Jonah Lomu

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jonah Lomu
New Zealand Rugby union player. (Famous from All Black)
Votes Ranking Boost Ranking
Loading
Loading
Jonah Lomu ranks Loading, and ranks Loading among all celebrities on Loading.
He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Jonah Lomu is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his athletic body.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "X Post" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Jonah Lomu

new! Rate Jonah Lomu

Body: 

No votes yet

Face: 

No votes yet

Mind: 

No votes yet

Heart: 

No votes yet
Minimum 15 Words.
More votes will improve the ranking in Hottest Celebrities, and your comment will appear at the top. You'll be redirected to PayPal for the transaction.
3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Also. As they've named a street after Jonah Lomu. Can they name the speed-bumps 'Mike Catts'. --
  • 5 star rating Danny Welbeck being compared to Thierry Henry and Julian Savea being compared to Jonah Lomu. Dink julle mense nie voor julle praat nie? --
  • 5 star rating Settle down, Kiwis. he is Tongan anyway. --
  • 4 star rating He is half the reason why the world watches the sport lol --
  • 5 star rating Got a signed photo of Michael Jordan today, goes w/Jonah Lomu one from last year. The triumvirate is almost complete, just Ray Lewis to go. --
  • 1 star rating This debate of who's better Julian Savea or Jonah Lomu so early in the morning is going to get someone bounced tomorrow. --
  • 4 star rating Julian Savea better than Jonah Lomu? Wow really Steve Hansen --
  • 3 star rating Is Savea better than Jonah Lomu? All Black coach says yes! urn:ARTICLE:6097702 --
  • 1 star rating All Blacks coach Steve Hansen says winger Julian Savea is a better player than legendary number 11 Jonah Lomu. --
  • 3 star rating He is remembered pretty fondly for someone who had a worse tries per game average than Jeff Wilson --
  • 5 star rating Jonah lomu is gonna uppercut lani --
  • 5 star rating I'm not convinced Jonah lomu is all there tbh --
  • 5 star rating The ERC would never prosecute an All Black and least of all an AB who happened to be Jonah Lomu. No way. Not in NZ. Izzy may not be so lucky --
  • 5 star rating I never thought, of all people on comment, I'd feel a strong urge to *block* Jonah Lomu.... But this is what we've arrived at, NZ. --
  • 3 star rating He is voting national? Nothing worst than an islander that comes into money and forgets their roots --
  • 5 star rating My country of residence is deciding whether to break up, and the PM of my birth country is recommenting campaign poems by Jonah Lomu. Bizarre. --
  • 4 star rating Buzzes me out that he is such a hard out Key supporter --
  • 3 star rating He is a team key stan, most of the time I m looking at his page he s saying 3 more years etc --
  • 4 star rating Jonah Lomu's blind support of John Key is pretty disappointing. --
  • 4 star rating Looking at RT's on my TL... I can see he is a Nats man. Then again --
  • 3 star rating I don't how many times they mentioned Jonah Lomu today, the influence is still mad trill > --
  • 5 star rating My dad is obsessed with Jonah Lomu --
  • 3 star rating Savea is inderdaad die volgende Jonah Lomu. Hy kan ook nie teen die Bokke 'n drie druk nie... --
  • 3 star rating Vaea Fifita in full flight is such a beauty to watch.No greater sight, since Jonah Lomu. --
  • 5 star rating How popular would a Fifa or NBA 2K quality rugby game be? And what is the best rugby game you've played? Is it still Jonah Lomu Rugby? --
  • 3 star rating All I want to do right now is play Jonah Lomu Rugby on the PlayStation 1. --
  • 5 star rating Israel Dagg, Jonah Lomu, Eric Murray and Hamish Watson being investigated for commenting in support of National and John Key on election day. --
  • 5 star rating Kinda similar with Rugby gaming. Jonah Lomu Rugby is still the GOAT. Only game that really came close was Rugby 08. That was a classic. --
  • 3 star rating Comparing Jonah Lomu and Julian Savea is like comparing LeBron and Kobe with Jordan --
  • 1 star rating Watching the rugby on S4C and its not in HD is like playing Jonah Lomu rugby all over again.cant tell who's who terrible picture --
  • 5 star rating He is my idol --
  • 2 star rating So the other day at the mall we walked past Jonah Lomu. Wanted a photo but didnt want to bother him --
  • 5 star rating OMG JONAH LOMU is here!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-) --
  • 5 star rating Remember the Jonah Lomu NFL/Dallas Cowboy "rumours"; He wouldve made it from a marketing perspective. Who is J Hayne, what is rugby league?? --
  • 2 star rating Last - special teams. Jonah Lomu couldn't make the NFL. I'm bored of this myth that rugby is close to NFL. --
  • 5 star rating You knew you'd made it in life as a kid when you unlocked "Team Lomu" on Rugby Challenge. 30 man squad, every player is Jonah Lomu.. --
  • 1 star rating Rob Gronkowski is the Jonah Lomu of the NFL. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Google the one you don't recognize. --
  • 4 star rating Jonah Lomu Rugby Challenge is the only motive for today --
  • 2 star rating George North is set for a career equal to Jonah Lomu and Halfpenny is set for a career equal to David Campese --
  • 5 star rating Yeah so i finished work late, cause Jonah Lomu kept me on the phone for 30 mins, Your Welcome big man, you can thank me in your memoirs lol --
  • 5 star rating Sporting heros: he is so sad :( --
  • 5 star rating He is a legend --
  • 1 star rating Watching Jonah Lomu on Sporting Heros. What an absolute legend he was, true great of the game and so humble. --
  • 5 star rating Just watching 'sporting hero's' with Jonah Lomu. He is one of the greatest rugby players ever and an All Black legend. A true inspiration --
  • 5 star rating Today is Jonah Lomu weather --
  • 3 star rating Seriously, the size of the spider I just removed from my bathroom!! Legs like Jonah Lomu! --
  • 5 star rating Oi cheryl versace gucci issy miyake or whatever ya name is this week, u look like u got jonah lomu's cauliflower ear on ya shoulder --
  • 5 star rating Weird fact: Brad Thorn is older than Jonah Lomu --
  • 4 star rating 9 i read somewhere jonah lomu started as a number 8 - is that true --
  • 3 star rating Wow watching sporting hero's with Jonah Lomu. Some story his life and so sad his illness. --

Throwback Thursday #TBT

jonah lomu tackle 0.jpg
jonah lomu haka 1.jpg
jonah lomu body 2.jpg
jonah lomu hair 3.jpg
jonah lomu body 4.jpg
Jonah Lomu full body 5.jpg
jonah lomu hair 6.jpg
jonah lomu tackle 7.jpg
jonah lomu wallpaper 8.jpg
jonah lomu tackle 9.jpg
Jonah Lomu sexy 10.jpg
Jonah Lomu new pic 11.jpg