Never be ashamed of having a crush on King Neptune I'm a crusher
(Famous from Spongebob Squarepants)
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Why People Have A Crush On King Neptune
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - What the hell is going on lmao -- Kid Buddha ☸
- Omg I just realized why his name is King Neptune in SpongeBob lmao -- Deanna Bochicchio
- Azir is King Neptune from spongebob. "Wow enemy team, that tower push was so good, I think I'll enjoy it a second time!" *lolsundisk* -- Smut Mutt
- I really miss Taco Tuesday at King Neptune -- Laura Nance
- Silence is beautiful. -- King Neptune ♆
- So he managed to steal king Neptune's crown right in front of him but can't take the kraby patty formula -- Kaz ✊
- W-hall bathroom is like king neptune's undersea palace -- Beat
- Im writing a fake conversation between katniss (hunger games) and king neptune (spongebob) this is what HCC is like guys -- ssseemmaa
- I'm like 15 feet from my router why in the name of king Neptune is pandora buffering -- Matt Gross™
- Mom: turn off the tv Me: u left me home all day 2day cleaning ur house least u can do is let me c if spongebob gets king Neptune's crown -- mayra
- King Neptune head so shiny. -- nov.28
- You know the best way to piss somebody off? Being happy and living better without them. Be happy and let them melt. Don't shit talk. -- Probably Zenon
- But we all know he is the hungriest -- John ⚡️
- If King Neptune really existed, I wouldn't be at all surprised if his favorite brand of chewing gum were Trident. -- John Sisak Jr
- - will start to take shape, to manifest. Time to Dream Big again - & realise that in our lifetimes, this is the last time that King Neptune -- Jaimee Bianca
- King Neptune on Spongebob is voiced by J. Peterman!!! I am in heaven. -- Robyn
- That sun is brighter than King Neptune's head when he takes off his crown -- Ryan Thomas
- The secret ingredient in the crabby patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's poiseden powder just in case anyone was wondering -- 1st
- The god Poseidon and Neptune are the same person, and they're the god of the sea so in spongebob when they say king Neptune the mean -- be free
- THE SECRET FORMULA FOR KRABY PATTY IS A "Pinch Of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder." Dear Lord I Can Die In Peace Now. -- Wendy Rios ❥
- King Neptune's Poiseden Powder is the Krabby Patty secret formula. -- Ryan Hess
- What is even King Neptune powder -- ☠alizé☠
- May Plankton finds out that the Krabby Patty's secret formula is a pinch King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. -- Kesh
- King Neptune's Poseidon Powder...so cocaine. That's the secret formula...royal cocaine. -- Steven Universe
- THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS ... King Neptune's Poisedon Powder -- Micha Lichauco
- My childhood is restored right after I knew that the Krabby Patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poisedon Powder. LOL. -- ⠀⠀⠀
- The krabby patty secret formula is a pinch of king neptune's poisedon powder ????? -- A
- King Neptune's Poseidon Powder........ I am so convinced that the people behind Spongebob are crackheads. -- Katrina V.
- Lol the krabby patty secret formula is King Neptune's Powder -- yazly
- THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS A PINCH OF KING NEPTUNE'S POSEIDON POWDER -- Tea-rance ☕️
- Krabby Patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poisedon Powder -- Cassandra Isabella
- King neptune powder really fuck you Mr.Krabbs -- DECEMBER7th
- I would like you all to know that the Krabby Patty's secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. -- aira krissel
- Nigga feeling like the public gone get a response like king Neptune did when he removed his crown, which is my hat.... -- Frank White
- Fun fact: the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. -- ✨
- The Krabby Patty secret ingredient is exposed. It's a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. -- Kody Martin
- Yo is stalling worse than King Neptune we just want the verdict. -- Queen B✨
- The krabby patty secret formula is - - - - Crabs. Jk jk Its a pinch of King Neptune's 'WHITE' powder with a mix of jelly. -- PIMP DADDY SHAWN
- The secret formula is a pinch of king Neptune's poisedon powder -- Mikey
- The Krabby Patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon powder. You're welcome. We can all go home now. -- Shane
- So apparently the Krusty krab secret formula is King Neptune Poseidon Powder... that's disappointing -- Michael Robison
- King neptune is future michael goals -- //calcium hood//
- He is future Michael goals -- Lukeyyy
- Your fav is problematic: king neptune -- eli (╯3╰)
- Ryan Getzlaf looks like king Neptune from spongebob (this isn't a joke) -- Queen Niks
- I just found out that the krabby patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poisedon Powder and suddenly life makes sense -- Tori
- Early morning TV viewing is The Wiggles. King Neptune has just given Dorothy The Dinosaur a pearl necklace, she's very happy about it -- Paul Popplewell
- I feel like achieving my life goals is as likely as Spongebob and Patrick retrieving King Neptune's crown from Shell City. -- Sam Shaw
- Day 1 is tomorrow. 12 weeks and a rest day until my birthday fitness testing. Day 200 is driving down for the King Neptune Challenge! -- CrabShaman
- That moment you realize poseidon is King Neptune on spongebob . -- ❤ Beautiful ❤
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