Jordan Schafer

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American baseball player
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  • 1 star rating Oh man don't put me on the spot. Brian Wilson, Yadi Molina, Sergio Romo, Jordan Schafer, David Ortiz, idk there's a bunch --
  • 4 star rating My apologies for having to watch Jordan Schafer play in that one --
  • 4 star rating they seem to have taken lessons from Jordan Schafer and Evan Gattis --
  • 3 star rating How do the get Jordan Schafer and the get JD Martinez in basically the same fashion --
  • 5 star rating Brian Jordan? Jordan Schafer? Jordan Walden? --
  • 1 star rating Writing player ratings for the Braves season and a pretty epic Jordan Schafer rant just came out. Pretty excited about it --
  • 4 star rating That looks like a position Jordan Schafer has been in repeatedly --
  • 1 star rating sad moment when I picked up my "former Brave's autograph" from STH program and it said Jordan Schafer.miss ya kid --
  • 1 star rating Not politics, but Jordan Schafer blocked me for telling him to spend more time in the cage instead of commenting about football. --
  • 4 star rating Lineup Alarm: Jordan Schafer (CF - Min) Not in Lineup --
  • 4 star rating You'd think I was Jordan Schafer the way I get this paper --
  • 3 star rating So glad we decided to use Jordan Schafer and Nate McLouth instead of Gregor Blanco --
  • 2 star rating Got hit on by Jordan Schafer today. Maybe if you weren't wearing neon and a Louis V backpack Jordan, maybe. --
  • 3 star rating Just saw a billboard with Jordan Schafer in a braves uniform.. I think they missed something.. --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Schafer makes that play. --
  • 1 star rating For those of you who say baseball is a dying sport, Jordan Schafer signed a 1.55 million dollar contract for next year. --
  • 5 star rating It was Jordan Schafer's right shoulder that he banged into the ground making diving catch last night. Throws left, so a good break there. --
  • 1 star rating I missed Jordan Schafer being on the Twins. I guess the Braves loaned him out, sorta like RKO would loan out Katherine Hepburn? --
  • 1 star rating How I really know I stopped paying attention to the last season: I forgot Jordan Schafer played 41 games for the team. --
  • 3 star rating "Wilson is the greatest quarterback to ever walk the face of this earth" - Jordan Schafer --
  • 1 star rating Now that Melvin is out Jordan Schafer can finally get consistent playing time...oh wait. Eric Young! You're up! --
  • 1 star rating Oh, as crazy as today was... the Jordan Schafer tattoo is still the the winner this week. Nothing is topping that. --
  • 3 star rating Ha! now trending and his tattoos... Jordan Schafer's tattoo is very artisdick. --
  • 1 star rating Jordan Schafer blocked me I don't even know what caused that. Must have really gotten to the major league CF. --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Schafer's tattoo is very artisdick. --
  • 3 star rating Reminder: Jordan Schafer somehow is getting paid more money each year than you'll ever make. --
  • 3 star rating So Jordan Schafer has apparently just gotten a tattoo of a penis on his buttocks. --
  • 3 star rating Wait, is that Jordan Schafer tattoo story real? Please tell me it is. Oh my god. --
  • 4 star rating Oh my goodness did jordan schafer really get that tattoo --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Schafer huh? --
  • 3 star rating Since that hot August start to his Twins career, he is hitting .228/.267/.281 in 122 PA. --
  • 3 star rating He is going to do a limited workout, work up a sweat and see how he feels. --
  • 1 star rating OF Jordan Schafer (flu) is back this morning but still not feeling great. He's going to run around a bit and see how things go. --
  • 5 star rating 2015 has been good to me so far. 2 months, 2 continents...3 sports, one dream. for Jordan Schafer, Aaron Murray, and Jeffrey Bruma. --
  • 5 star rating He is one strikeout away from a --
  • 4 star rating In his last 9 games, he is hitting .375/.423/.458 (.881). --
  • 2 star rating The twins are like a slow pitch softball team right now and he is the guy who makes all 3 outs in an inning --
  • 2 star rating All respect is lost for someone who uses Trap Queen as their walk up song. Looking at you, Jordan Schafer --
  • 1 star rating Ok. I'm all in on Jordan Schafer's butt. It's not big but it's great when he runs. Maybe this is stockholm syndrome --
  • 5 star rating He is cute WHO DAT? --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Schafer's walk up song is trap queen --
  • 3 star rating Even after going 3-3 with 2 2B & a walk, he is hitting .232/.271/.286. --
  • 3 star rating He is quietly turning into a solid outfielder. He's got the speed to rundown anything --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Schafer has been on base four times now, has scored twice so far, driven in two runs and he made that amazing catch. Have a game. --
  • 4 star rating He is making game changing plays? What is happening? --
  • 2 star rating In case you haven't noticed, I'm gonna make Jordan Schafer / happen. May as well join in while it is early. --
  • 4 star rating Ok if he is 0-3 in stolen base attempts. Why is he on the team again? --
  • 5 star rating He is a pot head --
  • 2 star rating Jordan Schafer seems like a nice enough kid, but he just doesn't have least so far this year. --

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