Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Wayne Bobbitt I'm a crusher
American, Criminal (Famous from Low IQ douchebag who got his weiner chopped off, found, reattached)
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Rated by - To cut off one's penis is referred to as to "bobbitt", named after a man called John Wayne Bobbitt, who had his penis cut off by his wife! -- Offsidefooty
- John Wayne Bobbitt was the star of a porn film called "Frankenpenis". Yes really. -- Cerian
- is going to be the John Wayne Bobbitt to my Lorena Bobbitt. -- Jessica Moore
- The john wayne bobbitt story is amazing -- Pippa
- Chopped off:The Man who lost his penis.(Documentary about John Wayne Bobbitt) on More4 @ 11:30pm tonight ( if anyone is interested) -- chris dunlop
- "Hello, I'm Megyn Kelly. Tonight, I sit down with John Wayne Bobbitt." -- Tom Kludt
- Today's news: School apologises after 11-year-olds are given homework on John Wayne Bobbitt s severed penis -- ujustsaidpenis
- I be concerned I'd wake up like John Wayne Bobbitt -- Short on Brains
- Oooh! Women should "John Wayne Bobbitt" this guy to see if his tune changes when he needs to use health benefits. -- Lorenzo Washington
- "I would have preferred a branch to the scrotum" Yours, John Wayne Bobbitt -- Joe
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- John Wayne Bobbitt and Don't Ask Don't Tell reference. Oh, the '90s. -- Fred Topel
- What do Mark Selby and John Wayne Bobbitt have in common? They both needed a new tip. Now can we shut up about it? -- Rob
- "In 1994, he appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut, in another attempt to make money." Yes!! -- Abhimanyu Mathur
- ObtuseMusings: Watching the John Wayne Bobbitt documentary. I have had a few women threaten this but she is a clear psycho. -- Privilege Checker
- Watching the John Wayne Bobbitt documentary. I have had a few women threaten this but she is a clear psycho. -- Michelle Fabricunt
- To cut off one's penis is referred to as to "bobbitt", named after a man called John Wayne Bobbitt, who had his penis cut off by his wife! -- Nakesha Letlow
- John Wayne Bobbitt's Foot -- case_case
- First person with a John Wayne Bobbitt quip gets blocked. -- Paul Nain
- Hmmm...I would rather be John Wayne Bobbitt on comment then watch or the ... -- Booked By Russo
- Oh, Lil John Wayne Bobbitt. ---when you see it. -- casey
- Drew and Mark are talking to John Wayne Bobbitt. Its 2014. Sports station. -- Gavin M. Edwards
- To cut off one's penis is referred to as to "bobbitt", named after a man called John Wayne Bobbitt, who had his penis cut off by his wife! -- Dollie Winningham
- Ironically John Wayne Bobbitt never won a Nobel Prize. -- uncredited_bit_part
- John Wayne Bobbitt's erection. -- James #StopObola
- 2 nuns pass John Wayne Bobbitt's house. Member flies out window, bounces off windscreen. "Did you see the size of the mickey on that fly?" -- Jason O'Mahony
- [Me doing standup] Biggest penis? John Wayne Bobbitt. Base-to-tip it was 3 - miles. Heckler: More like biggest dick! Me: *makes mic go limp* -- Hoppers
- John Wayne Bobbitt was a porn star?? Okay... -- Brii.
- The final hobbit movie should be called John Wayne Bobbitt where Bilbo gets his dick cut off and thrown into a field -- Joe Average
- John Wayne Bobbitt was an American who became famous when his wife cut off his penis in 1993 while Pluto was square his Moon. -- Capricorn Research
- I'm built like a porn star. John Wayne Bobbitt. -- Kaos Monkey, Inc
- John Wayne Bobbitt balls -- SophieDiddles
- Peter better stop playing with those women before he end up like John Wayne Bobbitt. -- Melanie Adams
- Jose canseco's finger or john wayne bobbitt sex tape -- Karen Caganer
- John Wayne Bobbitt: The Frozen Version -- Olivia Claire
- John Wayne Bobbitt the realest nigga ever for getting his dick cut off and doing a porno when they sewed it back on -- HarlemShakeAtUrWake
- John Wayne Bobbitt. -- Contagious Christa
- Lil' John Wayne Bobbitt -- Steve Manning
- To bobbitt means to cut off one's penis - This term came about after a man named John Wayne Bobbitt has his cut off by his wife. -- Fact Spreader
- John Wayne Bobbitt - a vicious slice, ended up short -- Golf Disciple
- That Chinese John Wayne Bobbitt's name is, ironically, NOT "So Long Wang." -- Encyclopedia Frown
- Dick game John Wayne Bobbitt -- lol hey
- Andrew LUCK had as much as John Wayne Bobbitt # 18-1 -- Brian Doherty
- Aww hell. Wakulla county going all John Wayne bobbitt now -- David
- No one Wants to See John Wayne Bobbitt and His Penis Reunion Show. -- You Know !!!!!!!!!!!
- Morning started the show with me saying - Have I ever told you about the time John Wayne Bobbitt was my limo driver in Vegas? -- Candy+Potter HOT1037
- Like I am the only one who's ever thought of John Wayne Bobbitt when I've heard Creep by STP? "Half the man I used to be." Come on! -- MassTransitChik
- John Wayne Bobbitt -- Bill McMinn
- "Ouch!" -- John Wayne Bobbitt -- John F Dillon
- To cut off one's penis is referred to as to "bobbitt", named after a man called John Wayne Bobbitt, who had his penis cut off by his wife! -- Loveable Facts
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