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avant-garde composer, arranger, record producer, saxophonist and multi-instrumentalist.
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Rated by - He is phenomenal. -- uɐɥʇǝ
- Mastema by John Zorn and Pat Metheny is outstandingly cool. -- #VerifyFlocks
- John Zorn at the Vanguard is at Village Vanguard (178 Seventh Avenue South) Feb. 12-15 at 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. via NYT Jazz Events -- NewYork TaxiCab
- LISTENING TO JOHN ZORN'S PAINKILLER IN THIS BATHTUB I AM VERY -- Pizza Combos Haver
- John Zorn, are you out there? I simply love your music - been on it for like 4 hours now and it is just wildly lustful! So mud production! -- Reto Zoppi
- I'm listening to an old Best Show and Tom is reviewing thirty-five John Zorn CDs -- Emma
- John Zorn's Snake is weird as fuck -- Mister Copperfield
- Really want to see John Zorn's Cobra -- Ectoplasm
- Today is apparently an Listening-To-Old-Guys-Only day: John Zorn, The Lounge Lizards, J.J. Cale, Red Krayola, Captain Beefheart. Okay. -- Rita Mitsuko
- A paraître en mai / Upcoming in may : John Zorn, The Mockingbird. -- Le Zornographe
- Now listening to John Zorn - 'Dreamachines'. A terrific recording by the Nova Quartet. So many vibes! -- Charlie Cawood
- Reminds me of this John Zorn quote RE: Painkiller: "This is it! We've been waiting 10 years for this slam dancing to free improvisation!" -- Lars Gotrich
- Naked City's "Torture Garden" is 19 minutes of pure hell in one shot. Jazzcore at its finest. John Zorn makes my day. -- Joshua M. Dierickx
- 2014 isn't over but hard to believe that there will be a stranger trio than Julian Lage, John Zorn & Francisco Mela improvising at The Stone -- Laurence & Andrey
- I'm constantly tortured, and that's why I say happiness is irrelevant. Happiness is for children and yuppies. -John Zorn 0 -- Be Happy
- John Zorn's "Spillane" is actually a really interesting piece. It's like a detective movie without all the dialogue or incidental stuff. -- Austin Fields
- A Japanese Film Series, Brought to You by John Zorn: Mr. Zorn is programming a five-part monthly series of films at Japan Society, wi... -- ROSANNA BLALOCK
- Wait, so we got Kid Creole, John Zorn, Bill Laswell for the festival? Probably old news to everyone else, but holy shiiiiit. -- G-Swift
- John Zorn s music is such a clusterfuck of noise and it s amazing. -- Marie Laveau
- My dream is to collab with John Zorn -- Gouhl Cosbi
- Moments before preconcert event at NEC's Jordan Hall is due to start, he is onstage, scooting amps around and drilling players. -- Steve Smith
- This John Zorn album is fucking bullshit but for some reason I actually enjoy it -- harry pottery wheel
- What we re doing is we re creating something that is a little bit scary to most people. It challenges their view of the world. -John Zorn -- The Artist's Torah
- But of course, NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT REBECCA MOORE APAFROM ME AND JOHN ZORN. Which is fucking bullshit. -- SimAnt MarsCat
- Just finished the orchestra rehearsal for John Zorn's Variations. VERY difficult piano/celesta part, but what a cool piece. -- Nuno Marques
- TONIGHT- Sefrial - Naming your band from a moody tune by New York art-musician he is a pretty serious statement of intent, but... -- Bristol Canteen
- Bjork "Medulla" is basically the sound of John Zorn shitting in a hot tub for an hour, god it's horrific -- Tanner Volz
- He is the grey that's in the middle of insanity and genius. -- Paolo Miguel Mariñas
- TIL: Mike Doughty played John Zorn's "Cobra" in an ensemble that included Jeff Buckley and is where he met the guys who became Soul Coughing -- Bradford Sims
- John Zorn. Always a pleasure. That is all. Carry on. -- Chris Bredesen
- He is genius. -- Ethan Sherman
- We're having a Weird Christmas tonight on Into the Unknown - Album of the Week is John Zorn's A Dreamer's Christmas -- Into the Unknown
- John Zorn's The Last Judgement is ace, an excellent way of finishing the Moonchild series. Now, what's next? -- Calum Burgess
- BGM Rumi COWPERS There is.... JAGA JAZZIST SNORE John Zorn NAHT the red light sting satanic surfers -- DEEPSLAUTER-1/3ワングラ
- One thing that I do ask myself when I'm in the creative process is, 'Does the world need this?' John Zorn -- Miguel Acha
- John Zorn's Masada 2: Book of Angels album series is absolutely one of my favorite things ever. And nobody else I know will share it w me :( -- Cameron Richard
- Very good Place for modern Music in : The Stone! Thank You John Zorn! -- aleksandar zivanovic
- I like chamber music. Trouble is; Bach etc are dead. Through Man ish Boy, Darus Jones, or John Zorn, experience the modern equivalent. -- Brian George Cater
- Stern was making fun oh John Zorn and Yoko not long ago. He just doesn't get it. Doesn't mean it isn't of value to some. -- Can you feel it?
- A very john zorn valentine's day does not sound *super* romantic to me but what do i know -- dutty weining
- "Happiness is for children and yuppies. I'm not striving for happiness, I'm trying to get some work done." --John Zorn -- Elena Passarello
- John Zorn week @ the Vanguard. Can *highly* recommend every night, but Electric Masada on Wednesday is of the "must see" category. -- neddyo
- After u find out i got boo'd off stage at a capt'n jazz concert and that my uncle is john zorn u can just close the file -- Jocelyn
- John Zorn & Yamantaka Eye - "Bad Hawkwind" is a jam -- ☥ ℓich ☥
- He is coming to Bloomington in October! I hope that my sister's wedding isn't when he's here because I need to go. -- Kristøpher Røbin™
- He is an amazing saxophone player. -- John Cayce
- Stern was making fun oh John Zorn and Yoko not long ago. He just doesn't get it. Doesn't mean it isn't of value to some. -- goth sex fiend
- My new identity is "The John Zorn Gamer", every 30 seconds I'll screech down a microphone whilst someone throws chairs at me. -- Rob
- Hen to Pan - John Zorn & Jay Campbell: Hen to Pan by John Zorn & Jay Campbell [[ This is a content -- Oopopi Music
- Last night I dreamt I was in a trendy coffee shop and they were playing John Zorn's Naked City. Instead of being pleased, I was incensed. -- Mark Jackson
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