Lance Ito

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• need a peanut -- Lance Kim
• I wanna give a shout out to my cuz Lance(ITO) for his birthday and all the Virgo's. -- Crossover
• SHUT UP ihy -- janey lim
• Every year Halloween approaches & the annual debate returns: whether or not to do a Judge Lance Ito costume. -- Brian Kameoka
• Nafriendzone si Lance. Papakamatay ka na Lance? Ito lubid or muriatic acid gusto mo, may kutsilyo din dito. HAHAHAH -- JamilaUchiha Xazckie
• Does Norbert Nadel = Lance Ito? I'm just asking questions. Will white folks have same angry reaction if jury system works? -- Nathaniel Livingston
• Judge Masipa is the Lance Ito of South Africa -- Cousin Pookie
• He is laughing his ass off in vindication right now -- HeyJude
• The judge is doing her best Lance Ito. She really wants a book deal. -- James
• This year, for Halloween, I'm going as a culturally irrelevant reference. Put another way: I found my Judge Lance Ito mask. -- Matt Fuller
• Holder overheard to Sharpton, '$hit, only LANCE ITO could save us in Ferguson.' -- howitzer33
• I'm doubting Judge Stephens is who she says she is. The way the trial is going I firmly believe she's Judge Lance Ito in drag. -- Wicked Outlaw
• I wonder what Judge he is doing right this very moment -- Spicegiving Weasel
• Someone on jury duty must get lucky and sit before Lance Ito. Why can't that be me? -- Max Davison
• Best we had was Judge Lance Ito from the OJ Simpson trial! -- Ryan Cole
• I think this whole thing would be figured out if got Judge Lance Ito on the case. -- Nick Flanagan
• Shoutout to the time when I was in high school that I went ripped-from-the-headlines with my Judge Lance Ito costume. -- Joseph Hughes
• Judge Sherry Stephens is the Lance Ito of Arizona -- word34
• Formative media memory: Margaret Cho rushing up to Judge Lance Ito and saying, "I love your show!" -- gregorg
• It must have been a fun date when Raymond Burr and Lance Ito went out for a burrito. -- Forever Whimsical
• Was it chicken? was it steak? im in jail by mistake i hope i get the judge lance ito at least the cops let me eat my burrito -- #mayochat
• Was it chicken? was it steak? im in jail by mistake i hope i get the judge lance ito at least the cops let me eat my burrito -- wheres faisal
• It's time for TODAY's Today's RANDOM OBSCURE REFERENCE is: Judge Lance Ito -- David Baruffi
• Robert Klein, Wanda Sykes, PBS, H. l. Mencken, Lance Ito, Mark Twain, Betty White, Robin Williams, are in Church of Philadelphia -- Dinesh S. Sastry
• Judge Lance Ito was a question on tonight's "Jeopardy." His fame endures. -- Linda Deutsch
• Does iPhone know to capitalize Ito because of Lance Ito -- Nico Muhly
• When is judge lance Ito coming into his courtroom? -- Al Kayta
• So it looks like he is presiding over the -- Jimmy Erickson
• If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. -- Marcus Jonathan Mbas
• Judge Lance Ito was criticized for allowing trial to become a media circus&not doing enough to regulate court proceedings. -- CoryBosemer
• Turns out Lance Ito was the real murderer. -- Potato Toddler
• Lance Ito was a huge Bills fan... -- Rob Santini
• If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. -- PbHughes
• Lance: *knock knock* Pagbukas ng pinto.. Lance: Ito daw late papasko ng mommy *Php200* Me: Wow hahahaha sabihin mo sa Ninang, thank u -- happy&contented
• I mean, Jessica Lange as Judge Lance Ito. Perfection. Very Meryl as the Rabbi -- Remy Saint Denis
• If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. -- Diddy'
• You can also substitute Lance Ito in that last post. If you're from the '90s. -- Steven Criss
• Judge Lance Ito presiding. -- Anne E
• I wonder if Judge Lance Ito dreams about me, too. -- Lula Chamberlain Fan
• 'Judge Lance Ito' translated literally from Mexicen is 'Little Judge Lance' -- Tupac Chigurh
• Judge Sherry Stephens is now in the same class as Belvin Perry and Lance Ito. Justice for never came. -- SUZanne
• Lance Ito sits in as guest judge on American Idol. OJ is a special contestant, makes it to Hollywood, writes a book hypothetical lip-synch. -- Mr. Bea Arthur
• Daaaamn Lance Ito... -- Summer
• Creating a time machine so I can go back & make sure Lance Ito became a doctor so he d be Dr. Ito & I would call him Dorito. Daily fantasy. -- Dick Peacock
• My dawg lance ito always bullshittn and puttin shit off. Get on with it -- Christian
• Kenneth Choiinterpretará al juez Lance Ito en American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson. -- Noticias de Series
• Judge Lance Ito. -- Mike Bodge
• Overhearing kids Joking "If Lance Ito has a son he should name him Burr" -- LA Weight Loss
• Remember Judge Lance Ito? lol -- Dave Buckloe
• Hey remember that time Jay Leno had guys dressed up like Lance Ito? -- A Jason Tabrys

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