Ken Dodd

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• So far I have found little jokes to myself in this manuscript referencing and Ken Dodd. No Krankies tho. -- Russel McLean
• bring back the managing God that is. David Moyes! Or perhaps you could resurrect David Steels career, or Ken Dodd. -- Stephen Jones
• So appear to be using the same accountants as Ken Dodd. -- Ian
• never mind Beth ditto, is that Malcolm McLaren next to the merc or Ken Dodd -- chris
• Such erudition is unusual from the land of Ken Dodd. must've asked his mum what 2 write while fucking her -- The Wordy Gurdy Man
• can this numpty, Ken Dodd with a sensible haircut- ever be taken seriously? -- moutton noir
• isn't that Ken Dodd? -- Richard Hall
• " So he's Scouse & you like him then?"correct...i also like Ken Dodd -- bucko
• that's cleared up what he is up to these days he's a cat bed cheers! -- local masham
• Gordon Brown is now telling more quick fire jokes than Ken Dodd in one of his 5 hour stand up shows -- Paul Donaldson
• Dread to think what he is up to in there... -- Viv Owen
• certainly is. A-listers there anyway, Ken Dodd, Jack Black and The Grinch people. -- Amelia Bradbourne
• Lolly pop man, see Ken Dodd about being one of the diddymen, the list is endless! -- andrew ogden
• I can't believe Ken Dodd's dad's dog is dead. Rt if you cri everytiem -- Chavy Kev
• My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson. Ken Dodd -- Chittloe Fording
• So hasn't had sex for four years I bet ken dodd goes around her place with his feather dusters to get rid of the cobwebs -- Malcom Stevens
• He is in the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations on playing the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night when Celtic & Rangers have both lost! -- Seth Mould
• is it Ken Dodd -- Rob Knot
• I have a like 2 routers now so suck your ken dodd looking mum -- BrandonMcAllister
• I'm not sure Ken Dodd really developed The Diddymen that well. Dark reboot please -- Rob Milner
• Following on frm a very vivid dream about Ken Dodd last night, I've learnt 2 things: a) He's still alive 2) He's playing Blackpool on Sunday -- James Fox
• The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers & Celtic had both lost! - Ken Dodd. -- John Derek Hodges
• Is Ken Dodd still alive ? -- Lydia Jane
• Women who say a sense of humour is the most important quality in a man, should be made to sleep with Ken Dodd while George Clooney watches. -- Simon
• I thought Knotty Ash was a figment of Ken Dodd's imagination. Horrified to discover at the tender age of 12 that there is such a place. -- clive booth
• Boris as PM? ha ha ha ha yea right, that upper class bafoon is totally insane and would make a laughing stock of us, how about Ken Dodd? -- Jesus H Christ
• Who decides what is extreme? For instance, left up to me, Farage's words would be voiced by Ken Dodd..or perhaps Mavis from Corrie -- jdscee
• I'm in York, Portillo's in town, he is performing round the corner and Michael Palin is here tomorrow. Hollywood eat your heart out. -- Eliot Andersen
• Had enough of farcical politics, so have somehow ended up at Ken Dodd's 60th anniversary gig. Much more believable material. -- Jim Waterson
• If Toby Young and Camilla Long were the slightest bit good at contrary opinions both would be going AH BUT KEN DODD FLIM IS GOOD AAAAHH -- Justin Lewis
• Ken Dodd's uncle's cat is missing, but nobody cares about THAT. -- Popfiction
• Ken dodd's dog is dead -- Bradders
• Never seen so many Ken Dodd posters. -- Captain Apathy
• Just watched a brilliant Ken Dodd joke: "A lot of people think the tickle stick is a sex symbol, but that's just a fallacy." -- Paul
• Ken Dodd to put forward Diddymen in local elections so can become Liverpool City councillors nxt year. Ken said we got sve JAM BUTTY MINES. -- greenchuck
• "Sir Ken Dodd, 90, is out of hospital after six weeks." To be fair, he's done longer gigs than that. -- David Quantick
• Ken Dodd was (and is) far funnier than most of today's so-called comedians. Marcus Brigstocke, Sarah Millican etc. -- Toad
• My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson. Ken Dodd -- Tiphany O'dell
• " is the showbiz temple of the UK anybody who s everybody has played Blackpool" Ken Dodd -- Time Out Snaps
• The upside is that if I ever decide to do an evening of Pantone Blues I won't run out of things to say. I'll be like Ken Dodd. -- generallucifer
• Some girls can make themselves look so so good in photos but they're Ken Dodd in real life -- Jesse Humphries
• SIR - Why is there still no knighthood for Ken Dodd? -- Telegraph Letters
• Is that Ken Dodd on ? -- Dits1710
• Staying in Skegness overnight for 3 days in July so bloody excited booked it already treating my mum & dad to see Ken Dodd in concert. =:) -- Jedwardaresuperstars
• My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson. Ken Dodd -- Khoury Sharrock
• For those asking, my approach to tax self-assessment is a mixture of Ken Dodd and Lauryn Hill. -- James Donaghy
• If we do sign at 5' 6" then my suspicions about Ken Dodd being appointed on the ( fecking committee) have been confirmed HI HO -- Mike Hassey
• Enough Messi bollocks, just heard that Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead. Very sad, it was 68! -- Pete S
• On AHBS: Ali Quinn is Tears by Ken Dodd on 60s on a Sunday -- 107.1FM AHBS music
• Why is my brother watching Ken Dodd, make me wanna die -- chloe

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