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Professional soccer player (Famous from His signing with German Soccer Club, Bayer Leverkusen made him the youngest American to sign with a foreign club)
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Athletic Body: Remembering Landon Donovan's greatest moments for the United States
Updated: 10 years ago (May 23, 2014, 6pm)... [Read More on CNN]
Why People Have A Crush On Landon Donovan
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Rated by - Did Ray Hudson just say that Landon Donovan can show Cristiano how to score that goal? WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY? -- Ron Mexico™
- Is landon donovan gonna be in austin and I'll miss him too?! -- Anahi
- He isn't as gay as Sterling is. And he is actually gay. -- Ibraheem Adnan
- Robbie Keane is offside now after good cross by Landon Donovan. -- Marcelo
- Considering we're of the few countries to use "soccer" as the term for football, he is officially the best soccer player ever. -- USMNT 2018
- "Ten years ago, the level was nowhere near what it is today." ~Landon Donovan, on Soccer in the United States -- Football Lover
- Diskerud aims for larger US role in next 4 years: BOCA RATON, Fla. (AP) -- Mix Diskerud is not planning on becoming the next Landon Donovan. -- NICK SANTIAGO
- Not Even Lying LANDON DONOVAN IS THE BEST FIFA 15 STRIKER YET -- Umzy
- He is one of the most overrated soccer players today. -- horse_ebookz
- Abby is one away from having three times as many goals as Landon Donovan and he is still called the all-time leading scorer. -- Katie R
- Friendly reminder that he is not the top US goal scorer -- Hannah
- HAAA Julie is like "I have to talk about Landon Donovan? Idk... He's not an Abby Wambach or Mia Hamm" -- Molly JM
- Landon Donovan's relevance isn't nearly as present as his receding hairline is. -- Common Soccer Player
- Can someone please explain to me why he is praised more than Abby Wambach ?? -- Siera Marie
- He is bae -- corn -.-
- It s the first game the women have had on ESPN in a million years, so let s talk about Landon Donovan. -- Mags
- Landon Donovan's last game with the US is this week Dx -- Lauren-Ann
- He is hella bae -- katie
- I bet he is thinking about how Felix Magath is a "mediocre" manager. -- Nate Brinson
- Landon Donovan, now is your time to shine.... IM JOKING -- Matt
- Would not be a stretch to guess that one of those numbers is 58, which would be one more than the all-time leader Landon Donovan. -- Franco Panizo
- Deulofeu is becoming the new Landon Donovan. We are going to be hearing of his potential return for years to come -- Daniel Mckie
- Towmarrow is Landon Donovan's last game with usmnt -- Kevin..
- How is the landon donovan retirement not getting more play? best and most important us soccer player ever. -- Brian Guhde
- In other news, he is playing in his last USMNT game tomorrow and there's a chance I may get emotional. -- Sina Iranikhah
- Landon Donovan's U.S Mens National Team Legend video is too dope ... Thanks for the great memories -- Johnny
- Landon Donovan's last game is tomorrow and I won't be able to watch it -- Tyleewhylee
- I seriously might be an emotional wreck tomorrow with Landon Donovan playing his last game ever for the -- Landon Schweder
- Jürgen Klinsmann thinks Landon Donovan "could have done a bit more" with his playing career? Best U.S. soccer player ever isn't good enough? -- Thomas Kyle-Milward
- Tomorrow is Landon Donovan's last game with the US team. gonna miss him -- Joseph Faletto
- While most people are crying about Todd Gurley, I'm over here crying that tomorrow is the last time Landon Donovan will play for the US. -- Matthew Edmiston
- He is US soccer. Sad to see the legend playing his last game for our nation tomorrow -- Zachary Johnson
- Landon Donovan never missed a penalty kick for the So clutch. -- Evan Van Ness
- Main takeaway from all the Landon Donovan tributes is how bad his hair has always looked. "90's Phil Collins hairline" is his peak. -- Kirk Michael
- Tomorrow is Landon Donovan's last USA game and skipping school for it, is in the cards right now -- Alexis Crawford
- Landon Donovan's farewell match is tomorrow. BIG SIGH. -- Jose L. Merino
- (1/2) Landon Donovan on being cut from the USA WC 2014 squad: People forget, for those of us not selected this summer to play in Brazil... -- beN Zed
- Landon Donovan just played his last match for the U.S. team. In other news, 75% of Americans are wondering who the hell he is. -- Jeff M. Albright
- Saying that he is America's best soccer player is like saying Bidoof is a good pokèmon. -- Jared Hohman
- Watching highlights of Landon Donovan from his last national team game is very upsetting. The end of an era. -- Brandon™
- He is a man all kids should look up too and want to be like. -- Jordan Hillmick
- He is god damn American hero. He will be missed. -- $CUMDOGMILLIONAIRE
- Why soccer sucks: Alex Henery hits a goal post and gets cut. Landon Donovan hits a goal post and it is the highlight of his game. "nuf said -- Jeff Rudy
- Its so sad to see a great american. Soccer player leave the game he loves. A true LegenD. Landon Donovan will be missed. -- Dan Sidman
- He is that one nigga in Call of Duty who hides in the corner with a shotgun to get his kill streaks -- dickbutt
- He isn't Kaka or anything, but...most goals and assists of any U.S. player in history is nothing to sneeze at. Kudos to him. -- BNDWGNS
- Guzan was really fooled on the goal but hands look sharp, clueless as to what a Morales brings to the table, and I will miss Landon Donovan. -- Bill Reno
- He is not a legend. Being the best player on the US soccer team is like being the smartest kid in summer school... -- Yojairo
- He is young to retire. -- Ramiro Angel Ortiz
- Who is Landon Donovan????? -- Chewbacca
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