I have a crush on M C Hammer and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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Rapper, entrepreneur, actor (Famous from U Can`t Touch This, Too Legit To Quit, Hammer Time!, Parachute Pants)

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Bless everyone in this Jamba Juice not too cool to visibly show they enjoy "U Can't Touch This" by M.C. Hammer. -- Jennifer de Guzman
Walking in the street down university because some asshole decided 4pm is a great time to water the quad -- ᗰᗩЯУ ᑕ⚙ℓℓᎥƎЯ
Aladdin's character is based on three celebrities: Tom Cruise's face, Michael J Fox's personality and M.C Hammer's clothes! -- Shea
Early day and back to watch the masters!! -- Marshall Cihak
Omg m/c/hammer is following darren. lol what -- gizmo
M.C. Hammer should've made the last song about butts. Now it's like every single artist out there is trying to make butt songs -- Lukas' cool tweets
That's it! I'm not being friends with 'M.C Hammer' ever again! ...Round his house, he never let's me touch anything! -- Chris Watts
I really hate going shopping with M.C Hammer. He won't let me touch anything. -- Gaz

Am I the only one who thinks that M.C. Hammer is great music to code by? -- David Stein
Do you think Benedict's ring tone is U can't touch this by M.C. Hammer ? -- chany．//
1995 - M.C. Hammer played a benefit in Moscow for Russian Prime Minister Viktor Chernomyrdin's political party, Our Home Is Russia. -- Jammin 99.9
Served in the navy, iconic 80's rapper, Reverend, and gave until was broke. Damn it M.C. Hammer, stop making yourself so loveable. -- David Richey
Tswift you really need an acting coach but I applaud you for the male Versace models and red bottoms -- MC
M.C Hammer didn't promote a song called "Mullet time". Mullet your time is up. -- Brandon,BrandomIdeas
Someone needs to tell M C Hammer that nobody really wanted to touch it anyway -- dirty mcgullicutty
I bet going to M.C. Hammer's house would be so annoying. He wouldn't let you touch anything. -- Blake Houston
Discovered my dog is a secret M.C. Hammer fan. Or at least really likes my Hammer Dance. Or likes me looking like a deranged crustacean. -- neutralforce
Is this the show that had m.c. hammer and psy? -- sav thor stan-malik
Hold up hold up hold up hold up Say what You thought I meant rapping like M.C hammer what I'm really talking about is wrapping like Santa -- it's my birthday
Awwww bless their little Grundies, the Ink video is so blooming spiffing i could just do a lil M C Hammer dance i'm that proud!!! -- Rose Iris
Hold up hold up hold up hold up Say what You thought I meant rapping like M.C hammer what I'm really talking about is wrapping like Santa -- jai please/ ily
Este black friday me agarro mas quebrada que M.C Hammer -- Irias.Alonzo
10. U Can't Touch This - M C Hammer -- NowPlayingEchnatonFM
I just watched an hour-long documentary on M.C. Hammer. Thanks internet. -- Mike Walker

THATS IT! I NEED M.C HAMMER PARACHUTE PANTS IN ORDER TO KEEP MY GAINS! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW -- Uncle Pasta
The jogger sweatpants some of you dudes are wearing crack me up, they look like M.C. Hammer's shuffle pants -- Lundy
S/O to da homie M.C. Hammer Hammer dont hurt them -- Trak Lejend
How do I tell Leyla I'm abandoning our M.C. Hammer and Sickle costume to be a Russian spy -- ash
Wanna Be The Man - Earth Wind & Fire Feat. M.C. Hammer / Heritage -- exkd_mbot
Dear iTunes: if I click on debbie Gibson Id prefer m c hammer not to play! Yes folks I'm old schooling it! -- Fearron najberg
Going M....C...Hammer.... -- Shalycee Antionette
El primer CD que compré en fué el de M.C. Hammer. ¡Ah verdad!, ¿Gané? XD -- Open Mind
U Can't Touch This by M.C. Hammer -- theQ Now Playing
Unlike M.C. Hammer, I'm just legit enough to quit. -- Peter Kelly
M.C. Hammer - Have You Seen Her -- Elevate247
U Cant touch this // m.c hammer -- amrsydn_
Roy Jones and his M.C. Hammer tuxedos -- Beanz of SFPL
I bet M.C. Hammer would let a lot more people touch him these days. -- Uncle Kermit
Los mejores u2/ m.c.hammer/michael Jordán/ floid/jackson/metálica/ Cristiano Ronaldo/ los demás son segundones/ no hay quien me pueda replic -- macrobus
M.C. Hammer Toss -- Elise D
Siapa teroris yang suka pakai celana gombrong dan sulit disentuh? NOORDIN M C HAMMER -- Makassar Aksesoris
Martha Stewart broke? Or m.c. Hammer broke?....M.C. HAMMER BROKE -- Dajion
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. -- Chuck Norrisisms
Come on m.c. hammer time play fair rosberg were watching you no help tomoz massa. Come on lewis -- mark mather
Quote: "I don't know M.C. Escher, but I know M.C. Hammer." Can't make this stuff up folks. -- Isaac A. Boucher
M.C. Hammer f/ VMF- Sultry Funk -- Andy Brooks
2 LEGIT TO QUIT by M.C. HAMMER on Old School 94.5! -- OldSchool94.5 On Air
Ugh I'm a boy off the block playing stick ball of the wall with that money bag on deck. Stoop hot with that m.c Hammer collect 718 -- Nicky
And I know M.c. Hammer gonna fuck some shit up for these new cats in the industry who think it's been so sweet....no ZPhiB -- The Smart Nobody
Trades and rumors with the A's, IMO, are surprising. The rest of the team needs to worry if M.C. Hammer is signed as a batboy. -- Tony Tino