Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Wark I'm a crusher
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John Wark is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On John Wark
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john Wark is mine. Is he hairy enough?
view -- CllrEmma
- the bill oddie beard is taking shape might have a shave and leave the john wark -- CAZ
- ... Yes mate , john wark missed a pen for them :) -- THT
- yes - I was racking my brain for something suitably ridiculous. I could imagine John Wark in roundhead gear -- thetwounfortunates
- We have John Wark playing at an event in Stonham Aspal next Sunday - would any of your followers be interested in playing? -- Dan Ferretti
- Just seen John Wark in town. legend! -- RuN RiOT
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Join John Wark last event this year Sun 12 Oct Loads of prizes All welcome
view -- Stonham Barns Golf
- Ikke det jeg vet. John Wark og Colin Bell de to eneste jeg vet kan være litt i nærheten. -- Svea
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John Wark, ITFC legend
view -- Gary Jones
- I'll take the top bunk John Wark -- David
- If you're stressed you should have a listen to the John Wark relaxation tape -- Ben Howard
- Tenk på kva John Wark kunne gjort på Anfield i ettermiddag! -- Harald Thingnes
- good article, still want spurs to win!! Only cause it was my first ever game 17th december 1981 directors box with john wark -- David Snow
- brilliant! That Hartson moment earlier was astonishing. Right then...John Wark? Just month of birth will do -- James Pendred
- More interested in who plays John Wark, mate. -- scotbot of the 45+
- I just thought of him. Ray Stewart, Julian Dicks, John Wark are some others from my era. -- Lee Cowen
- spilte på lag med gode gamle John Wark en gang i tiden -- Sebastian Lech
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John Wark defendiendo los colores del Ispwich Town
view -- RememberTheFootball
- felt a bit more dam busters truthfully, not quite Escape To Victory, but I will be John Wark soon! -- Nigel Capewell
- For Movember he is to shave off his moustache for one month only. -- Jeremy Hammett
- Bill Bailey is John Wark... -- Adam
- John wark is my life -- Matt McDonough
- From 6 we're joined by legend John Wark. We talk about a new Town arrival; Parr / Mings or both; Daryl Murphy & his hero 'Fat Ronaldo' -- BBC Suffolk Sport
- I have found the reasoning behind the john wark imposter -- mason
- Cross sell with Panini footy stickers and let's see the face of John Wark sashaying down Carnaby Street on a Top Shop stiletto -- David Fitzgerald
- He is in our hotel looking Costa del Sol tanned . He had the full Scottish and polished it off gracefully without breaking sweat. -- anthony vickers
- La Premier l'ho sempre amata dai tempi di Justin Fashanu, Viv Anderson, Joe Jordan, Gary Shaw, John Wark, Tony Woodckok, Cyrille Regis... -- Torrenapoli
- Tony Woodcock. Paul Mariner, John Wark. -- Ian Jones
- OTD 1994 Paul Goddard & John Wark take joint charge of Ipswich in a 4-1 defeat against Nottingham Forest. Claus Thomsen with the goal -- Renegade Statman
- John Wark scored 36 goals in 80/81 season but Paul Cooper won player of the Year!! -- itfcessexblues
- 2nd Half Teaser Answer: John Wark -- Superscoreboard
- Today's teaser answer... John Barnes, John Wark -- Football Teasers
- Así recuerda Paul Mariner a John Wark. -- #KickOff4G
- Like the Swiss Ill try and remain neutral...though John Wark did play for Liverpool :) -- clive stonebridge
- Oddly confident this Vardy biopic will mutate into Escape To Victory remake with Vards & boys smouldering in John Wark/Ipswich roles. -- Adam Woods
- John wark pele Bobby Moore and mick summerbee how much would they be worth now???? Escape to victory -- CTF
- Dad's down for this match and yet again he's suggested John Wark. He loves John Wark and I've never met anyone else who does -- Kieran Morris
- The French and German national anthems together all its missing is John Wark, Slyvester Stallone,Paul van Himst and Co Prins -- David Anthony Bourke
- Is it me, or are France playing the Escape to Victory team, minus Stallone, Pele and John Wark? -- Gabriel Fallon
- The Germany v France game reminds me of the Escape To Victory finale except therrs no player on the pitch of John Wark's calibre. -- Luce Coggs
- CONUNDRUM Answer!! ... J O K A N R H W = John Wark -- Three Point Reds
- Iceland need Sylvester Stallone in nets . And John Wark at centre half. -- Andy McVeigh
- Love the Italian national anthem , the German 1 has me looking along the line for Michael Caine,Sylvester Stallone, Pele, John Wark etc -- Telstar Tam
- Hey Daryl Murphy. Your name is up there with Mick Stockwell, John Wark, Jason Dozzell & Kieron Dyer. Thanks for the memories. -- Daniel Fox
- Always had soft spot for since the days of Bobby Robson, John Wark, Mick Mills, Terry Butcher & Kevin Steggles.. ok maybe not Steggles -- The Elland Road Owl
- In our junior school every time we sang the hymn Walk in the Light during assembly we would change the words to "John Wark in the light!" -- Gary Bennett
- Bash powered by harnessing the energy of John Wark on one these Thanks It s extremely light The roller coaster sim made me look at something -- pikesley_ebooks
- Although I am now eager to know John Wark's views on epistemology. He's probably more engaged with Gilbert Ryle. -- Matt Symonds
- If it wasn't for the French invading the pitch at the end, Michael Caine would still be in a PoW camp with John Wark right now. Ingrate. -- Jonathan Mackie
- However romantic it may seem, I think Rooney turning out again is a bit like John Wark turning out again for Ipswich. -- Karl Broxton
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