Never be ashamed of having a crush on Les Claypool I'm a crusher
American, Singer (Famous from Primus)
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Why People Have A Crush On Les Claypool
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his bass playing, combined with his bare chest says it all -- skeeter
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He is a badass like wow -- Zachy
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Primus did not get weird enough for me last night! or maybe I just didn't get weird enough. he is still a godly being regardless -- Wake Up
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He is a god on bass. -- Gurrashpal Khakh
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My main takeaway from Day 3: he isn't human. -- Haley BeMiller
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It never gets old seeing Primus. he is still amazing and fun -- Brian Tacik
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Can hear Primus from my windows at the fest. Fuck yeah Les Claypool, my name is Mud. -- Dusty
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I played bass for a shit band who opened for the likes of PRIMUS. he is insane and talented. -- Hey Lolly Lolly
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So I sat next to Les Claypool -- Sean Moran
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He is the closest thing our generation has to a Frank Zappa. Discuss. -- wattznext
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Les claypool is a god damn mad man. -- Adrien BROdy
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He is inhuman -- ℂ∘(∂y/∂x)
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Yelawolf sampled/covered 'my name is mud' . No offense, but les Claypool is a better rapper. -- FEEZY
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Also he is the puppet ameismoxxie -- Everything Action
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Les Claypool (Primus) is so far from being a joke. Such a bass beast. He does work. -- Khaotic
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Primus is so good. Les claypool is a genius. -- A$aff Rocky
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He is a god and I'm stupid for not listening to Primus really ever. -- Bill Allison
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You can argue that Les Claypool or whoever is the best bass player ever, but I'm going with the dude who played the music for Seinfeld. -- Greg
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I came on here to say that Royal Blood are quite good but instead I want to say holy FUCK he is amazing -- Ash Collins
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He is a god. -- Bailey
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He is a damn genius -- yung peebug
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He is a genius -- Will Sozanski
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Geddy Lee, Les Claypool, and so many others don t exist without Jack Bruce. was so important to rock as we know it. Huge loss. -- Zach Bernard
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With that being said I have never seen someone play a bass like Les Claypool omfg -- Timmy T Turner
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Seriously. Watching Les Claypool play the bass is like watching Jesus turn water into wine. If you don't know who that is you have homework. -- Remy Ransom
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Seeing Primus and he is life changing -- Gerald Murray
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This week: talked w/ Stephan Jenkins, AJ Lee, Dave Grohl, felt a man's balls and he is calling today. Pretty good except for one. -- Rev. Mike Jones
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TRICK QUESTION BITCH. LES CLAYPOOL IS GOD. -- Luke Clingerman
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He is so good he literally just stands there -- eli
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He is going to metaphorically place his bass into my mind/brain and fuck it raw dog style tonight -- Sean Davies
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Cannot wait to download the new album when I get home. So stoked. he is a -- Jim Pica Photography
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Seriously what kind of drugs is Les Claypool doing & where can I get some. -- Scott
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The Primus/Willy Wonka album proves that he is Frank Zappa's kid. -- James Ellis
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He is the greatest bassist of all time! -- Todd Worley
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That fucking bass line, holy shit, it's so funky and right and goddamn, FUCK YOU LES CLAYPOOL, WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!?!?! -- Dylan Tracy
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I'd say he is the best bassist ever, but since he considers Rush a major influence, it's Geddy Lee instead. -- Alex Carlson
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Bruuuuuuuuuh, I fucking LOVE "My Name Is Mud"'s bass-line!! he is fucking monster! -- GORE-IAN WANDS
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Real talk: he is the best bassist ever. -- Lucas Rivarola
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Les claypool is quickly becoming one of my favorite musicians of all time. -- Sam-isms
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The new Primus record is so good. Les Claypool's Purmple Monkey Sooo Random All-Star Menagerie ft. ye Olde Tim Burton Carnival Players -- Pat Cosm-o-lantern
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He is one strange motherfucker. How could that much talent and that much weirdness exist simultaneously within a single person?? -- lil ghosty
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I love the story of Les Claypool not being hired by Metallica because he was "too good". -- Whniwsyrsndtrck
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He is on npr I'm an old -- Solar $400 Blender
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As vezes eu lembro que foi o Les Claypool quem compôs a abertura de South Park
e só penso ainda mais "uau ele é foda" -- Kindergarten
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Wyona's Big Brown Beaver. he is a genius. -- Ben Clarkson
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He is the greatest bassist of all time -- Bryce
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You know why Freebirds is dope? Cause so far Ive heard Fishbone, Les Claypool & old school Chili Peppers, while eating a burrito. -- Aryana
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...and yes I know he is a great bassist. Understood. Respect. Otherwise? Keep it. -- Jay Zawaski
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I wonder if les claypool is problematic.. he used a few slurs in his lyrics but i doubt that was to hurt anyone?? -- gae
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Bumping Drive By after Bumping Les Claypool solo material. Musical taste is so schizophrenic tastic! -- Pimp Ass Clown
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