Jose Canseco

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American baseball player (Famous from Major League Baseball for Oakland Athletics)
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Bodybuilder Body: Jose Canseco Says His Finger Fell Off and Shares One of the Grossest Photos You'll Probably Ever See

Updated: 9 years ago (November 15, 2014, 1pm)
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  • 4 star rating The worst thing to happen to baseball since he is thundersticks. --
  • 5 star rating How the heck did Jose Canseco get so lucky? --
  • 3 star rating The most unrealistic part of this episode is Jose Canseco saving the woman's stuff. --
  • 4 star rating I do not care where jose canseco is from he is a fool --
  • 5 star rating Really want a Jose Canseco jersey --
  • 4 star rating Is it a comment thing that everyone just talks shit to Jose canseco? --
  • 1 star rating Jose Canseco just used "WCW" as a hashtag about his wife, and my first thought was "Is she nWo?" I am a dork. --
  • 3 star rating Adan Dunn is 35th on the career home run list ... tied with Jose Canseco. --
  • 1 star rating Found out today that he is a ringer on a softball team here in Vegas in real life, just like on the Simpsons. Was ecstatic. --
  • 5 star rating He is rolling in his grave. --
  • 5 star rating How isn't everyone watching this Crystal Bernard movie on Escape right now instead of that stickball game starring not Jose Canseco?! --
  • 1 star rating One of my favorite things to do when I'm bored is to read all of the replies people leave for Jose Canseco on his comments. --
  • 5 star rating Jose canseco is part of my favorite demographic of ppl online: ex/current steroid users who are also insanely delusional & confident --
  • 4 star rating I don't care what anyone says this is all Jose Canseco's fault. --
  • 3 star rating Somewhere, he is telling people who don't fuckin' like him that he should be playing today. --
  • 4 star rating He is not walking through that dug out, Athletic's --
  • 5 star rating He is at The Art of Music inside the Shoppes at Mandalay Bay all weekend long. Stop by, say hi and get an autograph and pic. 1-5pm --
  • 3 star rating A close second is a baseball bouncing off Jose Canseco s head and then over the fence for a homerun --
  • 5 star rating Es mío , dame beso yo necesito, dominicana puerto rico, fly me out where is warm, hace frío ,and you can hit it like, jose canseco --
  • 4 star rating he is smoking crack... RT" will win World Series. --
  • 5 star rating So far I have Jose Canseco --
  • 5 star rating He is developing a documentary? HA, day made. --
  • 1 star rating He is now at The Art of Music at The Shoppes at Mandalay Bay until 5pm today. Stop by and say hi and get an autograph! --
  • 5 star rating Bro Jose Canseco's daughter is so fine --
  • 4 star rating On a crazy scale of 0 to Bald Britney Spears, he is Gary Busey --
  • 1 star rating I've been reading about Dan Ryckert's feud with Jose Canseco for like an hour and I'm laughing so much at all this shit --
  • 5 star rating Some girls are probably like "not my man..." lies, someone else is doing it then. I'm like Jose Canseco right now just blurting out secrets --
  • 5 star rating Stephen Garcia is the Jose Canseco of the SEC --
  • 4 star rating Jose Canseco either comments with his toes or is illiterate --
  • 4 star rating He is only a decade late on the e-postcard craze. --
  • 3 star rating She said she seen it all... But I can't say so.. Be a snitch? No way Jose Canseco --
  • 5 star rating The only reason I enjoy baseball is the Pirates. The MLB fucked Jose Canseco. He was their sacrifice to the Illuminati so fuck the MLB --
  • 1 star rating Guys. Guys, I never knew about the Jose Canseco AMA. I never knew how bad this shit was. This shit is beautiful. Oh my GOD. --
  • 3 star rating Jose Canseco giving Roger Goodell a hug on comment is about as creepy as it gets. --
  • 4 star rating Are we sure Jose Canseco's account isn't a parody? --
  • 5 star rating Jose Canseco trolling Roger Goodell is priceless --
  • 5 star rating He is an all-time troll --
  • 3 star rating hug for u this is why I said Jose Canseco on the sleazy list this morning --
  • 3 star rating Ray Rice hires Jose Canseco as bodyguard. Brother Ozzie Canseco is upset. --
  • 3 star rating Feel like i seeen it alll, but i cant say so Be a snitch? No way Jose Canseco --
  • 4 star rating Donald Sterling & his team is seeking counsel from Jose Canseco. --
  • 2 star rating Neither Jose Canseco or LL Cool J know how to use comment... And it is a gloriously entertaining thing. --
  • 5 star rating He is probably Riff Raff's goat song --
  • 3 star rating Ray Lewis expressing disappointment in Ray Rice is like Jose Canseco taking a piece out of Arod --
  • 1 star rating Adam Dunn ties up Jose Canseco on the homerun list with (462) crazy part is Dunn does it as an Oakland Athletic --
  • 1 star rating Adam Dunn's AVG is only .002 above Eric Sogard's. Dunn is tied with Jose Canseco for 34th place in career home runs (462). --
  • 2 star rating I have a sinking feeling Donald Trump is going to be remembered as the Jose Canseco of the steroid era. --
  • 2 star rating Boncos fans booing an illegal contact penalty is like Jose Canseco complaining about pitchers using steroids. --
  • 3 star rating A useful power move is putting a Jose Canseco quote in your work email signature. --
  • 1 star rating Fly me out where is warm, hace frío and you can hit it like José Canseco. Yeah, ima give you this hit, caliente --

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