John Smoltz

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• If his wardrobe on MLB network is any indication, John Smoltz hasn't bought a new suit since 1990. -- Erin Murphy
• The Mets rise is coming faster than people think ~John Smoltz -- Astro
• Listening to Mark Reynolds & John Smoltz talk baseball is really entertaining. -- James Edwards
• John Smoltz thinks closer money is going way up. That is not true. -- Neil Weinberg
• John Smoltz says can make playoffs. Bobby Ojeda says playoff contention is essentially over. What gives. -- Stephen Weisman
• He is pretty annoying as a commentator. -- WES
• Then John Smoltz comes in and says "Trout is gonna win it" love it Smoltz -- Angels Fans
• Please john smoltz tell me more about how giving up five runs in eight innings is better than a quality start -- Bill Hanstock
• John Smoltz ripping the quality start stat. he is my favorite analyst. -- Shawn
• He is an amazing color commentator. His insights and experiences are incredible -- Nick Leavenworth
• Pretty soon Fox is going to show an 800 number to call to subscribe to the John Smoltz newsletter. -- DavidXF
• Hearing John Smoltz as a baseball announcer is quite strange. He's good though! -- Matthew Haywood
• So he is a Sparty and Harold Reynolds is an Oregon Duck. I am sure both have great conversations. -- LeslieinFortLee
• John smoltz is a spartan fan!? New found respect for a legend. -- Devin Reuter
• He is confused by the concept of a team that he reckons are "as hot as anyone right now" getting four straight hits. -- UKMLB
• ""I think this is a must win-game for David Price and the John Smoltz -- Sports Roadhouse®
• He is the best. -- angelfanmp
• "I think this is a must win-game for David Price and the John Smoltz -- FOX Sports: MLB
• John Smoltz just said that Johnny Cueto is having more of a Cy Young season than Clayton Kershaw. Don't even know what to say about this one -- Dalton Mack
• John smoltz just said one of the stupidest things I've ever heard on Cueto is having a better all around season for cy young than kershaw -- Daniel J. Rivera
• No, John Smoltz, Johnny Cueto is not having a better season than Clayton Kershaw. -- Marcus Metzer
• He is on crack -- Gev O
• John Smoltz , you're a smart man, but shut your whore mouth when you say things like Cueto is having a better "overall" year than Kershaw. -- Jim Bow
• So what you're saying is that Clayton Kershaw is no John Smoltz? -- Brett
• He is so much better during the playoffs. More facts, less puns. -- Angie Watson
• Can I talk about baseball with John Smoltz please? Guy is great. -- Justin Andrews
• John Smoltz sounds so much like Jim Palmer -- Brian Dawson
• Fox broadcaster he is so biased towards the Nats! Fawns over Strasburg. Says nothing after Strickland K & Panik triple. -- Rex Wang
• I'm pretty sure John Smoltz thinks Peavy is an actual car. -- Frankie Guros
• I think he is a really solid game analyst -- Drew Shiller
• Man, he is great on this broadcast. Would love to hear him more often, fantastic insight into the game. -- Garrett Greene
• John Smoltz is a fucking retarted -- The Sly Show
• "Sandoval at the plate, a guy you can double up...obviously." - is that a fat joke, John Smoltz? -- SportAnding
• "Now that's just tip-your-hat, even if that pitch is not a strike" But why would you-- I-- Is this John Smoltz?? -- Jonathan Bernhardt
• I think he is pretty good in the analyst role. -- Drew Fairservice
• He is the best MLB color-commentator in the game today. -- Eric Fink
• John Smoltz called Strasburg a "low mileage classic Bentley". IS that good or bad? -- Jonathan
• He is doing the game. It's cool, I feel like losing braincells today -- Michael Scotch
• According to John Smoltz, Jake Peavy is a 1956 Mustang, and Strasburg is a Bentley. OK then. -- David A. Arnott
• Damn. Danny Duffy is a spitting image of a young John Smoltz. -- Tim English
• Totally agree w/ John Smoltz length of gms is worse when umps have diff K zones or worse changing K zones during the game -- John Perschino
• Just talked to John Smoltz on the phone just had to put him on hold but 12 year old Justin is jumping for joy -- Justin Myers
• Heard John Smoltz on satellite radio yesterday predict Royals win in 14 innings. Guy is obviously out to lunch. -- Dan Robertson
• The MLB Postseason, where every walk is a rally. - John Smoltz -- Chris Meredith
• "The only concern is that all that emotion had a 5 day pause" - John Smoltz on the -- 610 Sports Radio- KC
• Man, he is so insightful and has facts to back his stuff up. One of the few that I don't get annoyed of -- #DemBoysInBlue
• John Smoltz looks really old -- Paul DeBruler
• He is a cousin of Charlie Gehringer. What have you learned today? -- Scott Smith
• John Smoltz predicted the A's/Royals game to go 14 innings..... I sure hope so lmao -- AL WEST CHAMPS
• I think it is strange to hear John Smoltz talk about how the Tigers are built as a 7 inning team because that was the mid 90s Braves. -- Richard Trionfo

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