Jonathan Papelbon

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American professional baseball pitcher
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2 star rating
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  • 5 star rating He is such a bad ass. view --
  • 3 star rating Why is he still on the team? Happy birthday to closer, Jonathan Papelbon! view --
  • 1 star rating The best case scenario for a 4 year reliever deal is Jonathan Papelbon, and that should tell you everything you need to know --
  • 4 star rating He is on for the in the 9th to try to get the save. --
  • 1 star rating He is taking batting practice with a wiffle ball bat in right field with a kid in the stands throwing the pitches right now. --
  • 5 star rating If Wieters goes to Nats, notable remaining FAs: Ryan Howard, Jonathan Papelbon, Pedro Alvarez, Crisp, Fister, Colby Lewis, Alexei Ramirez --
  • 4 star rating He is coming into the ballgame as this has become a save situation --
  • 1 star rating Pretty crazy stat: Former MSU pitcher he is now the Phillies and Red Sox all-time saves leader. 13th in MLB history with 332. --
  • 1 star rating He is the all-time saves leader for both the Boston Red Sox and the Philadelphia Phillies. Let that wash over ya. --
  • 5 star rating Jonathan Papelbon being recognized pregame for setting Phillies saves record being one of two pitchers to hold saves record with one team. --
  • 1 star rating Jonathan Papelbon being the Phillies all-time saves leader is super weird. I feel like he was on the Red Sox yesterday --
  • 1 star rating Jeff Francoeur helping Jonathan Papelbon break the Phillies all time saves record isn't something I would have imagined in 2008 --
  • 1 star rating Regardless of what u think of him, he is the all-time saves leader for the Phils (and Red Sox). Just wish it was better times --
  • 1 star rating Since 2005, Jonathan Papelbon has an fWAR of 18.6, which is tops among qualified relievers. Better than Mariano Rivera. --
  • 1 star rating Very excited to tell my grandchildren about the time I watched Jonathan Papelbon set the Phillies all-time saves record. --
  • 5 star rating He is now the all time saves leader for 2 teams --
  • 5 star rating Record or not, he is no Brad Lidge. --
  • 1 star rating He is now the save leader for 2 teams. The Phillies & the Red Sox. He had 219 saves for the Red Sox and 113 for the Phillies --
  • 4 star rating He is now the all time saves leader for the !!!!!! --
  • 4 star rating He is now the all time saves leader for two teams. That's neat. --
  • 1 star rating It's crazy that he is arguably the greatest closer in Phillies history and he is still hated by 90% of the city --
  • 1 star rating Jonathan Papelbon had the most saves in Phillies history and all I'm thinking is, Have they won that many games???? --
  • 3 star rating Jonathan Papelbon's HOF speech is going to be nothing short of legendary --
  • 4 star rating Daniel Murphy is slowly approaching Jonathan Papelbon status --
  • 2 star rating So I guess it's safe to say the Jonathan Papelbon trade was not the finest move any GM has ever made? --
  • 5 star rating That Jonathan Papelbon guy is a real putz. In fact, he and JJ Putz should switch last names. This comment would have killed 3 weeks ago. --
  • 3 star rating I haven't seen a choke that bad without Jonathan Papelbon being involved in a long time. --
  • 1 star rating Just speculation: Could get larger prospect base if he is included in this deal? Paps + better prospects may intrigue. --
  • 1 star rating He is so dumb he put the Phillies on his no-trade list. Way to waste your leverage on a team that doesn't want you. --
  • 3 star rating Braves trade rumors: Braves somehow avoid being on Jonathan Papelbon's no-trade clause --
  • 1 star rating Braves trade rumors: Braves somehow avoid being on Jonathan Papelbon's no-trade clause: That's right, your Atl... --
  • 1 star rating always interesting...in other news Mitch McConnell wants to trade Jonathan Papelbon. Washington really is in shambles --
  • 4 star rating Donald Trump is the Jonathan Papelbon of politics. --
  • 4 star rating Even Jonathan Papelbon's family is probably like "nah, no thanks". --
  • 5 star rating He is a cancer. --
  • 4 star rating All I want for Christmas is a Jonathan Papelbon t shirt! --
  • 3 star rating I wish Jonathan Papelbon had comment so I could thank him for putting the on his no trade lists --
  • 4 star rating Markief Morris is the Jonathan Papelbon of the NBA... --
  • 2 star rating Delmon Young and Jonathan Papelbon were teammates on the 2013 just in case you think YOUR workplace is toxic. --
  • 1 star rating It makes me very angry on the internet that Jonathan Papelbon might be a National after Alex Rodriguez stops being a Yankee. --
  • 3 star rating Dickerson is a Mississippi boy. Guess who else is? Jonathan papelbon. Make it happen! --
  • 1 star rating Jonathan Papelbon -- the only guy on either team wearing a sweatshirt over his uniform -- is introduced to a mixed reaction. --
  • 1 star rating So if I'm reading my TL correctly, Seacrest left a cliffhanger as to whether Jonathan Papelbon won American Idol? --
  • 5 star rating Sparse crowd for intros at Park. But home opener is here. Jonathan Papelbon draws some cheers. LOT of boos. He did choke Bryce Harper --
  • 5 star rating He is . --
  • 3 star rating He is the Nick Young of MLB if Young could hit clutch 3s (or just any type of shot) --
  • 5 star rating He is such a jerk --
  • 2 star rating Is AJ Pierzynski batting against Jonathan Papelbon the most despicably matchup in recent MLB history? --
  • 1 star rating Jonathan Papelbon and Freddie freeman are both turd slingers but Papelbon is the more acceptable turd slinger of the two. --
  • 1 star rating Ewh. he is on my TV. Time to turn the game off. I hope he gets the save, just without me having to look at his stupid face. --

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