Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Oliver I'm a crusher
English comedian (Famous from The Daily Show)
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John Oliver is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Slim Body: Smart move, HBO: 'Last Week Tonight with John Oliver' renewed for 2 seasons
Updated: 10 years ago (February 17, 2015, 3pm)... [Read More on CNN]
Why People Have A Crush On John Oliver
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I absolutely love the batshit look in his eyes when he goes on a rant. -- Benny
- Cant confirm but there is strong speculation that John Oliver has Italian ancestry. -- Mohanlal Brumby
- We need a john oliver segment on abbott. we really do -- Chocobo
- John oliver really loved those geckos huh -- Elyssa Joan
- He is so good -- Jack Blackburn
- He is making me feel better. -- Mandy Cleave
- JOHN OLIVER IS A FUCKING GENIUS -- Patty
- He is pretty funny -- John Cueto
- Why is John Oliver show so dope I never knew -- kanye's longlost son
- John Oliver before bed is gonna keep me sane for another day -- Drew
- He is the best individual ever. -- Elana Yaffa
- Last week tonight with he is good television -- Mr Skewer
- He is the man -- TJ Hartnett
- Where is John Oliver when I need him, seriously -- Kevin_corona
- To love is to know the sacrifices which eternity exacts from life. -John Oliver Hobbes- 2DaysToGo Darren's Concert -- mickey padaoan
- Currently being brainwashed by John Oliver -- kani
- I might not agree with everything, but John Oliver show is the funniest thing on TV. -- Joel
- He is the truth -- Gonzalo Le Batard
- He is my favorite comedian -- Frank.
- He is actually hilarious. -- Mary Shamoun
- People really got to keep an eye out on John Oliver his show is hilarious -- ΔLΣXΔΠDΣR♌♠
- Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. That is all. -- Matthew Stensrud
- He is bae -- OPLNTVTLT
- He is awesome haha -- Aman Khalid
- So basically he is going to win every award next year? -- aleefbaypay
- He is becoming my favorite source of investigative reporting. I make a point to watch his segment every week. -- Paul Burdick
- Everyone needs to watch last week tonight with John Oliver on HBO every Sunday. This dude is a genius and hilarious. -- Caroline Cloud
- John Oliver's news show is like the perfect blend of actual important issues and comedy, its great -- Jakob Zakosek
- John oliver is wonderful and adorable -- jenjamin
- He is my hero. Last Week Tonight with John Oliver -- Luke Sniewski
- You know something's gone wrong when he is comparing Student Debt to LBJ's balls -- Christopher Wong
- Drunk guy: I feel like he is more critical than the other two. Drunk girl: Yeah, and it works because he is British. -- Micah Gard
- John Oliver mocking NZ politics is the greatest thing ever. -- Bo
- "He has all the charisma of a plastic baggie filled with iceberg lettuce." Ha! John Oliver and his writers are so talented. -- Eggton
- I'm almost convinced John Oliver's HBO show is just the television equivalent of Upworthy. -- Marc Chambers
- Yeah, he is brilliant in his takedowns of anything, including Miss America, but the way he did it this time felt a lil patronizing. -- Maira Khwaja
- He is BAE -- smose
- So who is John Oliver? Besides some goon who thinks he's funny with tin can laughter. Great show by the way -- Brad Jeffrey
- Isn't it ironic that the Miss USA pageant is owned by one of the ugliest souls on the planet. -John Oliver -- Bella Mariposa
- Watching he is a great way to spend an evening :) -- Allan Schumacher
- John Oliver repeatedly saying 'Eminem' in a Kiwi accent is very entertaining -- Cathy
- So he is the best thing on TV, right? -- Jim Kleckner
- That he is just delightful. -- Elizabeth Lopatto
- He is officially added to my list of personal heroes. -- nicepeter
- Tag your crush Challenge by: me John Oliver A. Yabut <3 Hahaha Peace Berong xD ;) I'll challenge all of you tag your crush No KJ :3 -- patricia yamzon
- Last Week Tonight with he is such a good show. -- Jason Rico
- Im so thankful that we get premium channels over here, I want my John Oliver on HBO -- RickyFTW
- And John Oliver, apparently, is fascinated. I've seen everything in one Sunday morning. -- Al_lude
- He is summarising Ayn Rand. This is hilarious. -- issy/redambition
- John oliver is even funnier off the daily show tbh. give all of the correspondents shows. make it an entire network. $$$ -- meronica vars
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