Lorne Michaels

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• Lorne Michaels must have some serious dirt on NBC execs. What else can explain why SNL is still on? -- CHANTELLE JENKINS
• Fucc lorne michaels you suck and so does SNL too now... fuckin racist i know u hate black people... you suck motherfuccer. -- Joe Kidd
• One last dork thought on SNL; I am so lucky to live in a world in which he is the King of late night. -- Jennifer
• Is Lorne Michaels still with What's he up to these days? -- Michael Archer
• At this point Saturday Night Live is essentially the aftermath of a Lorne Michaels PBR and Taco Bell brunch. -- Kinda[drunk]Dim Kid
• Attention all fans: he is reairing all the old episodes every Saturday at 10pm in chronological order.Richard Pryor tonight -- Valerie Anne
• Not enough Bobby Moynahan. Too much fat girl. really would have been nice if Lorne Michaels had said a word about Pardo -- TC
• This is a terrible SNL. Was Lorne Michaels kidnapped? -- Dan Allan
• Cecily Strong's replacement is bombing. Not looking like a good move by Lorne Michaels. -- Jason whitis
• He is the ISIS of television. We surrender! -- Will Bozarth
• I'll never forget working Diagon Alley's media week and seeing Lorne Michaels. I wish I could've hugged him. I love SNL so much. -- WilkinMR
• As a Nerd American I do not appreciate being mocked. Gonna have a talk with Lorne Michaels about this Marvel sketch. -- Ol' QWERTY Bastard
• Lorne Michaels has been asleep at the wheel for a long time. This is brutal. -- Willie Rogers
• He is the patron saint of making people without Saturday night plans feel just a bit less desperately alone. -- Michael Arbeiter
• The advice I give most often is: Build a bridge to the next thing. When it s solid enough, walk across it. - Lorne Michaels, -- The Fictionals
• I ve always considered it strange that Lorne Michaels, famous hater of improv on SNL, recruited talent so heavily from improv troupes. -- Rainier Wolfcastle
• "I was the Lorne Michaels of my high school. It ended up just being me doing a sketch ripped from last week's SNL"Chris Pratt -- Emily Erwin
• Derek Jeter must be so nervous, he is watching. -- Lauren Reeves
• Is Lorne Michaels a real fairytale or a fake fairyreal? -- The Amazing Henry
• Lorne Michaels said SNL is "taking a turn" yeah.. in the wrong direction -- Shanaynay
• Is someone effing with me or has season started already? Didn't someone just win the Lorne Michaels Cup, like, two weeks ago? -- Jason Langendorf
• He is the greatest talent scout ever. -- Safe
• Man fuck nasim pedrad or wtf is up w nasim pedrad or fart ass snl ass fart fart (kisses lorne michaels) -- sean
• Oh. TIL lorne michaels produced Mean Girls. good lord, he really is Tina Fey's godfather. -- RainRani
• Hi, Lorne Michaels? This is State Farm. We d like to dust off every hit character from the 90s era. -- JP Toto
• is shockingly bad now. Wtf is Lorne Michaels smoking? -- avi
• I owe so much to Lorne Michaels. -- GEORGIA
• Is Lorne Michaels on snap chat? I have a few characters I'd like to have him see but have no proof of. -- Ele Woods
• Seriously. Who is the musical guest? I can't believe Lorne Michaels signed off on this. -- Jeni Armstrong
• Very surprising that Lorne Michaels let The Replacements play on The Tonight Show this week. Weren't they banned from SNL? -- Colin Mahns
• Seriously how is Colin Jost still on Weekend Update? Did he blackmail Lorne Michaels or just suck his dick a shit ton? -- Warren Porter
• Rob Ford is too sick to run for mayor but not sick enough to run for councillor. In the words of Lorne Michaels - "riiiiiiiiight". -- Markus T
• Ya know the question Which celebrity you'd like to have dinner with?My choice is Lorne Michaels. My dead dog is funnier than SNL -- Yummy
• Lorne Michaels, last guy I thought would be so worried about being politically correct. The Not Ready For Primetime Players feel betrayed. -- Dave Haase
• Really!? Really!? Lorne Michaels, it's foolish to remove the awesomely talented from Weekend Update. -- Alison Deyette
• The fact that everyone agrees Cecily Strong should not have been replaced but instead the other anchor, is saying something, Lorne Michaels! -- Emily Hernandez
• Apparently my girlfriend just randomly killed it at Second City in Chicago. I expect a call from Lorne Michaels sometime very soon. -- Sean Hutchinson
• Lorne Michaels, since you're still not getting it... Colin Jost isn't funny. -- Nate
• If he is looking for new writers for SNL, he should hire whoever writes those hilarious skits on rapper albums! What a HOOT! -- Bobby Kerr
• He is the executive producer of everything -- Ryan Stickel
• He is such a cutie -- Georgie Cunningham
• Damn. Hobbit: Five Armies run is over, and I missed it. This is like Lorne Michaels always scheduling a pop act, I just quit trying... -- Brian Thomas Gerlach
• Guys he is reading all of your Columbus Day jokes so make sure to read them again before commenting!!! -- Darn MarcAvoy
• I don t know if he is just losing it, or he s ready to retire, but not ready to lose the paycheck. -- Yarr, Sea (FoO)
• He is clearly letting a 16yr old girl choose musical guests this year. -- faini
• I'm convinced Lorne Michaels has no idea that Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett's videos are airing. This is not Lorne-approved stuff. -- Jack Read
• I love Megan Mullally and I love her even more for telling Lorne Michaels about how fantastic Bill Hader is! -- #YesAllWomen
• Watching on is breaking my heart. Can't he come back yet? Come on, Lorne Michaels. Get him back! -- Candice Cassandra
• Lorne michaels is father -- ☆Mercury Child☆
• Oh, "Love Is A Dream" made me cry a little. I'm sure losing all these people isn't easy for Lorne Michaels. But well done. -- YourComicMuse

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