Jordan Clarke

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American, Actor (Famous from Billy Lewis of The Guilding Light)
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Jordan Clarke is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating He is amazing and I love him --
  • 1 star rating Tudguy should of come off rather than Jackson, offers nothing. he is no wing back and decision making needs to improve. --
  • 3 star rating Not even up the Cov game today but I'll tell you something, guarantee he is playing shit x --
  • 5 star rating It s warmer outside than it is in my house --
  • 3 star rating "If i had a option id shag myself like im just so fucking sexy" jordan clarke drunk everyone --
  • 4 star rating Jordan clarke is possibly the worst footballer i have ever seen --
  • 4 star rating Direct hit by Jordan Clarke but Adam is safe. Hampshire 22-2. --
  • 1 star rating Jordan Clarke goes close for Scunny this time... volleying Josh Morris's pinpoint corner to him just over the top. Still 0-0 --
  • 5 star rating Thanks Jordan --
  • 4 star rating bacon sounds so good right now. Munchies got me fucked up --
  • 3 star rating Not often you see Jordan Clarke give the ball away and us concede is it ??? --
  • 3 star rating 0-2 - Luke Ayling crosses from the left but he is there to head clear. (53) --
  • 5 star rating He is our secret goal machine 2 1 --
  • 5 star rating He is that you! --
  • 5 star rating Simeon Jackson saying he's willing to play anywhere probably isn't the best idea considering SP played Jordan Clarke upfront last season --
  • 5 star rating Really am sick of having players like Jordan Clarke and Andy Webster in our team. Both constantly fucking crap and put on no effort. --
  • 3 star rating Stuart Urquart was a pointless signing. Bet he is better than Jordan Clarke though --
  • 5 star rating how is that early shut up from elise and Emma --
  • 3 star rating Jordan clarke just bought us both in 720 a hot chocolate each....he is ace thankyou Jordan --
  • 3 star rating Sky Bet League One: Coventry City defender Jordan Clarke confident club is on the up --
  • 1 star rating At a pub in Crewe and loudly mentioned that he is shit. Fair point. Until I'm told his dad is sat 3 feet away. Bit awkward --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Clarke has just about seen it all during his time at Coventry City, but believes the club is now back on the up after some dif... --
  • 5 star rating Who is jordan clarke --
  • 5 star rating Forever being cute to Mr Jordan Clarke --
  • 2 star rating He is skipper of the side that also features Conor Thomas, Jack Finch, Billy Daniels and Mo Coulibaly --
  • 5 star rating Wtf is Jordan Clarke not in this back four ? --
  • 3 star rating hashtag Parachute is the best song ever and I'm very proud of mr Jordan Clarke --
  • 4 star rating How much longer is Jordan Clarke going to steal a living at Cov btw? --
  • 3 star rating That's awful from Jordan Clarke team is littered with too many error prone players. --
  • 5 star rating So glad it's Friday today --
  • 3 star rating What happens when he is not in the starting line up? We Win! Coincidence. --
  • 1 star rating I know he is Cov kid, but he can't even kick a ball far enough 2 clear the danger half the time, he's a liability,great deal 4 us --
  • 4 star rating Coventry fans what is Jordan Clarke like as a player? --
  • 1 star rating Surely Jordan Clarke for Aaron Martin is the greatest transfer coup of all time, finally something positive Pressley has done --
  • 3 star rating Very good deal that is from Steven Pressley. Aaron Martin in to and Jordan Clarke out to Yeovil. --
  • 3 star rating Pressleys lost the plot. Aaron Martin is dog shit! Prefer Jordan Clarke at CB. --
  • 5 star rating I don't care if he is a 'Cov lad' or Lady Godiva's love child if you're not good enough you shouldn't play for coventry City. --
  • 1 star rating Signing Aaron Martin is a great signing but getting rid of he is awful. Only defender we have with pace. Not happy. --
  • 4 star rating I hope this is not the end of Jordan Clarke's CCFC career.... --
  • 3 star rating All we need is Jordan Clarke to score one now! Please City, repay the fans belief & loyalty. --
  • 3 star rating What does everyone think to the Jordan Clarke/Aaron Martin swap deal is a good one for --
  • 5 star rating Absolute ping from Jordan Clarke! So unlucky. --
  • 1 star rating Getting Martin in for Clarke is a good move, we are desperate for centre half's! he isn't one despite playing there. --
  • 5 star rating Why on earth is Jordan Clarke leaving? --
  • 3 star rating Unless your name is Jordan Clarke, you gotta prove that you're worthy to play me lls. --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Clarke's life is comment --
  • 5 star rating So is Jordan Clarke --
  • 2 star rating Jordan Clarke, a right back who has been with us just over a month and is already our top goal scorer. --
  • 3 star rating Jordan Clarke AND Dan Seabourne have scored! The world is about to fucking end! --
  • 4 star rating Jordan Clarke has scored again! What the fuck is this?! --

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