Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jonah Lomu I'm a crusher
New Zealand Rugby union player. (Famous from All Black)
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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Jonah Lomu is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his athletic body.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jonah Lomu
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Also. As they've named a street after Jonah Lomu. Can they name the speed-bumps 'Mike Catts'. -- Paul Williams
- Danny Welbeck being compared to Thierry Henry and Julian Savea being compared to Jonah Lomu. Dink julle mense nie voor julle praat nie? -- Japie Wolf
- Settle down, Kiwis. he is Tongan anyway. -- The D
- He is half the reason why the world watches the sport lol -- Mux
- Got a signed photo of Michael Jordan today, goes w/Jonah Lomu one from last year. The triumvirate is almost complete, just Ray Lewis to go. -- Alex Shaw
- This debate of who's better Julian Savea or Jonah Lomu so early in the morning is going to get someone bounced tomorrow. -- Masqine
- Julian Savea better than Jonah Lomu? Wow really Steve Hansen -- Ray Jay
- Is Savea better than Jonah Lomu? All Black coach says yes! urn:ARTICLE:6097702 -- RugbyRightNow
- All Blacks coach Steve Hansen says winger Julian Savea is a better player than legendary number 11 Jonah Lomu. -- chris jones
- He is remembered pretty fondly for someone who had a worse tries per game average than Jeff Wilson -- Niall Anderson
- Jonah lomu is gonna uppercut lani -- Nia
- I'm not convinced Jonah lomu is all there tbh -- Leah Damm
- The ERC would never prosecute an All Black and least of all an AB who happened to be Jonah Lomu. No way. Not in NZ. Izzy may not be so lucky -- Paora Ropata
- I never thought, of all people on comment, I'd feel a strong urge to *block* Jonah Lomu.... But this is what we've arrived at, NZ. -- Joanne Robertson
- He is voting national? Nothing worst than an islander that comes into money and forgets their roots -- SianChristinaK
- My country of residence is deciding whether to break up, and the PM of my birth country is recommenting campaign poems by Jonah Lomu. Bizarre. -- Greg Robins
- Buzzes me out that he is such a hard out Key supporter -- this brat
- He is a team key stan, most of the time I m looking at his page he s saying 3 more years etc -- mother tescrihsa
- Jonah Lomu's blind support of John Key is pretty disappointing. -- Ceara
- Looking at RT's on my TL... I can see he is a Nats man. Then again -- SaleLeilua || TDR
- I don't how many times they mentioned Jonah Lomu today, the influence is still mad trill > -- Khanyitivity
- My dad is obsessed with Jonah Lomu -- Myah
- Savea is inderdaad die volgende Jonah Lomu. Hy kan ook nie teen die Bokke 'n drie druk nie... -- #HIERKOMDIEBRAAI
- Vaea Fifita in full flight is such a beauty to watch.No greater sight, since Jonah Lomu. -- MacLean
- How popular would a Fifa or NBA 2K quality rugby game be? And what is the best rugby game you've played? Is it still Jonah Lomu Rugby? -- Ben Strang
- All I want to do right now is play Jonah Lomu Rugby on the PlayStation 1. -- Mike Whyard
- Israel Dagg, Jonah Lomu, Eric Murray and Hamish Watson being investigated for commenting in support of National and John Key on election day. -- Bevan Berg
- Kinda similar with Rugby gaming. Jonah Lomu Rugby is still the GOAT. Only game that really came close was Rugby 08. That was a classic. -- Yung Crab Simmons
- Comparing Jonah Lomu and Julian Savea is like comparing LeBron and Kobe with Jordan -- Jonty Wealleans
- Watching the rugby on S4C and its not in HD is like playing Jonah Lomu rugby all over again.cant tell who's who terrible picture -- Rhys King
- He is my idol -- Lennox Lewis
- So the other day at the mall we walked past Jonah Lomu. Wanted a photo but didnt want to bother him -- D
- OMG JONAH LOMU is here!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-) -- Moodles
- Remember the Jonah Lomu NFL/Dallas Cowboy "rumours"; He wouldve made it from a marketing perspective. Who is J Hayne, what is rugby league?? -- MikeySmokes
- Last - special teams. Jonah Lomu couldn't make the NFL. I'm bored of this myth that rugby is close to NFL. -- Neil Cockburn
- You knew you'd made it in life as a kid when you unlocked "Team Lomu" on Rugby Challenge. 30 man squad, every player is Jonah Lomu.. -- Chitts
- Rob Gronkowski is the Jonah Lomu of the NFL. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Google the one you don't recognize. -- Fred Hurley
- Jonah Lomu Rugby Challenge is the only motive for today -- Darq E
- George North is set for a career equal to Jonah Lomu and Halfpenny is set for a career equal to David Campese -- jp
- Yeah so i finished work late, cause Jonah Lomu kept me on the phone for 30 mins, Your Welcome big man, you can thank me in your memoirs lol -- Lale Filipo
- Sporting heros: he is so sad :( -- Bryan Desmond
- He is a legend -- tommo
- Watching Jonah Lomu on Sporting Heros. What an absolute legend he was, true great of the game and so humble. -- Marcus Leach
- Just watching 'sporting hero's' with Jonah Lomu. He is one of the greatest rugby players ever and an All Black legend. A true inspiration -- Fiona Rae
- Today is Jonah Lomu weather -- Anne Hirsch
- Seriously, the size of the spider I just removed from my bathroom!! Legs like Jonah Lomu! -- David Harrison
- Oi cheryl versace gucci issy miyake or whatever ya name is this week, u look like u got jonah lomu's cauliflower ear on ya shoulder -- Vinni
- Weird fact: Brad Thorn is older than Jonah Lomu -- GlobalRFU.com
- 9 i read somewhere jonah lomu started as a number 8 - is that true -- Joe Blogg
- Wow watching sporting hero's with Jonah Lomu. Some story his life and so sad his illness. -- Sam Hufton
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