Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Valby I'm a crusher
American musician
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Rated by - The only person who could save this right now is John Valby. -- Johnny Filardo
- You haven't lived if you've never listened to John Valby. -- Brian Sovryn Ⓐ
- John Valby Christmas album -- Jerm Hudson
- There are at least 768 of you shitheads that really do not need to be following me. Now's the time to go, as John Valby said... -- HolidayNamesSuck
- You're not a true Buffalonian unless you listen to some John Valby Christmas tunes... -- Amanda Kihl
- "Ya can't say ur mother's twat has a easy pass toll booth, but you can say you're sister brings a spit bucket to frat parties"-John Valby -- Dion Harden
- Fuck YOU!!! god I have not seen you in years come to Texas -- My Info
- If you know who john valby is without looking him up, you are officially awesome. -- Asura Shimorenjaku
- He is a funny mother fucker!!! -- Chris Smith
- John Valby sings the greatest Christmas carols ever I suggest everyone listens to him this holiday season -- Ron
- I cannot listen to a Christmas song without thinking of the John Valby version. -- Allen Haberberg
- He is a sick fuck and is hilarious -- Justin Pelazza
- John Valby at Toads... A Christmas tradition -- Brian Kelly
- with "Dr.Dirty" John Valby TOMORROW NIGHT 12/27 at Doors at 7:30pm -- The Chance
- Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole. -- John Valby -- Miss Fortune
- U can tell by the smell that she ain't feelin well when the end of the month rolls around. John valby -- Bondi Ricker
- Hanging with Dr Dirty tonight! Show starts at 8 Don't miss it! -- Terri Torrey
- People who are just "appalled" and "outraged" over Fraternity Chants have obviously never listened to John Valby -- Kyle Alexander
- Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole. -- John Valby -- Offensive Bot
- Today, John Valby aka dr. dirty is 75. I ve seen him twice, and I met him after the show both times. Really nice guy. -- Lawrence
- Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole. -- John Valby -- gamesphobia
- Singing John Valby songs at the 9/11 memorial while others look on in horror and disgust is what the founding fathers would have wanted -- Brian
- Come on, Carl, let's liven up this party, play some John Valby -- John DuMond
- John valby is playing in sunset tonight so that's cool -- Jerm
- "Dr. Dirty" John Valby has mastered mixing crude humor with his musical scores. See him LIVE at COMIX tomorrow night! 10:30! -- Foxwoods MPTN
- Good Morning! we will talk to John Fogerty, what makes him happy now & what was his inspiration for his songs? also- John Valby's new song! -- Norton Show
- John Valby will get the kids watching this halftime show Hey Ladi Ladi Lo! -- John Huss
- If anyone is bored and can get to Comedy At Carlson by 8, I have an extra John Valby ticket! -- Angie Polino-Ferris
- Great time last night with John Valby. Thanks to all that came! -- palacetheaterct
- John Valby - Latex vagina -- BDSM Radio #Nowplay
- John valby: BIGGEST SAVAGE EVER! -- Chris Hubbs
- Who loves John Valby? -- Gary Opon
- You know how you felt when Prince died? I'm going to feel that when John Valby passes -- Punker
- Ty Kelly ??? Sounds like the start of a John Valby punchline -- Schark22
- Now Playing on the J-Train to funny town...John Valby - Ymca -- JtrainWMV
- I must add, re. my beloved, late brother-in-law: My mom also loved "Seven Dirty Words." I'm sure both of them loved John Valby. -- Janice L. Habuda
- Dr Dirty John Valby on air with us now. Catch him at Sunset Bay tonight! -- Morning Bull
- Sorry for my raunchy comments. My sense of humor can be gross. If you know who he is you will understand -- Jed Mosk
- My prediction for Trump's choice of inaugural "poet" is John Valby reciting filthy limericks such as "Up for Re-Erection." -- Lorrie
- John Valby should write a theme song for the -- I'm The Coach Now
- 'If you think it's dirty you're fucking well right' ~ John Valby :) ;) -- Pawel Gabrysiewicz
- Christmas Medley by John Valby -- KYBN-Radio
- Now Playing on the J-Train to funny town...John Valby - Skeeter -- J-train Radio
- John Valby has some pretty good Christmas tunes if you are in the twisted holiday spirit -- Northside Mike
- I ID DIE DICE DICED DECIDE BLOWJOB - from the Solutions to John Valby's Puzzle Page -- CountFloyd
- As the electoral college starts its vote, I have an urge to post nothing but John Valby songs but I'm going to show some restraint. -- Sacred Cow Cook
- LOL John Valby's beer poem. "If her twat can't hold it, I bet her Heiny Can!" -- Kris Starring
- I'm sure Olaf Rye has listened to this listening to John Valby -- paul goddard
- He is the best -- FELLATI-O-FISH
- John Valby:"eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew" "BAN" refugees, camel shit and deport Mexicans too! (MAGA) -- Richard h shreve
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