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Actor (Famous from Agent Cooper on Twin Peaks)
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Kyle Maclachlan is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.
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Average Body: Kyle MacLachlan Officially Back For Twin Peaks
Updated: 10 years ago (January 13, 2015, 7am)... [Read More on CNN]
Why People Have A Crush On Kyle Maclachlan
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Rated by - Um, is that Kyle MacLachlan? -- Jaime Jimothy
- My workout is my meditation. Kyle MacLachlan. -- Yoga Breaks in Spain
- Twin Peaks' first episode is glorious. It starts out so straight, then Kyle MacLachlan turns up and everything goes bonkers. -- Matt Purslow
- Contrary to what both Sarah McLachlan and Kyle MacLachlan will tell you, Sarah McLachlan is almost certainly related to Kyle MacLachlan -- Jason Todd Dafnis
- Kyle maclachlan in blue velvet is the hottest thing I've ever seen -- chloe louise
- My aesthetic is Isabella Rossellini in "Blue Velvet" when she cuts Kyle MacLachlan's face, then makes him strip so she can suck his dick. -- grandma death
- Kyle maclachlan is everything -- oliver*
- Uhhh. I just passed a place called Twin Peaks which I assume is a titty bar and has nothing to do with David Lynch and/or Kyle MacLachlan -- name cannot be blank
- Totally forgot that kyle maclachlan is the mayor on Portlandia. Nice to see him on something where I don't have to look through my fingers -- Simone
- Kyle Maclachlan, aka mr mayor, is the narrator of the chihuly tour. Freaking epic. -- Mia R
- 9/19/1986: Blue Velvet starring Kyle Maclachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern and Dean Stockwell is released -- Aurora
- Kyle maclachlan is my man -- t.jσdσ(¯ ▽ ¯ ヽ)
- I just found out Kyle MacLachlan has a show on TLC, how can this man be so adorbs -- danielle
- So, Kyle MacLachlan is going to be in season two of I can only hope that he goes by the name Agent Cooper at least once. -- Jay Thomas
- My workout is my meditation.??Kyle MacLachlan -- Carlin Packard
- I have the biggest fucking crush on kyle maclachlan. like when girls in teen novels write "mrs ___" all over their notebook, that's me rn -- lizzie mackarel
- Kyle maclachlan's instagram is my favourite he's like hardcore cool dad -- flora
- My workout is my meditation. Kyle MacLachlan -- Deanna Gibson
- Earlier, i spelled Kyle Maclachlan's name wrong. i put an H after the first C, and it isn't supposed to have an H there -- jitka
- David Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan and Carmella Russo are all so lovely in person. Thank you for stopping by! -- Trish Rossiene
- This could be incredibly cheesy but somehow Kyle MacLachlan is selling it. -- Mareike
- This Elias dude is like MMA's Kyle Maclachlan. -- Ryan Loco
- Young Kyle MacLachlan is SO sexy -- mon
- My workout is my meditation. - Kyle MacLachlan -- Sam Cannell
- I LOVE KYLE MACLACHLAN SO MUCH U DON'T UNDERSTAND -- the winter spooker
- KYLE MACLACHLAN IS IN AGENT OF SHIELDS HOL D U P -- little archer boy
- The only way id want a twin peaks revival is if it was about old dale starring kyle maclachlan going about his day -- bailey
- Young kyle maclachlan: mega babe old kyle maclachlan: not so much -- t u e $ d a y
- Kyle MacLachlan is in SHIELD. REPEAT, ORSON IS IN SHIELD. -- Josh
- I'm only on episode 5 of Agents of SHIELD but I'm so excited for season 2. Brian Patrick Wade and Kyle MacLachlan are to appear. Like omfg! -- Wolf of Winterfell
- Current TL is nothing but Gillian Anderson and Kyle MacLachlan. Current status: Meltdown mode. -- Andrew Moore
- I just realized Skye's father is played by Kyle Maclachlan. I seriously hope his character's name is also called The Captain. -- AKA Felonious_Skunk
- I always get excited when Kyle MacLachlan shows up in a show - so this 2nd season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D just took a turn for the better. -- Andrew Haughton
- Torn on Kyle MacLachlan on SHIELD. He'll be so amazing, but wouldn't he have been perfect going up against Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man 4? -- TV Is Great
- Do we know who he is playing on Agents of SHIELD? Is there evidence he's NOT the mayor from Portlandia? -- pumpkin spice planet
- The only word that can truly describe Kyle MacLachlan is "delicate" -- Allie Rose
- Why the fuck are bill Murray, Damien Lewis and Kyle Maclachlan all 15 minutes away from my house right now, St. Andrews golf is so fucked up -- LambriniPrincess
- My workout is my meditation. Kyle MacLachlan -- Thomasa Jacobs
- My workout is my meditation. -Kyle MacLachlan -- Muscle Wisdom
- Kyle MacLachlan is on Agents of SHIELD this season. I m in. -- Jeremy Yoder
- Wwwwwait, Kyle MacLachlan is on AGENTS OF SHIELD now? -- DylanTodd'sSkeleton
- You know when you're watching a show that's enjoyable but not really that great..... and then Kyle MacLachlan shows up?! -- Mary KTE
- My workout is my meditation.??Kyle MacLachlan -- Paradice Grimes
- So Kyle MacLachlan is in That's cool. -- Andrew Williams
- I KNEW, the second that I saw him, that creepy Kyle MacLachlan was Skye's father! Go to hell dude, Coulson is her father! -- Beckett-Thorne Tyler
- Very hardcore-fangirl-feels when you see Kyle MacLachlan -- Annalyzed
- KYLE MACLACHLAN IS IN THIS EPISODE?? -- h(ann)ib(a)l
- He is on Agents Of S.H.I.ELD now. Nerdism: Everytime I try to get out...they pull me back in. -- DougWortel
- Kyle MacLachlan is playing Skye's father on AoS. That's cool and all, but i'm wondering who he is supposed to be Marvel character-wise -- Jason Welzin
- My husband calls Kyle MacLachlan 'fear is the mind killer'. Then I have to recite the entire litany in my head. -- Coraniaid
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