I have a crush on John Rocker and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Rocker

American baseball player (Famous from most vocal of all dumb right-wing bigots in sports since Ty Cobb (with far less talent))

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John Rocker is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his bodybuilder body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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because He is a Macho, Manly, REAL Man, Straight as an arrow, and finds gays like me disgusting. i find myself agreeing with Jeff, i kiss Saint John's Butt -- Nate
i know the King : John Rocker because of His Manly views on fags like me, just here to say thank You Sir. i kiss Your Butt, Sir -- Jeff
The only relevant comparison for Hunahpu s bad sportsmanship is John Rocker. -- Max Dawson
John Rocker former Atlanta Braves closer is on Survivor -- Ryan The Lion™
So, he is still being John Rocker, eh? -- Jim Debner
He is such a jerk on Survivor -- Hayley Wilhelm †
I would just like to thank John Rocker for a being a racist douche. Getting some nice hits today. -- Chris Haire
Y'all can hate him all you want. But he is making this game interesting. -- Nyasha Nyagura

John Rocker should be kicked off survivor. Who does he think he is?? -- Libbie
"The icing on the top is, now I'm stuck out here with John Rocker." Lololol -- Carlie
Enjoying this season Looks like John Rocker's racist/homophobic past is going to catch up with him Hope he's changed Seems angry -- Jim Lochner
Omg he is on Survivor this season? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. Wtf. -- Dianasaur
It's dawning on them all who he is. -- Michael Dyer
Wait, *the* he is on Survivor? Hahahahaha -- Matt Sullivan
Julie thought going on a reality show would mean avoiding being judged by others. She and John Rocker truly deserve each other. -- Jun Song
But then again John Rocker believed Val so maybe she knew her audience? Or John just burned some brain cells from roids. -- Warren Cangany
One of the best parts of being at the Survivor KIAs taping last night was hearing the crowd boo John Rocker! New Yorkers do not approve! -- Laura
The funny thing is that john rocker was the one trying to save the African American in the tribe. Oh, the irony! -- eliza stillman
He is kind of a douche... -- courtneyxo
You can't invite John Rocker somewhere, and then not expect him to John Rocker. That's what he does. That's who he is. That's what he knows. -- The Donosaur
He's a total jackass but i'm not even gonna lie... he is pretty sexy. -- samantha
Why do I have a feeling he is going home in this episode... -- Ming Hao Quek
Looks like he is going to cause some waves on -- Dan Massar
He is gonna have issues on survivor I can tell -- Daby

I honestly dislike John Rocker so much -- Stephanie
Survivor hasn't kept John Rocker from being sexist, so don't let anyone tell you everything changes. -- John Daigle
Words can't explain how happy I am that he is on Survivor. -- Alex Dormuth
Well, in case you were wondering, he is still an ass. A sexist ass. -- Peggy Davis
Watching survivor. Just found out who he is. Enjoy Exile Island John. -- Terry
Mmmph Jon's muscles straining against John Rocker THIS IS A GREAT CHALLENGE -- Kevin
I hope Jeff Probst and the people who created that challenge know that he is coming for them after the season ends. -- Sweetness & Snark
Well he is still an asshole. -- Blake
So....right now survivor hate John Rocker's girlfriend more than him... -- Tom Palmer
He is such an arrogant asshole, I realllly don't like him -- Hillary Renee
he is gone. As a HUGE Mets fan. O HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! -- Jonathan Brunton
Say what you will about John Rocker but you have to admit he'd have a really solid Flintstones name. -- Gordon Holmes
John Rocker voted off Survivor with an immunity idol in his pocket after being called a racist and trying to fight a lady; very John Rocker. -- Tim Marchman
If he is ever in charge of protecting me, I'm hiring a bodyguard. -- PILE OF ROCKS
He is not having a good day. -- Stephen
He is on the TV show proving that reality tv executives will sell their souls for ratings. Awful -- JT The Brick
FLOORED. Lots here, John Rocker said "I am not mad I lost. I am mad I lost to a girl" REALLY you didn't just lose she kicked ur sexist ass! -- Kevin A. Ormsby
He is a dumbass. -- Matt Wells
Everyone realized who he is, and that he got sent to Exile Island with an ethnic gentleman. The jokes are hilarious and plentiful. -- Danny Willis
John rocker is on survivor, there is black people on survivor, this could get real good or bad !! -- nick ballam
Does John Rocker have on pink nail polish? or is one of is nails missing? Irony for nail polish. -- LolaTheShadeePuppet
josh is awwsome. A gay guy who'll work w john rocker!? Holy crap a jew who'll work w mengele! This is awesome! -- Jonathan Penner
He is on Survivor. I feel like not enough is being made of this. -- Dave Gilmore
Jeremy is mad. He's out to get John Rocker now lol. It was Val's fault! -- Patrick C Huie
Oh. The contestants are starting to figure out exactly WHO John Rocker actually is & realizing the ALREADY know he's a crappy guy! -- Carie Small
If he is trying to change his image on he's failing miserably by making sexist remarks -- Shandy Lemperle