Never be ashamed of having a crush on Kris Bryant I'm a crusher
Baseball Player (Famous from 2× All-Star (2015, 2016), World Series champion (2016), NL MVP (2016), NL Rookie of the Year (2015))
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Why People Have A Crush On Kris Bryant
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - for the millionth time, he is my future husband. not this spaghettio fool. -- CAITY MILLER ♛
- Question is was Kris Bryant there because he's Harpers buddy not Rizzo -- Derek Brent
- Isn t Kris Bryant > Baez??? -- tsad
- Since 2015, Anthony Rizzo has been plunked (HBP) a MLB-leading 90 times. he is 4th with 59. -- CubsStats
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I really don t know why but I ve always kind of liked him
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- he is going down! -- Tex McGruder
- *Kris Bryant steps to the mic* KB: As Rizz s best friend... Rizzo: Bert is my best friend. -- Section Formerly Known As Aisle 424
- he isn t clutch. -- Cubs Fans in STL
- Kris bryant is literally the greatest K- Bryant in professional sports history -- al
- No he isn t clutch slander on my timeline today folks. -- Cody Delmendo
- | | | | | | | | | | | | _ | . ) he is actually | pretty damn clutch | -- Alex Quigley 🇺🇸
- Imagine not trusting Kris Bryant when the game is on the line. -- Adam Jacobi
- Fucking Ross, still keeping Kris Bryant, who is not hitting at all in the leadoff spot. -- Eric Alexander
- He is such an underrated defender in my opinion. Makes some outstanding plays out there at 3rd. -- Adam R. Rosen
- I'm shocked, let me tell you, that a good pitcher is able to carve Kris Bryant up in a big situation. -- kris piccirilli
- How in the HELL is kris bryant 6 5?!?!?! i m shoooook lol -- Emilee Angell
- He is a good baseball player. But that s the most you can say about him. -- Joe Maddon's Glasses
- I think Kyle Schwarber is better defensively in left than he is defensively at third -- Patrick Holman
- He is hitting a homer tonight -- Brett
- Kris bryant being the third out of an inning...... what s new? -- kaela
- He is not a top 10 3B. He s just not. -- Insane Squidward
- Why do some Cubs fans think that he is Hank Aaron? Javy Baez is better. -- Shane Blair
- A team with Kris Bryant, Javier Baez, Anthony Rizzo, Willson Contreras and Nick Castellanos is going to miss the playoffs. What a joke. -- Sean F. Mannion
- Is it just me or did Kris Bryant peak early in his pro career? -- Kramer Sansone
- Is Kris Bryant here today? Bryant. Bryant. Brrryanttttt? -- Angry Cubs Fan
- Kris Bryant really comes to play in big games . -- Chris Coffey
- It's been million years the last time I saw Kris Bryant hit a single! This team is pathetic -- Sekhar Talluri
- Jesus Christ I can't wait until he is traded -- Bipolar Cub Fan
- Dude wtf is Kris Bryant swinging at????? -- KJ
- Biggest week of the season and he is an automatic strikeout -- Ryne Booth
- He is selfish -- CARDINAL NATION🔴⚪️
- He is one strikeout away from a -- Sombrero Watch
- Sit Kris Bryant down, he is weak and non-clutch. Rizzo is killing himself so Bryant can fail time and time again. -- Don’t Look Down
- Really hope we don t resign Kris Bryant when his contract is up, will not be worth what he would get -- S-MART says
- He is horrible when it really matters. Trade him this winter. And go out and sign Anthony Rendon. -- captainbutter
- He is trash right now. Love him, but he has to be more consistent. -- Chadd Neale
- "he is a top half of the ball type guy." - Tim McCarver -- Chris O'Leary | Baseball
- Listen, you can t possibly resign Kris Bryant. So trade him and go sign Anthony Rendon on the free market because I m sure he ll be cheap... -- Block
- I love that John Brebbia pitched around some journey dude that is ring chasing to pitch to Kris Bryant; only to retire him. -- Rodney
- Squatting on this take now: Yoán Moncada is a better baseball player than Kris Bryant -- Tracy McGravy
- My bold prediction for this offseason is Kris Bryant gets traded from -- ⚾️Dodgers Dude ⚾️
- Is kris bryant today s date? cuz he s 10/10 :))) -- abby // go nats??
- All I m hearing on Chicago Sports Radio is all this consideration on trading Kris Bryant this offseason... oh boy. -- Lo ⚾☄️
- I wonder if Kris Bryant still thinks St. Louis is boring? -- Dea 🐃🐷🐓🚜
- Can someone please ask Kris Bryant how boring St Louis is, I m curious. -- Frank Hollo
- I wonder if he is bored at home -- Gurleyman
- Kris Bryant probably thinks this is a boring game -- David Jones
- I guess Kris Bryant was right. Cardinal games are getting really boring. -- Father John Schneier
- He is kool. Please don t molest my children or grandchildren. -- Synergy Cyrus Bot
- Freeman is having the ABs from September 1 on that everyone thinks Kris Bryant had. -- Sam Fels, But Who's Buyin?
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