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American professional baseball pitcher
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He is such a bad ass.
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Why is he still on the team? Happy birthday to closer, Jonathan Papelbon!
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- The best case scenario for a 4 year reliever deal is Jonathan Papelbon, and that should tell you everything you need to know -- Matt Winkelman
- He is on for the in the 9th to try to get the save. -- Phillies
- He is taking batting practice with a wiffle ball bat in right field with a kid in the stands throwing the pitches right now. -- Nick Suss
- If Wieters goes to Nats, notable remaining FAs: Ryan Howard, Jonathan Papelbon, Pedro Alvarez, Crisp, Fister, Colby Lewis, Alexei Ramirez -- Corey Seidman
- He is coming into the ballgame as this has become a save situation -- 610 Sports Now
- Pretty crazy stat: Former MSU pitcher he is now the Phillies and Red Sox all-time saves leader. 13th in MLB history with 332. -- Robbie Faulk
- He is the all-time saves leader for both the Boston Red Sox and the Philadelphia Phillies. Let that wash over ya. -- Austin Maida
- Jonathan Papelbon being recognized pregame for setting Phillies saves record being one of two pitchers to hold saves record with one team. -- Zachary Weiss
- Jonathan Papelbon being the Phillies all-time saves leader is super weird. I feel like he was on the Red Sox yesterday -- Adam Penale
- Jeff Francoeur helping Jonathan Papelbon break the Phillies all time saves record isn't something I would have imagined in 2008 -- Ryan Anthony
- Regardless of what u think of him, he is the all-time saves leader for the Phils (and Red Sox). Just wish it was better times -- Ralphie
- Since 2005, Jonathan Papelbon has an fWAR of 18.6, which is tops among qualified relievers. Better than Mariano Rivera. -- Jonathan Nisula
- Very excited to tell my grandchildren about the time I watched Jonathan Papelbon set the Phillies all-time saves record. -- Max Cohen
- He is now the all time saves leader for 2 teams -- Nathaniel Sarkar
- Record or not, he is no Brad Lidge. -- Andrew Cairns
- He is now the save leader for 2 teams. The Phillies & the Red Sox. He had 219 saves for the Red Sox and 113 for the Phillies -- Xavier Sanchez
- He is now the all time saves leader for the !!!!!! -- Hikal Mazahra
- He is now the all time saves leader for two teams. That's neat. -- StantonSMASH
- It's crazy that he is arguably the greatest closer in Phillies history and he is still hated by 90% of the city -- Tad Meyers
- Jonathan Papelbon had the most saves in Phillies history and all I'm thinking is, Have they won that many games???? -- Left Coast Flyers
- Jonathan Papelbon's HOF speech is going to be nothing short of legendary -- Xander
- Daniel Murphy is slowly approaching Jonathan Papelbon status -- Nick Bougades
- So I guess it's safe to say the Jonathan Papelbon trade was not the finest move any GM has ever made? -- Eric Kabakoff
- That Jonathan Papelbon guy is a real putz. In fact, he and JJ Putz should switch last names. This comment would have killed 3 weeks ago. -- isaac
- I haven't seen a choke that bad without Jonathan Papelbon being involved in a long time. -- Ryan Cooper
- Just speculation: Could get larger prospect base if he is included in this deal? Paps + better prospects may intrigue. -- Devan Fink
- He is so dumb he put the Phillies on his no-trade list. Way to waste your leverage on a team that doesn't want you. -- Olsh
- Braves trade rumors: Braves somehow avoid being on Jonathan Papelbon's no-trade clause -- Keneth Givens
- Braves trade rumors: Braves somehow avoid being on Jonathan Papelbon's no-trade clause: That's right, your Atl... -- LatestNews
- always interesting...in other news Mitch McConnell wants to trade Jonathan Papelbon. Washington really is in shambles -- Rich Flanagan
- Donald Trump is the Jonathan Papelbon of politics. -- Ben
- Even Jonathan Papelbon's family is probably like "nah, no thanks". -- PastADivingCabrera
- He is a cancer. -- Tuck Tuck Goose
- All I want for Christmas is a Jonathan Papelbon t shirt! -- Thomas Kearney
- I wish Jonathan Papelbon had comment so I could thank him for putting the on his no trade lists -- 6 - Strooo-tas-tic
- Markief Morris is the Jonathan Papelbon of the NBA... -- Eli
- Delmon Young and Jonathan Papelbon were teammates on the 2013 just in case you think YOUR workplace is toxic. -- Crooked Scoreboard
- It makes me very angry on the internet that Jonathan Papelbon might be a National after Alex Rodriguez stops being a Yankee. -- Corey Eiferman
- Dickerson is a Mississippi boy. Guess who else is? Jonathan papelbon. Make it happen! -- Justin Andrews
- Jonathan Papelbon -- the only guy on either team wearing a sweatshirt over his uniform -- is introduced to a mixed reaction. -- Adam Kilgore
- So if I'm reading my TL correctly, Seacrest left a cliffhanger as to whether Jonathan Papelbon won American Idol? -- Josh Smith
- Sparse crowd for intros at Park. But home opener is here. Jonathan Papelbon draws some cheers. LOT of boos. He did choke Bryce Harper -- Brian McNally
- He is . -- DangerNat
- He is the Nick Young of MLB if Young could hit clutch 3s (or just any type of shot) -- JJJ99
- He is such a jerk -- Casey⛳️
- Is AJ Pierzynski batting against Jonathan Papelbon the most despicably matchup in recent MLB history? -- Jackson O.G. Martin
- Jonathan Papelbon and Freddie freeman are both turd slingers but Papelbon is the more acceptable turd slinger of the two. -- william
- Ewh. he is on my TV. Time to turn the game off. I hope he gets the save, just without me having to look at his stupid face. -- Jordan✞
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