I have a crush on Jordan Clarke and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jordan Clarke

American, Actor (Famous from Billy Lewis of The Guilding Light)

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Jordan Clarke is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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He is amazing and I love him -- ♈️
Tudguy should of come off rather than Jackson, offers nothing. he is no wing back and decision making needs to improve. -- Mike Laskey
Not even up the Cov game today but I'll tell you something, guarantee he is playing shit x -- Jon Stone
It s warmer outside than it is in my house -- Jordan Clarke
"If i had a option id shag myself like im just so fucking sexy" jordan clarke drunk everyone -- aaron
Jordan clarke is possibly the worst footballer i have ever seen -- George Roche
Direct hit by Jordan Clarke but Adam is safe. Hampshire 22-2. -- Cricket Worm
Jordan Clarke goes close for Scunny this time... volleying Josh Morris's pinpoint corner to him just over the top. Still 0-0 -- Northampton Sport

Thanks Jordan -- Kate O'Callaghan
bacon sounds so good right now. Munchies got me fucked up -- too stoned ✌️
Not often you see Jordan Clarke give the ball away and us concede is it ??? -- Dave Nicholls
0-2 - Luke Ayling crosses from the left but he is there to head clear. (53) -- ccfctv
He is our secret goal machine 2 1 -- Paul Bonehill
He is that you! -- James Mills
Simeon Jackson saying he's willing to play anywhere probably isn't the best idea considering SP played Jordan Clarke upfront last season -- Charlie Harris
Really am sick of having players like Jordan Clarke and Andy Webster in our team. Both constantly fucking crap and put on no effort. -- Craig Tough
Stuart Urquart was a pointless signing. Bet he is better than Jordan Clarke though -- Joe Litchfield
how is that early shut up from elise and Emma -- Emma Dobson
Jordan clarke just bought us both in 720 a hot chocolate each....he is ace thankyou Jordan -- 720 gifts & print
Sky Bet League One: Coventry City defender Jordan Clarke confident club is on the up -- ok
At a pub in Crewe and loudly mentioned that he is shit. Fair point. Until I'm told his dad is sat 3 feet away. Bit awkward -- Chris Hull
Jordan Clarke has just about seen it all during his time at Coventry City, but believes the club is now back on the up after some dif... -- Football Talk
Who is jordan clarke -- evy
Forever being cute to Mr Jordan Clarke -- sadéè

He is skipper of the side that also features Conor Thomas, Jack Finch, Billy Daniels and Mo Coulibaly -- Coventry Telegraph
Wtf is Jordan Clarke not in this back four ? -- Mark Lovick
hashtag Parachute is the best song ever and I'm very proud of mr Jordan Clarke -- Katie
How much longer is Jordan Clarke going to steal a living at Cov btw? -- George Reynolds
That's awful from Jordan Clarke team is littered with too many error prone players. -- CurtisArmstrong
So glad it's Friday today -- carla
What happens when he is not in the starting line up? We Win! Coincidence. -- Danny Lennon
I know he is Cov kid, but he can't even kick a ball far enough 2 clear the danger half the time, he's a liability,great deal 4 us -- Paul C
Coventry fans what is Jordan Clarke like as a player? -- Andy Cleave
Surely Jordan Clarke for Aaron Martin is the greatest transfer coup of all time, finally something positive Pressley has done -- Luke Fry
Very good deal that is from Steven Pressley. Aaron Martin in to and Jordan Clarke out to Yeovil. -- Robert Tidmarsh
Pressleys lost the plot. Aaron Martin is dog shit! Prefer Jordan Clarke at CB. -- Sean Cobley
I don't care if he is a 'Cov lad' or Lady Godiva's love child if you're not good enough you shouldn't play for coventry City. -- AnthonyHornsby
Signing Aaron Martin is a great signing but getting rid of he is awful. Only defender we have with pace. Not happy. -- Preece
I hope this is not the end of Jordan Clarke's CCFC career.... -- Tom Cope
All we need is Jordan Clarke to score one now! Please City, repay the fans belief & loyalty. -- David Johnson
What does everyone think to the Jordan Clarke/Aaron Martin swap deal is a good one for -- Jamie West
Absolute ping from Jordan Clarke! So unlucky. -- Scott Weymouth
Getting Martin in for Clarke is a good move, we are desperate for centre half's! he isn't one despite playing there. -- Warren
Why on earth is Jordan Clarke leaving? -- Tom Lockhart
Unless your name is Jordan Clarke, you gotta prove that you're worthy to play me lls. -- tracey.
Jordan Clarke's life is comment -- BK
So is Jordan Clarke -- The Lone Wanderer
Jordan Clarke, a right back who has been with us just over a month and is already our top goal scorer. -- Nathan Down
Jordan Clarke AND Dan Seabourne have scored! The world is about to fucking end! -- Curtis-Armstrong
Jordan Clarke has scored again! What the fuck is this?! -- Daniel Bullock