John Thomas

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Feel so sad retiring my VS shirts... Goodbye bumblebee. You will be missed -- John
• On radio 4 now, john thomas and his son dick, I'm so childish. Sniggering -- Tattooed_Mummy
• 280 characters. So, really there should be no excuse for grammar mistakes now right? -- John Thomas
• "I bet he is hung like a horse" -- UDcrushes
• Mandy Spencer just figured out that Julio is most definitely Paul Simon's "John Thomas". -- Stevens Blanchard
• Idk who he is, but thank you for your donation. It was a huge amount. And it gets us closer and closer to our goal -- Beth.
• I really think he is ugly lol -- ️KEESE
• He is a prick. -- Bobby Valentine
• NL ball looks to be the strong suit so far -- Andrew Frank
• as the great Curtis Jackson says. "We gon party like it's ya burfday." Really, tho, let me know if you're free for lunch Thurs -- Clyde Verdin Jr
• Sipe is good at hiding her john thomas -- Truth
• John Thomas on the cost of technical debt: technical debt is real and can become a burden on a career, program, company -- Paul
• John thomas is cuter than winky -- meg.
• I don't blame Tayo for asking Frankie if his "John Thomas" breathes. Dude is in love with takpas Icheoku shorts -- Kasi
• "Lol john Thomas is john Thomas " pls who is john thomas."" -- Jay jay
• Best thing is that every season is unrelated to the next one, so you don't have to watch the seasons in order. -- Mae Margaret Davis
• Gosh I just really love John Thomas -- Shea Alex Marugg
• Well my day just cleared. he is sick so no birthday party. So who wants to be fat and watch football with me? -- Aolani ツ
• And thank God I didn't dream about feeding my peni... John Thomas bees. Note to self: he is arguably worse than penis. -- Minty Bumrush
• , who is but a bit of a girl; and John Thomas, the groom, that brought your boxes in just now. It's a change for your pa -- Burghilde Grishin
• The best name for the penis is John Thomas by far! -- Ki Hyung
• So had it worse than because keeping his John Thomas inside his pants for 8 years was harder than being black in 'Murica -- AJ Beamish
• Tayo is super sexy,will u close ya john Thomas now? !! Lol -- funmilious
• College Football wasn t what it is now in the mid-80 s though. Tebow was EVERYWHERE. -- Jonathan Weaver
• "Kent state girls know what the fuck is up" - John Thomas -- Emily McVeigh
• I don't comment safe! In fact I don't do anything safe! Well, except sex that is! Rather lose my life than my John Thomas -- Johnny G
• Spent far too much time in the hospital being prodded and poked (including a camera up my John Thomas). So now I'm pigging out. -- Black Rabbit of Inlé
• He is in Port Talbot every1 -- han
• Chuck, you're such a tosser! We know you're green with envy. You seem like John Thomas. You should've not been so daft cow! -- Tuğçe Balcı
• Whose fault is it that you're a slave to your 'John Thomas' or that it controls the very essence of your life? Miss me with that bullshit! -- Rita C. Onwurah
• And he is one of those boys that can laugh and smile and make your day 100 times better with out even trying -- J - Rizle
• He is crying because I won't stand by the bathroom door while he pees -- Mackenzie Spence
• The hotel is at Bode Thomas and the guy wanted to use his John Thomas -- ♔KING with no queen
• What the fuck is john thomas -- eMPTY vOID OF sEMEN
• Got a super photographercrush on John Thomas and Geoff Charles right now, really beautiful work. -- julia
• He is a bandwagon -- Big Deaaa
• This is what those early communities felt and experienced when Peter, Paul, John, Thomas, James, and others travelled around. -- Ken E.J.Ramiro
• Ladies im white but for some reason my john thomas is a little bit darker hope thats not a problem and i was wrong i have 17cm just measured -- Tb ABRAK/Antônio
• Wait, Jack's real name is /John Thomas/? Really? *badly-disguised laughter* -- Will Shakespeare
• "Beauty is fully clothed"- John Thomas -- the_kid you love
• "Chiby, let's bath together, so you can scrub my back... but I don't want you John Thomas to stand." -- Antonio Moriaty
• There?s an order to the universe: space, time, John Thomas.... Just kidding, he is first. -- Liliana Zelinsky
• John thomas and i found just dance 2015 at goodwill yesterday for $5 and so far its been a great investment -- bran
• I'd rather punch myself in the John Thomas, is my new goto response when anyone asks me to do anything. -- falO
• John Thomas smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is John Thomas' personal chef. -- Shanna Archy
• So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake... -- Dan Blais
• One of my managers name is john thomas mortin -- john fortin
• The name is Thomas. John Thomas -- JOK3R
• John thomas makes me laugh more than anything or anyone else & he can't even talk yet so -- kel☡
• Today is the day. So excited to be celebrating with and -- Karen Litton

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