Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jose Altuve I'm a crusher
Professional Baseball Second Baseman (Famous from Houston Astros of Major League Baseball)
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Why People Have A Crush On Jose Altuve
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he is the shortest player to hit at least eight home runs in a month since Hack Wilson in June 1932.
It is April 19th. -- Ryan M. Spaeder
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He is just 2 for his last 21. That seems suboptimal. -- Landan Kuhlmann
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Jose altuve is the spiders georg of mlb -- dirt as intimate as i've ever seen it
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Trevor Bauer's hardest pitch of the night so far was to Jose Altuve on that walk... 97.6 MPH -- Daren Willman
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So glad the Cardinals drafted the next Jose Altuve -- stevie galas
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If the front office really lost my Jose Altuve Jersey ordered I am going to lose it -- Cristian Cervantes
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I m not scared that Altuve is hitting more homers, I know he ll get back to where he was because he s Jose Altuve. -- Grace Biondo
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He is now 0-for-10 in the playoffs. -- Brian McTaggart
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If, one of these days, Jose Altuve doesn't jump into Aaron Judge's arms, I will know this simulation is buggy. -- Thrasymachos itan apatosaurus (🦖 4Halloween 4eva)
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I m really dressin up as Jose Altuve tonight and I m deadass a whole foot taller than him lmfao -- LIL UZI SQUIRT
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Beto O Rouke is the Jose Altuve of politics. -- Bobby Winsler
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Can a MLB team sign me to a one pitch contract so I can throw a baseball as hard as I can directly at the head of Jose Altuve -- Wayne Smith
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Rt if he is a little bitch. -- aswag
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He is doing his best to be the most hated player in Major League Baseball not named Bryce Harper. -- Eric Wise
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Jose Altuve seems miserable so far in spring training. We bullied him. -- Jayson Buford
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Jose Altuve s tattoo on his chest is of me naked -- Elvin Thomas
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Good mix of hearty cheers and thunderous boos for Jose Altuve as he is announced. He drops a first-pitch single into right center. -- Brenden Schaeffer
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He is the 1st of the 4 new legacy keepers this year. I'd tag him, but his account was deactivated. Hard to imagine why.... -- BBF
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Never seen any athlete go from universally liked to universally disliked so fast like Jose altuve -- parker boyd
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Actual good players like Giancarlo Stanton and he is unreal. -- Botlett G-S Jr.
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He is better than your favorite player, weep about it! -- mlb shitpost bot (?)
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This season is going to be shorter than Jose Altuve. -- Freddie’s Stubble
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Who is this Jose Altuve. And What does she do? -- your girl throws cheese
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I really like Nick Gonzales he gives me Jose Altuve vibes! -- 🧔🏾
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Lions rookie pinch-runner Kim Ji-chan is 5 4 . Makes Jose Altuve look tall! An inspiration to vertically challenged folks everywhere. -- Kiwoom Heroes International
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I hope everyone hasn t forgotten that he is a cheating asshole -- JP & The Scary Band
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Nobody is happy about this delay to the MLB season except for José Altuve and his rib cage -- Matt Walker
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Jose Altuve just standing in line with his family at Bunker Hill Academy is something. -- Brett ☘️
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He is not a top 5 player on his team send comment -- james
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He is trash -- Alec Kucharski
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Don t forget that the Astros cheated for an entire season and Jose altuve is a scum bag baseball player -- StKillins
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Jose altuve is fucking garbage... we getting to his head fr -- AJ
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Wait does Jose Altuve actually play baseball?? I m so confused -- Mando Tweet
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Somebody tell José Altuve the stands are empty. That, and the misled bully mob is lazy, biased and brainwashed. -- Dinn Mann
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The only thing I can agree on when it comes to José Altuve is that we re both 5 4 with t-rex arms -- Alex A.K.A The real CHICHADIOS🙌🏻
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Jose altuve is a fucking CUNT -- PROPERNATTYCHAMP#GEAUXTIGERS
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Jose Altuve was able to do some running today and looked really good according to Dusty Baker. -- BIG SARGE MEDIA
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Dusty Baker says he is in treatment but doing well. The Astros are hoping to have him back in the lineup "fairly soon." -- B. Scott from Hiram Clarke
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Watching the the past week is like watching Jose altuve hitting that walk off homer from the ALCS on loop. It s been brutal. -- MLB Trade Projections
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He is batting .224 when he doesn t know what what pitches are coming.
That is all. -- Geoffrey Lawrence
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Jose Altuve has not resumed baseball activities yet, Dusty Baker said. Altuve told Baker he is feeling better, though. -- Chandler Rome
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Carlos Correa says Jose Altuve will end his career in the Hall of Fame. Correa is sure his good friend will be ok going forward. -- Greg Bailey
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Jose Altuve sucking it up is giving me life. -- J-$nog says Black Lives Matter
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He is lucky MLB comment doesn t meme like NBA comment. He d be in for a long night. -- Chase Hughes
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"MVP" Jose Altuve really coming in clutch for the Rays this series. -- DP 🥃
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Hank Aaron, on he is unreal. Crazy how Cheers predicted Trump. -- Edwina
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Mike Minor is better than Jose Altuve -- mlb shitpost bot
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He is two homers away from tying George Springer on the all-time Astros home run list with 174. Springer is currently ranked 5th -- Michael Schwab
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We can't take Jose Altuve seriously as a superstar until he demands a trade out of Houston. -- John Hollinger
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Instagram has an mlb mini account. Mobile players but just mini lol jose altuve is the same size though haha -- dean
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