John Pinette

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American comedian and actor
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  • 3 star rating Experiencing "The Punisher" (2004) for the first time. John Pinette being in the movie. --
  • 3 star rating John Pinette..."Worse thing about Weight Watchers is they won't let you buy more points"...... --
  • 3 star rating John pinette is dead...I'm going to kill myself now....just a sec. --
  • 1 star rating I want to invite DANCING MAN out to LA and have him KILL AT THE COMEDY STORE doing the late John Pinette's CHINESE BUFFET routine --
  • 5 star rating Comedian John Pinette, 50, Dies At Pa. Hotel --
  • 5 star rating Ralphie May, Gabriel Iglesias, and John Pinette should all go on tour together, that'd be a great line up. "The heavyweights of comedy" --
  • 2 star rating Clueless family in front of me has a million questions about sandwich ingredients. I feel like John Pinette. --
  • 1 star rating John Pinette, the chubby stand-up comedian who portrayed a hapless carjacking victim in the final episode of Seinfeld, has died --
  • 3 star rating If you ever can't sleep watch John Pinette standup because at that point it's gonna make you LAUGH --
  • 5 star rating "Free Willy"- John Pinette --
  • 5 star rating Watching John Pinette in class --
  • 1 star rating John Pinette -- Viva El Gordo "I -I don't remember much. I smelled smoke on the plane and now I'm on the runway eating a taco! --
  • 3 star rating " Let me be your personal, all you can eat, buffet" I'm John Pinette & I approve this post. --
  • 1 star rating Are you gonna have a an episode w/ nods to John Pinette anytime soon? Seems Peter and John had a lot in common --
  • 5 star rating I miss John Pinette --
  • 5 star rating you and sweet thing about John Pinette, love all of it, podcast are the shit, 59:00 something idk, beautiful boys!! --
  • 5 star rating " LOL channelling John Pinette! view --
  • 5 star rating it's sad that you don't love yourself enough to buy good toilet paper. John Pinette died in vain --
  • 3 star rating I swear, just played John Pinette, Mitch Hedberg, and Robin Williams in a row. --
  • 3 star rating Keep in mind Hairspray was a musical before it was a movie. One actor was the late John Pinette! --
  • 4 star rating of course, now I want to go watch John Pinette YouTube clips. --
  • 5 star rating He is one of my all-time favorite comedians --
  • 4 star rating Glenn shadix looks like john pinette. did he ever die? --
  • 4 star rating I've been in bed watching John Pinette for 3 hours --
  • 4 star rating I swear john pinette is one of the funniest comedians ever!!! --
  • 3 star rating "It's salad... It's the promise of food, it isn't food!" RIP John Pinette, you funny man! --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hilarious --
  • 4 star rating "Salad is a promissory note that food is on its way." (John Pinette) --
  • 3 star rating So honored to be the party coach of one of my favorite comedians John Pinette's family! --
  • 2 star rating Oh. My. Goodness! John Pinette & Jerry Seinfeld. So funny! Btw- I appreciate Laugh USA has clean comedy. --
  • 1 star rating John Pinette was so funny, every time I watch his specials I laugh so hard still can't believe he is gone. RIP John --
  • 2 star rating So when I've been listening to John Pinette or Tim Wilson this year, I've been listening to ghosts. spooky --
  • 5 star rating John Pinette ! Rest in Feast, --
  • 3 star rating "These people can drink wine for 10 hours then drive a school bus" -John Pinette, on France --
  • 4 star rating Sad news comedian John Pinette dead at 50, http://t,co/IdDSnljV1u --
  • 3 star rating Comedy has lost too many greats in 2014- John Pinette, Robin Williams, Joan Rivers, Jan Hooks... --
  • 5 star rating Sid Caesar, Robin Williams, Harold Ramis, David Brenner, Joan Rivers, John Pinette and now Jan Hooks. Why do you hate comedy, 2014? --
  • 3 star rating Watching my favorite comedians last performance... John Pinette: Im Still Hungry --
  • 5 star rating And I just found out the other night one of my favorite comedians ever, John Pinette, passed away in April. That was SUPER depressing. --
  • 1 star rating Wow, just now found out John Pinette died 4/5/14. I once saw him & was trying to find a bit to show friend - RIP :~( --
  • 3 star rating John Pinette was a great comedian. Laughing my ass off at his last special. --
  • 5 star rating Loving John Pinette and his 'Free Willy' bit. --
  • 3 star rating Wish I could have seen John Pinette perform live. Holy crap his special "Still Hungry" is amazing. --
  • 4 star rating Everybody check out John Pinette!!! Dude is hilarious!!! --
  • 1 star rating I think George should have just applied John Pinette's eggplant advice to Star Wars: If you can't make Parmesan, leave it alone. --
  • 5 star rating I feel very John Pinette-y. "They said just do what you can. I didn't know what that meant so I left." Time to find something else to try. --
  • 5 star rating Comedian John Pinette, 50, Dies At Pa. Hotel --
  • 1 star rating American comedian and actor John Pinette has been found dead at the age of 50 in a hotel room in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. --
  • 3 star rating If you can find any of the John Pinette specials, I recommend them. You will be on the floor --

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