Justin Morneau

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• Wouldnt russel martin, brett lawrie, dauton pompey,justin morneau...all look good in jays uniform... -- JET
• Nothing rhymes with porno. Except DiGiorno. And Justin Morneau. -- Matt Geörg Moore
• Since they knew my plans they changed them all & AJ Burnett Justin Morneau changed teams without being traded same w Robby Cano -- I_am_Belle_Cabrera
• Hasta el momento,7 ligamayoristas irán al Japón: Bryce Harper, Justin Morneau, RobinsonCanó, Adam Jones, Yasiel Puig y Albert Pujols, Altuve -- René Cárdenas
• That moment when Arte Moreno signs Yoenis Cespedes or Justin Morneau -- Pedro Flores
• Joe Mauer, Johan Santana, & Justin Morneau never got rings but Adrianza and Rosario have them now. Baseball! ¯\_( )_/¯ -- Laurel Krahn
• At least productive thing about the WBC is that I get to start hating Justin Morneau a month early. -- Not Joe Langford
• Delmon Young drives in JJ Hardy in the playoffs. Justin Morneau wins a batting title. Those 2010 are successful...in other places -- Keith Leventhal
• Still mad that Jeter didn't win 06 MVP fuck you Justin morneau -- AL
• Belated congrats to Justin Morneau of New Westminster on winning the NL batting title. -- BaseballinVANCOUVER
• "he slid into those dms like justin morneau brought it home on doumit" "did you rehearse that rocky" "maybe" "you don't even like the twins" -- kayla
• In an example of how far I've evolved in my baseball thinking, I legitimately did not know until right now that Justin Morneau led NL in BA -- David Coonce
• Career RBIs with the Twins: Joe Mauer 860 Justin Morneau 860 -- BaseballFact
• Justin Morneau led the NL in hitting w/ an avg. of .319. The lowest avg. for NL batting crown of all time. Pitchers just keep getting better -- Sam Rice
• Alex Gordon hits like a prime Justin Morneau and somehow still hits 6th -- CM Crunk
• He is at the Timberwolves game, so where the hell is Joe? At home taking care of his newborn baby!? -- myjah
• Justin Morneau. Just another former Twin that is reaping the benefits of being on a different team -- Ethan Reed
• There it is! Nice to wake up and see the MLB All-Stars didn't get swept, and Justin Morneau crushed another one! -- Tim Smith
• He is 3-for-3. He's been really impressive since he returned. Tons of respect for that guy. -- Purple Row
• Justin Morneau with 2-run HR... MLB is trailing 2-3 -- EUROCKIES
• An Evan Longoria single is followed by a Justin Morneau 2 run Home Run -- Christian Hurtado
• Maeda is rolling over these MLB All-Stars right now. He got Justin Morneau to fly out to left fielder Sho Nakata. Two down. -- Evan Petzold
• Truth Good World To 's COL Justin Morneau Home run 3 iningu 3-3 tie Go Go Japan Both are strong There is the Samurai soccer now today -- ☆Truth☆
• We don't usually see Chihiro Kaneko being caught like today. Justin Morneau has 2-run homer & Jose Altuve brings in another run. It's 3-3. -- iagcrewJPN
• He is still good at baseball. -- Dan J. Glickman
• Lol Justin Morneau again hits into a double play. Puig doesn't get another try and Japan is up 1-0 in the series. -- Yasiel Langley Puig
• He is Joe Mauer's son -- Tony Shaloub Wings
• just need to say "No" to Torii. You can't go home again.* (*unless your name is Justin Morneau) -- TCAnelle
• Everybody thinks their team is going to get 2008 C.C. Sabathia, but most just end up with 2013 Justin Morneau. -- Ed Giles
• he is out catching and taking grounders before today's game. He's been out with an injured neck/concussion since May. -- Cameron Wolfe
• News Alarm: Justin Morneau (1B - Col) Justin Morneau (concussion) is taking part in infield drills on Tuesday. -- Fantasy Alarm
• When I created my Justin Morneau Sim, it didn't occur to me that he'd die in a few weeks. So now Cal's making fun of me because I'm sad. -- Stewie
• "(Pointing fingers) is an easy excuse. It's an easy way to pass blame & not feel responsible. It makes it easy to lose." -Justin Morneau -- Eric Musselman
• Dustin Garneau is just Justin Morneau in disguise you can't fool me! -- Dud eNudity
• Ironic that Justin Morneau, who made the relay throw that got the Pirates in the playoffs in '13 is the final out to secure a '15 berth. -- Zachary Weiss
• Justin Morneau just named as many hockey terms in that segment as the have hits. Not sure which is more impressive. -- Kevin Henry
• Most doubles in Twins history: 414 Kirby Puckett 400 Joe Mauer 329 Tony Oliva 312 Kent Hrbek 305 Rod Carew 289 Justin Morneau -- Aaron Gleeman
• Not sure why, but he is reminding me of Brandon Belt tonight. -- Jessica Jensen
• One thing I'll never forget about Justin Morneau's time as a Pirate is his fantastic walk up music. -- Clemente's Wall
• Noted former Bucco Justin Morneau will start at first tonight for the Rockies, his first time facing the Pirates since being one in 2013. -- Stephen J. Nesbitt
• I won't believe Torii is retired until he punches Justin Morneau just one more time. -- Eagles Greatest Hits
• I'm surprised more people aren't talking about the fact that former Minnesota Twins 1B / MVP he is Canada's new Prime Minister -- Nationals Review
• But I do think Price returns. I do think they add another arm as well. I do think either Chris Davis or he is at 1B. -- y-Uncle Poc
• JUSTIN MORNEAU IS DOING TWINS COMMENTARY -- maggaggie
• KJR radio host who is suggesting Justin Morneau or Ryan Howard to play 1st needs fired. -- Trevor Martin
• Again, assuming the Twins sign Park, now we know they aren't going to go after Justin Morneau. Which is kind of a relief. -- Mike Bates
• The Colorado Rockies have seemed to bid . This is why the team rejected the option of Justin Morneau.;;;; -- noohgnuoy
• Even though I don't know how he'd fit position-wise, I really, really, really want Justin Morneau on the Twins. -- Kelly T
• Hunter really surprised to see Justin Morneau at press conference -- LaVelle E. Neal III
• He is here for Torii retirement news conference, sitting next to old buddy Mauer -- RandBall

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