John Swartzwelder

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• He is crying somewhere. -- Dan Laera
• They'll never convince me that Ron Swanson isn't based on John Swartzwelder. Just ran across this pic of him: view -- adamselzer
• John swartzwelder owns view -- stefan
• . Holy crap. I haven't read the book or the script but that Inherent Vice trailer has a 109.73% John Swartzwelder vibe to it. -- darrenelwood
• i think John Swartzwelder proved that long ago -- Hatercles
• People often say the simpsons' decline was due to a changing of the guard, but john swartzwelder penned 90s classics AND 00s stinkers -- M Harding
• John Swartzwelder -- princess
• Por supuesto, no significa nada en ningún otro idioma y, según John Swartzwelder, no trataba de significar nada. -- Randy Meeks
• John Swartzwelder ... -- Spike Spiegel
• John Swartzwelder señoras y señores. -- Cantos Gregorianos
• Is this really John Swartzwelder or just someone pimping out the books of a really awesome writer? -- Michael Keenan
• "Too bad this isn't really John Swartzwelder, though." -- Daniel Fidler
• I'm followed by two people who are followed by John Swartzwelder, so I think I officially qualify as a success. -- Chris Morgan
• With John Swartzwelder on comment and Bill Watterson giving interviews Meg White is really distancing herself from the recluse field. -- Baby Knees
• Just found out comedy legend he is on comment ( and only comments lines from his novels -- chancedibben
• He is using his official account to promote his books. The quotes are definitely Swartzwelderian and very funny. -- Ryan W. Mead
• Impulse bought John Swartzwelder's "The Time Machine Did It". Laughing so hard I'm probably bugging the neighbors -- Cory
• The real he is on comment: -- langdon alger
• OH MY GOD JOHN SWARTZWELDER IS ON comment -- Brad Hanford
• John swartzwelder is a man who has come up with a joke better than any comment ever written approximately twice an hour for the last 35 years -- sensational stevie
• This comment is a John Swartzwelder quote, btw. -- "Alex"
• And no, he is not our Producer. -- Matt 'Game Dad' Dyet
• In other news, I just got the last John Swartzwelder book needed for my collection. Sooooo funny. -- =corym=
• I just read the John Swartzwelder booth story and all I can think is: Can you imagine being so fucking rich, you could SPITE-BUY a DINER? -- Laura Di Girolamo
• Disenchantment could have really done with some John Swartzwelder magic. -- O'Hara
• Is there an audiobook version available that is read by the real John Swartzwelder? -- CranBear
• Who are you really? Is John Swartzwelder your real name or an alias? -- God
• Best reactionaries: 3) Norm McDonald 2) Morrisey 1) John Swartzwelder -- Chickelon Musk Puppet
• One of these days, I'm going to Chatsworth and riding my bike around until I find John Swartzwelder. Have you seen him around lately?? -- Alberto Santillan
• And Happy Birthday to Dan Seals (d. 2009), Brooke Adams, Florinda Meza, John Swartzwelder and Niels Arestrup. -- North Trenton (Teewhy Nyema)
• The Simpsons owe so much to John Swartzwelder -- Gøth Dad
• Se extraña a John Swartzwelder  escribiendo capítulos de Los Simpson. -- John L.
• List of Funny Conservatives: 1. John Swartzwelder 2. Mike Nelson That is all -- GloomyCleric
• I miss the old days when Metro had real players, guys like George Meyer, John Swartzwelder, Conan O Brien, Bill Oakley...what happened??? -- Fredua Koranteng Durst
• The only funny conservatives ever - Norm MacDonald, John Swartzwelder, and Donald Trump -- Steve Jail
• They can kill the Kennedys. Why can t they make a cup of coffee that tastes good? John Swartzwelder -- Jack Loomes
• I m on page two of The Time Machine Did It by John Swartzwelder and I have already laughed 389 times. -- t fox
• So We Going To Continue To Act Like John Swartzwelder Isn t A Time Traveler ? -- Jd
• Also, in case it needs stating, he is the all-time best Simpsons writer. -- Anders
• John Swartzwelder was so good at writing this kind of humour that set the tone for the early seasons. -- Balsam Specific
• He is a virtuoso of the highest order -- Rnb
• "Mank," but it's called "Swartz" and it's about John Swartzwelder, who wrote the "Rosebud" ep of The Simpsons -- Ravi Kiran
• To this day I still don't get why he is holding Kermit the Frog in this scene. -- Simpsons Crowds
• Estaba leyendo las profesias de para 2021 y los episodios de John Swartzwelder...... echele un ojo asombroso e Impactantes ! -- Mary
• El único gringo que debe saber de la toma del palacio de justicia es john swartzwelder. -- miguel olaya
• Just film all 15 John Swartzwelder books. Netflix give me $6,000,000 -- something else
• Watching news of Atlanta shooting: "This is all John Swartzwelder's fault" -- ⚡Garam⚡
• Say what you will about John Swartzwelder but easily one of the greatest American writers -- Mr. Chau
• Any of you read John Swartzwelder's books? which one should i get -- Darth Erogenous
• John swartzwelder is clearly a better writer than John Barth bc really how many ppl have ever read giles goat-boy -- Immaterialist

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