Johnny Carson

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• Johnny Carson~ I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -- Mandy Botts
• Today is the day Johnny Carson first took over the Tonight Show in 1962. It's also the first day Jay Leno started lobbying for the job. -- Eric Adamcik
• Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak. - Johnny Carson -- The Stewed Cow
• The visual similarity between Johnny Carson and Bush jnr is kinda scary. -- Alan Hughes
• I really wish I could digitally insert Michelle Obama in the classic Johnny Carson & Mrs. Arnold Palmer interview, classic if you know it. -- Chuck Nellis
• Heard at work: You don't know who he is? He was the old guy that dealt with animals. Me screaming/running away: NO! DUNCE! NO! -- Christopher Melton
• "New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time! Most of it unsolved.." - Johnny Carson -- OFFICIAL BD Freeman
• You have the best guests.they all are so happy to be on your show You brought back the Tonight Show as in the days of Johnny Carson. <3 -- Maree Roachelle
• The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.-Johnny Carson -- juklion
• I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing -- Johnny Carson -- Ed Coburn
• If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.-Johnny Carson -- Stephanie Rathbun
• The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars." -- Johnny Carson -- BSDfortune
• The only person that said "Goodbye" and really left was Johnny Carson. -- kathy fettkether
• Johnny Carson had a "rule" about not doing more than three jokes on a subject. So I don't more than 3comments from anyone at one time. -- WNYKurt
• Desire! That s the one secret of every man s Not education. Not being born with hidden talents. Desire. Johnny Carson -- Anushka
• is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson -- Rossana Condoleo
• Welcome to Winchell's Donuts. Your travel companion is Johnny Carson. You see some unsmurfy envy. -- Matt After Dinner
• Watching Joan Rivers' documentary from 5 years ago. It's actually really good, esp. the parts about Johnny Carson & her husband's suicide. -- Michelle
• Johnny Carson and Arsenio Hall is in Church of Philadelphia -- Dinesh S. Sastry
• I love when old Johnny Carson guests come back on Jimmy's show. Its so special and makes me so happy -- Nicole Skinner
• My father thought western civilization had come to an end when the Johnny Carson (which is what he called it) went from 90 minutes to 60. -- Barry Ingram
• Desire! That's the one secret of every man's career. Not education. Not being born with hidden talents. Desire. - Johnny Carson -- Kent Julian
• He is everywhere [6] -- △
• My fave episode of The Cosby Show is on cause Rudy watches The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and you can here the TV say "HERES JOHNNY! -- Follow me Fallon?
• (As Johnny Carson) SNL has been on for so long... (How long?) It has been on so long when God created the Earth he said Live From New York. -- Tiel Pearce
• Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. -Johnny Carson ^ -- Be Happy
• Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you re hungry. - Johnny Carson -- Skinny Martini
• The Johnny Carson: American Masters show is excellent. If you are a Carson fan, please check it out. -- Jesse B. Kelsey
• He is VERY attractive -- // Haley //
• Happiness is finding three olives in your martini when you re hungry. Johnny Carson -- Max's Grille
• I miss Harry Doyle. LOL. I remember the first time on Johnny Carson. Laughed so hard my sides hurt. -- Tiny
• "New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved." ~Johnny Carson | -- Fast Track Success
• Joan is to gen X & Y as he is to b4 Baby Boomers but both started their careers same time -- Cassie V
• Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak. Johnny Carson -- Cotton Hollow
• This Johnny Carson documentary is wickedly entertaining -- Milton Zuniga
• I didn't even know he is from Nebraska! (And was born in Iowa) and not to far away from where I'm from. That's pretty cool. -- Sarina May Waldon♣
• I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Johnny Carson -- Masood Ahmed
• Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson -- Carl France
• Happiness is your dentist telling you it won t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill Johnny Carson -- Shen
• The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.-Johnny Carson -- Rochelle
• Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak. ~ Johnny Carson -- Bob Niesse
• He is my idol -- wheres daa luv
• Jerry Lewis is on the Checked to see if it was a rerun from the Johnny Carson days. Nope. Jerry L is still alive. -- Jes
• I know California is having a heat wave, but without Johnny Carson there to tell us HOW HOT IS IT, it just isn't affecting me. -- Dan Fiorella
• It is so hot today Burger King is singing 'If you want it your way, cook it yourself." - Johnny Carson -- Erik Davila
• The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. Johnny Carson -- DivorceDramaDiary
• Jimmy Fallon is the modern day Johnny Carson. -- Rob
• Desire! That s the one secret of every man s career. Not education. Not being born with hidden talents. Desire. (Johnny Carson) -- i_aspire
• Is it just me or is Charlie Sheen sounding more and more like Johnny Carson as the years go by? -- Henry Shorelowe
• Lauren Bacall on he is just awesome. She's so smart and flirty and funny. My life goals -- Josie

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