Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Pinette I'm a crusher
American comedian and actor
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He was named one of Famous Celeb Men Who Died In 2014 by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of Famous Celeb Men Who Died In 2014 by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
John Pinette is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On John Pinette
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Experiencing "The Punisher" (2004) for the first time. John Pinette being in the movie. -- Chris Rempel
- John Pinette..."Worse thing about Weight Watchers is they won't let you buy more points"...... -- dieselrox
- John pinette is dead...I'm going to kill myself now....just a sec. -- Jacob Wilhite
- I want to invite DANCING MAN out to LA and have him KILL AT THE COMEDY STORE doing the late John Pinette's CHINESE BUFFET routine -- LexG
- Comedian John Pinette, 50, Dies At Pa. Hotel -- Alexa Miller
- Ralphie May, Gabriel Iglesias, and John Pinette should all go on tour together, that'd be a great line up. "The heavyweights of comedy" -- John Bousquet
- LISTENING TO THE GREAT MEAT RECALL BY JOHN PINETTE -- RUSSIANMUELLER
- Clueless family in front of me has a million questions about sandwich ingredients. I feel like John Pinette. -- Wiggz
- John Pinette, the chubby stand-up comedian who portrayed a hapless carjacking victim in the final episode of Seinfeld, has died -- DebraWarrior4Justice
- If you ever can't sleep watch John Pinette standup because at that point it's gonna make you LAUGH -- Celia Weyher
- "Free Willy"- John Pinette -- Regis McGuire
- Watching John Pinette in class -- Jake Cravens
- John Pinette -- Viva El Gordo "I -I don't remember much. I smelled smoke on the plane and now I'm on the runway eating a taco! -- Zack Conklin
- " Let me be your personal, all you can eat, buffet" I'm John Pinette & I approve this post. -- MJ
- Are you gonna have a an episode w/ nods to John Pinette anytime soon? Seems Peter and John had a lot in common -- Donald W.
- I miss John Pinette -- Drew Schonbe
- you and sweet thing about John Pinette, love all of it, podcast are the shit, 59:00 something idk, beautiful boys!! -- Robert Butler
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" LOL channelling John Pinette!
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- it's sad that you don't love yourself enough to buy good toilet paper. John Pinette died in vain -- jAWSH!
- I swear, just played John Pinette, Mitch Hedberg, and Robin Williams in a row. -- Mr Peabody Coletrane
- Keep in mind Hairspray was a musical before it was a movie. One actor was the late John Pinette! -- Cowgon, Take Me Away
- of course, now I want to go watch John Pinette YouTube clips. -- Kathy
- He is one of my all-time favorite comedians -- Madison Allison
- Glenn shadix looks like john pinette. did he ever die? -- octopus
- I've been in bed watching John Pinette for 3 hours -- selena
- I swear john pinette is one of the funniest comedians ever!!! -- Bob Lapinski
- "It's salad... It's the promise of food, it isn't food!" RIP John Pinette, you funny man! -- Robert Dukes
- He is fucking hilarious -- Chris DeRouin™
- "Salad is a promissory note that food is on its way." (John Pinette) -- Chris Gallagher
- So honored to be the party coach of one of my favorite comedians John Pinette's family! -- Kyle Platt
- Oh. My. Goodness! John Pinette & Jerry Seinfeld. So funny! Btw- I appreciate Laugh USA has clean comedy. -- Jackie Smith
- John Pinette was so funny, every time I watch his specials I laugh so hard still can't believe he is gone. RIP John -- Jami
- So when I've been listening to John Pinette or Tim Wilson this year, I've been listening to ghosts. spooky -- Mummy Tomoe
- John Pinette ! Rest in Feast, -- Madisyn Gelsthorpe
- "These people can drink wine for 10 hours then drive a school bus" -John Pinette, on France -- TaylerMarie¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Sad news comedian John Pinette dead at 50, http://t,co/IdDSnljV1u -- Srikrishna Fennick
- Comedy has lost too many greats in 2014- John Pinette, Robin Williams, Joan Rivers, Jan Hooks... -- Rita Lou n Gracie 2
- Sid Caesar, Robin Williams, Harold Ramis, David Brenner, Joan Rivers, John Pinette and now Jan Hooks. Why do you hate comedy, 2014? -- Dan Cunningham
- Watching my favorite comedians last performance... John Pinette: Im Still Hungry -- Ryan Hoffmann
- And I just found out the other night one of my favorite comedians ever, John Pinette, passed away in April. That was SUPER depressing. -- Jonathan Stark
- Wow, just now found out John Pinette died 4/5/14. I once saw him & was trying to find a bit to show friend - RIP :~( -- Its Punk kin 2U
- John Pinette was a great comedian. Laughing my ass off at his last special. -- Andrew Jackson
- Loving John Pinette and his 'Free Willy' bit. -- Alan Quarry
- Wish I could have seen John Pinette perform live. Holy crap his special "Still Hungry" is amazing. -- Brett Robinson
- Everybody check out John Pinette!!! Dude is hilarious!!! -- Coach Troy5
- I think George should have just applied John Pinette's eggplant advice to Star Wars: If you can't make Parmesan, leave it alone. -- Gerald So
- I feel very John Pinette-y. "They said just do what you can. I didn't know what that meant so I left." Time to find something else to try. -- Sam D.
- Comedian John Pinette, 50, Dies At Pa. Hotel -- Janet Hale
- American comedian and actor John Pinette has been found dead at the age of 50 in a hotel room in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. -- Jessica
- If you can find any of the John Pinette specials, I recommend them. You will be on the floor -- Anthony Fuda
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