Never be ashamed of having a crush on Karl Malone I'm a crusher
Basketball player (Famous from Stockton To Malone)
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Why People Have A Crush On Karl Malone
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It's a mockery of the game. Oh-and-five and you score 40? So what? - Karl Malone -- BullsLegacy
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It's a mockery of the game. Oh-and-five and you score 40? So what? - Karl Malone -- MiamiHeat Mix
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"I'm Karl Malone I just dunk, I'm so high" -GOAT -- KingMarcus
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It do interest me, matter of fact, it really do. - Karl Malone on running for governor of Utah -- NBA_Mixes
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Karl malone's comment handle is lulz. -- Charles Amuzie
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Aw man i just realized Karl Malone had a comment and had to follow... this is gonna be pure comedy -- HBK
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Researching Karl Malone in 1990 and the most telling thing I'm seeing in these newspapers from 25 years ago is that very little has changed -- fendo
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I always have to do a double take when I see that the NBA's second all time leading scorer is Karl Malone -- Owen Beecher
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He is back to Utah Jazz -- NBA 2014-2015
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It's 1AM & all I want to do is slice Karl Malone's eyebrows off his stupid face. -- LaGuerre.
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So Karl Malone ranks as a PF -- Andrew Hardyway
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Karl Malone started endorsing Rogaine when his hairline left ... Bron really did just redesign the hairline game on us.. Monumental -- Swaggmire
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He is a top 50 all time player right? -- Greg
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Golden Corral is super duper über trash rap. You have a V.I.P seat next to hitler, Stalin, Satan, and Karl Malone if you eat that. -- Kobe-Wan Kenobi
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Karl Malone's gas is always the most expensive in town -- Robert Tassin
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He is a fucking liability in NBA Jam -- Kieran Moran
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The 04 finals still hurt. If Shaq & Kobe wasn't beefing & Karl Malone hadn't been hurt that series is 4-1 LA -- Derrick Bond
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What's great is that Derek Jeter stripped Karl Malone on the prior possession. -- Matthew Davis
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That dude is one of the most insane athletes of all time. As big as Karl Malone with Wade's skill -- Cody Young
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College professor DEAD SERIOUSLY says, "do you guys remember karl malone? jazz basketball player? plays in chicago now?" -- kelli anderson
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People don't know Karl Malone was a beast in the nba. he is 2nd in point leader -- loyalty over money
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Producer wise I need Kid Ant, Dra Staxx, Vic, Karl Malone, & Bianca Njie that is all -- Nigga Wit Attitude
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Nas is the Karl Malone of the rap game.....him joining murder Inc = Malone going to the Lakers -- Tre-Styles
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Word around town is I learned my post moves from Karl Malone -- Zach Newman
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I'm watching a Karl Malone documentary and it's so awkward how they're showing footage of Tech's campus haha -- RJ Kennedy
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I have also had dreams where I am coaching the West WNBA all-stars & call pick & roll for Karl Malone so Delle Donne gets caught out of pos -- Steve Hammer
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It's a mockery of the game. Oh-and-five and you score 40? So what? - Karl Malone -- NBA Fan
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He is a fuck boy. -- Pound Cake
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Karl Malone being KD's mentor makes sense... -- I've Swung Thuribles
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Blue & I saw a 6'4 girl in the store and he says look at Cheryl miller so I say that's Karl Malone daughter he doesn't care about. -- CAR-dee-AYE
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Its funny he is Kevin Durant's mentor, someone who always finished 2nd in MVPs and ringless -- Swaggy C
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Na China, mitos gangsta como Stephon Marbury possuem estátua; na NBA só uns caras palhas tipo Michael Jordan e Karl Malone, pff -- Vian
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Durant, Iverson, Karl Malone, Penny Hardaway all the same person to me. At least Malone is 2nd in all time scoring. -- #CuffLord
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The MJ & The Bulls vs. Karl Malone & The Jazz!! It's what's on NBA TV, so why not!!!! -- The Darius
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Goodell is going to drop a tape of Karl Malone doing coke to distract in the same way Ferguson released that store robbery video -- Dorian Black
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What excites me the most is when a coach calls a timeout and chews out his forward because I just dunked on his head - Karl Malone -- NBA Girl
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Wow karl malone is no longer one of my favorite players ewwwwwwwwww -- IMPEACH OBAMA #DIP
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Oh shit! he is starring in Flash?? -- Donald Slump
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The best PF of all-time really Karl Malone but he dont have rings -- almighty.
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What excites me the most is when a coach calls a timeout and chews out his forward because I just dunked on his head.
-- Karl Malone -- My Sports / Complex
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Everybody know that Utah is in Salt Lake City. - Karl Malone -- NBA Ray
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I'm sick of hearing hairline. Just shave your head already. Is the Karl Malone look that "cool"? -- AA®ON WI™AN
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Lebron is starting to get the Karl Malone look. -- G. Phil
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Mailman with the tech I'm goin postal
(Mailman as in Karl Malone.. Because the rapper is a "shooter"... But he is using a metaphor) -- Logan Towne
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That Tariq dude is on Karl Malone status bruh. And it's still -- Joe Briggs, Esq.
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Karl Malone claims Connor Halliday is just padding his stats. -- YouthSportsSanDiego
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Im watching the Lakers training camp and Kobe came on the screen and she was like "Is that the Mailman?" How tf does she know Karl Malone?!? -- GU$H 20R G
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Just realized Denard is doppelgänger for jimmy kimmel's old Karl Malone character -- Ben Golnik
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He is 1st all-time in seasons leading the league in FT made with 8. Next highest is 5 (Dantley, Durant) -- @KGTrashTalk
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He is overrated because of Stockton. Stockton is overrated because of Karl Malone. -- Kelly Scaletta
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