John Mcclain

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• John McClain said there is no way the replace Fritzpatrick with Mallett. Guess that means we will be seeing Mallett soon. -- Bryan Salinas
• McClain is trash. Not John McClain though. -- Sean
• Dean "John McClain" Ambrose is in the air ducts. -- Brother Nature
• "Executors John ­Branca and John ­McClain are so pleased by future financial prospects that ­earlier this month they increased -- alyana
• Bruce Willis is gorgeous, god damn John McClain idec -- _bronagh
• John McClain being an attention whore. Water is wet. -- Eric Bishop
• May be wrong but that reads like John McClain's old school reporter way of telling you Foster is out today. -- Jene Bramel
• John McClain is so huge -- David Palomo
• After being stuck in a lift for an hour I managed to claw my way to freedom John McClain style! -- Dr. Mark Allen
• BEST COSTUME: guy is John McClain (wearing no shoes), guy wears a Santa hat + sweater w/ "HO HO HO NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN" -- Dave Cooper Claire
• The next Die Hard movie is just going to be John McClain shooting black people who are shopping in the Harlem Whole Foods. -- Shayne Mathis
• Almost as good as the REALLY prominent Obama picture behind John McClain after cutting from a drone missile killing people. -- Andrew Lavigne
• The only thing that could make this better is if they ask where John McClain is. -- Natalie Bruno
• Pass me the microphone so it can die hard im john mcclain i got a sixth sense -- Fredo E Santana
• You know who's not very positive?!? John McClain. Someone needs to tell him that it's -- Greis
• Looks like john mcclain of the houston chronicle is already hitting the sauce by reading his comments -- J_dawg
• Someone pls tell me who John McClain is -- Taylor
• Low flying police helicopter over tonight. Does this mean John McClain is going back to his roots? -- Jos Austin
• Carol going MacGyver/John McClain on Terminus to save her family shows how far she has come and how strong she truly is -- Christine Holdburg
• On NBC's Parenthood I keep thinking they're going to have Zeke die and then Camille's ex John McClain is going to show up after that. -- Matt Heisner
• So Arnold Schwarzenegger ,Sylvester Stallone,Harrison ford ,Richard gere all turned down the role of John McClain -- Mulubwa Simon Chungu
• Wait Alan Rickman is the villain in the original Die Hard How did I not realize this Of course John McClain fights Snape -- Poseur Science
• Is Quinn about to go John McClain up here?! I love Homeland. -- Anthony John
• John McClain on gamedays is so fucking funny man -- Stephen Diaz
• Watching Die Hard. Deputy Dwayne T. Robinson must've been a Liberal. John McClain is a badass Conservative. The press are scum, as usual. -- Elly Marie
• John McClain is back as an undercover nun.May God help us all. OLD HABITS: DIE HARD. Coming this Christmas. -- Zachary Melton
• This is pathetic as John McClain would say. -- Tweets by Jay
• John McClain is my U L T I M A T E M A N -- Kat Yearley
• people really make laugh by portraying current standoff as the folks trapped in Nakatomi Plaze & Foley=John McClain. -- Jeff Kemp
• Imagine if John McClain just handcuffed everyone in Die Hard instead of shooting them. That movie would be so boring -- Parappa Tha Trappa
• Frank Sinatra was contractually obliged to be offered the role of John McClain in Die Hard, despite being 73 years old. -- CinemaFactoids
• extra credit 1: Senator John McClain of Arizona is most likely to run for president again, he ran for president in 2008 but lost. -- Jordan
• What I have learned from action movies: Good guys die because they are nice enough to keep bad guys alive & John McClain is a world hero. -- Matt Rusinko
• Sooo playing this this game & I must say: who gives a fuck about unlocking Jesus?!? But John McClain is a must have!! -- White Girl Slayer
• John McClain is an icon! -- Sean Bowling
• You're so John McClain, I bet you think that Die Hard's about you -- Casanova Quinn
• John McClain notes sometimes Bill O'Brien is in a bad mood. "Me?" he says. "You tell me one time I've been in a bad mood, Tania." -- Tania Ganguli
• If u ever want to know what you've learned from watching all the die hards? Timing is everything check out John Mcclain. -- #OverTimeGrind
• So Arnold Schwarzenegger ,Sylvester Stallone,Harrison ford ,Richard gere all turned down the role of John McClain -- Mulubwa Simon
• BUT JOHN MCCLAIN BROKE A STORY,,,, that's probably even bigger than ANDRE JOHNSON itself..... So proud of MCCLAIN -- SN0WBLACK_TheOracle
• My son is keeping me company in my illness via a marathon. Hey these are movies. Sort of. Ho Ho Ho John McClain. -- Bob Zima
• The instrumentals of Hebrews is literally life changing and beautiful play John McClain instrumental at my wedding -- ☼♫♡3 days♡♫☼
• Where is the real life, Australian version of John McClain when you need him? -- Charlie Robbins
• WTF IS HE DOING!! You ain't JOHN McClain bitch sit your as down -- R.I.P. Mr.G
• John McClain is metaphorical Jesus, sacrificing himself for the sins of the Nakatomi Corp. Except he isn't a sissy and doesn't die. -- Ginge Binge
• Frank Sinatra was contractually obliged to be offered the role of John McClain in Die Hard, despite being 73 years old. -- Crazy Facts
• The instrumentals of Hebrews is literally life changing and beautiful play John McClain instrumental at my wedding -- ☼♫♡TOMORROW♡♫☼
• I'm very disappointed at the lack of the true holiday movie series from tv these days. John McClain would be disappointed too... -- Eric Anderson
• The instrumentals of Hebrews is literally life changing and beautiful play John McClain instrumental at my wedding -- ♫♡TODAY♡♫
• So John McClain wants to hold hearings about the cyber security of a private (Japanese) company?? -- Southern-Gurl

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