, Phil Villapiano, George Atkinson, Willie Brown,Jack Tatum, Alonzo Thomas, Oakland Raiders 1976 -- J. Antonio Cardeña
- John matuszak on the raiders -- YourGrandmaFollowsMe
- Classy move bringing out John Matuszak. -- Ted Heller
- John Matuszak, who played Sloth in Goonies, was a former Oakland Raider football player. -- Breakthru Facts
- Everytime I order rocky road I have to say it like John Matuszak in the Goonies -- Taylor Vader
- Talking football in Florida with a coach who played HSFB with Jack Tatum in NY then roomed with John Matuszak at Univ. of Tampa. -- TITUS Sports Mktng.
- John matuszak, the guy that played sloth in The Goonies played in the NFL and was the first overall pick in 1973 draft -- Adam Hintz
- Ice Pirates is really just the first draft forThe Princess Bride; he is kind of a push for Andre the Giant as it is, right? -- Jonathan
- Currently bothered by the fact that I didn't know John Matuszak played Sloth. -- SoFlaSportsFan
- En "Caveman" El cavernícola, Ringo Starr da vida a un hombre de las cavernas que se enfrenta a Tonda (John Matuszak) por el amor de Lana. -- Carlos Mtz Roque
- Watched "North Dallas Forty". Looked up John Matuszak's other roles. He played Sloth in "The Goonies"? What?!? How did I not know this? -- Chris Andringa
- Turns out the gentleman to whom I complemented today at lunch for his performance as Sloth in Goonies was not, in fact, John Matuszak. -- Donkey Richard
- Watching North Dallas 40, IMO, the best football movie ever. John Matuszak's finest role outside of Sloth in Goonies. -- Richard Burton
- It had to be done. John Matuszak was a riot. -- Michael Talbott
- Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman, Martha Plimpton, Ke Huy Quan, John Matuszak, Anne Ramsey, Joe Pantoliano -- MovieChunks
- Just found out that John Matuszak, the guy who played Sloth in the Goonies was the top NFL pick in 1973. This is what dreams are made of. -- Erin O'Brien
- fact. First number one overall pick from college in state of Florida was UT's John Matuszak in 1973. -- Tampa Spartans
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