Johnny Borrell

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• Gave my ketchup to Johnny Borrell's bacon sandwich this morning. Nothing beats bacon after being -- Paul Wills
• Power To The Woman - Johnny Borrell - Borrell 1 -- Live On Cougar Radio
• Let's not phone Johnny Borrell though. Let's lose his invitation -- Liam Innes
• Album of the day: Razorlight/Razorlight-Bounces along with quirky guitar riffs and pop melodies, Johnny Borrell has never been better ***** -- Kieran Chaplin
• The lead singer of maximo park and Johnny borrell look the same -- Tia McNicholas
• Putain trop chou le mini Johnny Borrell -- Romain Canuti
• Although it does have one track called 'Sexotheque' which should exist only in a Venn diagram of Johnny Borrell, & U2 -- juux
• Remember when Emma Watson dated Johnny Borrell? -- Kate Mc
• I voted for Johnny Borrell. -- Charlie
• Move over Johnny Borrell, frontman is even more of a douche. -- Miles Purnell
• Whenever I feel guilty or embarrassed I just think of Johnny Borrell, restoring the knowledge that I'm not the biggest wanker about -- Sam Varney
• Just saw a guy in white trousers walking down the street with a double bass. Johnny Borrell up-sizing in his quest for truth?! -- Amy Rose Dawson
• Swiftly followed by Johnny Borrell beard shocker. What is going on here? -- Becky Fincham
• Robert was the Johnny Borrell of the boardroom. -- Sid Trotter
• Remember when Johnny Borrell said he was the best songwriter in the world? Hahahaha what a fucking moose -- conor
• Alice Glass Leaves Crystal Castles, Cites "Creative Differences." Johnny Borrell Finds October "A Bit Nippy, But Manages To Dress For It OK" -- Lauren Martin
• He is like a comedy version of comedy music act Bob Geldof... -- Stew
• Johnny borrell is king -- luke follow flo¨̮
• Just played: Johnny Borrell - Pan-European Supermodel Song (Oh! Gina) (Borrell 1) -- ScadATLRadioPlaylist
• Johnny Borrell fucks off to an island for four months at the height of his fame Was the country bothered? Was it fuck - Best song line ever -- Very Scary Blair
• Je sens qu'on va me jeter des pierres, mais quand j'écoute Peter Matthew Bauer, j'entends Johnny Borrell dans Razorlight... -- Agnès Bayou
• "I look like a chubby Johnny Borrell" -- Overheard at UCL
• Johnny borrell -- lottie
• Johnny Borrell fucks off to an island for four months at the height of his fame Was the country bothered? Was it fuck - Best song line ever -- Scary Ian (Satian)
• Apparently, one of the bands up for the Mercury prize tonight has sold just 561 copies since being nominated. Johnny Borrell sold more! -- James Hall
• Ashton has hair like johnny borrell -- ashton irwin
• Johnny Borrell shivering in a sandpit singing 'Hot Stuff'. -- Old Mr Beer Face
• I think I saw that Johnny Borrell creature on the tube yesterday - he seemed pathetically pleased to have been clocked. Imagine my shame. -- DaveH
• There are still people out there in bands going for the Johnny Borrell look and vibe. Absolutely crackers -- Michael Heming
• Wednesday vintage Borrell & Zazou live performance drinks exhibition by Tim Abbey -- Retrouvé
• Remember when Johnny Borrell did an interview with the guardian just so he could settle a years old grievance? -- Bob Geldorf
• Caught an old interview W Johnny Borrell today.Completely ruined my imagine of him as a super cool rock god. What a GEEK! So disappointing! -- Ruth Davies Knowles
• Razorlight is my religion. Johnny Borrell, a Godly figure. The self titled album - my bible. I am but a mere pilgrim. -- ET
• Apologies to all 128 followers. I don't usually use that word. However, in Johnny Borrell's case I feel more than vindicated. Cunt. -- Jon Owen
• It also makes reference to Johnny Borrell and - I think - Zizek. -- Joe Kennedy
• Natuurlijk is die Johnny Borrell-diss hilarisch, maar vooral ook die doortrapte pisstake over 'mystiek' in popmuziek. -- Jasper Willems
• "If I had a million pounds I'd buy Johnny Borrell and keep him in a glass container in my room" -- Dane Turner
• Q: Why does Johnny Borrell have a beard? A: Because he's razor-light. -- Andy
• Wopitin Johnny Borrell le chanteur de Razorlight a une maison à La Bastide Clairence et donnera un concert pour le marché de Noël ! -- Tonton Cristobal
• If ever I need cheering up, I look at the titles of the songs of Johnny Borrell's solo album. Always does the trick. -- Alexander Larman
• Iceage best band to ever live m8 better than the beatles better than johnny borrell better than crazy frog better than God if one existed -- dillon
• Johnny Borrell out of Razorlight is a cock of the highest order. -- Bell End VIII™
• Aw man johnny borrell was like my first crush ever -- czafarî
• Off to drink in Johnny Borrell's brother's bar in a disused Kentish Town toilet because there seem few more hilarious ways to end this week. -- Tom Hoare
• Wait, is Johnny Borrell playing the banjo now? Right that's it, we fucked up, back to the caves everyone BACK TO THE CAVES -- Pete Mitchell
• O traste do Johnny Borrell só agora admitindo o lance com a moto nas festinhas na época em que namorava a Kikis, isso em 2007. -- Tanali Giraldi
• Elle a disparu des internets la vidéo de Johnny Borrell qui reprend "Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais" à Taratata? -- Tia Kleberdashian
• You're Johnny borrell im Pete Doherty -- natural chemicals
• Wondering if he is still a twat? The entrance fee for his next gig is "1 Mandala on paper: printed/traced/drawn or otherwise." -- Zoah Hedges-Stocks
• Tomorrow's birthdays: Graham Norton (52), Robert Downey, Jr. (50), David Blaine (42), Johnny Borrell (35) and Jamie Lynn Spears (24) -- PrecisePlanningEnts

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