Never be ashamed of having a crush on Malcolm Gets I'm a crusher
American, Actor (Famous from Grey Gardens)
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Malcolm Gets is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Malcolm Gets
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Is the girl from 21 Jump Street the same one who Malcolm gets with on the pool table in ? -- Ollie Miller
- The Malcolm In The Middle episode where Malcolm gets a girlfriend/ Francis is in jail is so good, Francis' bit is so good -- Liam.
- Celticfc: 77' Saved on the line from Bailly after Malcolm gets a header from a Stranraer corner. -- Carlo Scappaticci
- 77' Saved on the line from Bailly after Malcolm gets a header from a Stranraer corner. -- Celtic Football Club
- Malcolm gets a job on a Boston-New York train where he soon becomes dazzled with the idea of the Harlem lifestyle. -- Melissa Purcell
- When ppl say "ima do it for lil saint" cracks me up bc I know how mad Malcolm gets when ppl say that -- Kait
- Malcolm gets mauled at one end and no foul but then Illini get called for tic tac foul. Unbelievable -- Logan VanDeWostine
- When ppl say "ima do it for lil saint" cracks me up bc I know how mad Malcolm gets when ppl say that -- Kait
- It's not rocket science...good stuff happens when Malcolm gets to the rim -- RDPinRVA
- This guy Malcolm gets so much more play than me -- SirNatra
- I hate the scene when Brother Malcolm gets shot, in front of his wife and kids, that shit was too sad -- LeVondrious
- "So you're gonna almost hit on her?" Malcolm gets me. -- Chillby
- See this is why Malcolm gets on my nerves -- Zamariya'Nicole
- If Malcolm gets reelected I think I would cry then drop out & then cry some more bc I had no choice but to drop out -- Lillye Reilly
- Malcolm gets himself in an even worse situation with harder drugs and starts stealing and scamming people, he brings his brother(1) -- Emma Sungela
- Seeing how excited Malcolm gets when I come home can make my day better no matter how shitty work was -- Trevor
- 20 mins gone, AC Oulu's Malcolm gets a through pass, but gk blocks it. Ruokangas tries to reach the ball, but puts it over. -- JS Hercules
- Malcolm gets bitches -- Dragon
- Malcolm gets a much needed goal for Buffalo, makes it 18-14. -- ILWT
- SMFH this nigga Malcolm gets bitches -- Black Fabio
- Do u know how in Malcolm in the Middle each season Malcolm gets less cute and more ugly ? That's what's happening to me -- jessica
- Yo aquí feliz porque Malcolm Gets y acabo de darme cuenta cómo va a terminar esto. -- Lexell Cassini
- I know I'm gonna cry when Malcolm gets jumped that's what happens right? Im ridden with anxiety -- Calypso
- Malcolm gets his 6th double double of the year 21 and 10. -- Ahmed
- I can't wait until Malcolm gets a French bulldog. Ahhhhhhh. My heart is melting just thinking about it -- Sáng
- The ep of malcolm in the middle when malcolm gets drunk w this girl + she wants to have sex but he leaves bc that's taking advantage yeS -- smol egg
- I am aggressively following everyone in the Middle where Malcolm gets a car and things on it constantly breaks? -- Nugget of Wisdom
- Malcolm gets teary on TV over Indigenous loss; Bill signs up Pat Dodson into the senate. BAMWHAT. -- Foo Meister
- 1st question about Sth China sea - Malcolm and the Singapore leader both hand it to each other. Malcolm gets it an waffles. LOL -- jill
- Malcolm gets to many favorites he's not even funny -- k10
- If Malcolm gets this job -- Vannii♉️
- I'm beginning to think Malcolm gets fashion advice from Magnus.... -- Isabelle Lightwood
- Malcolm gets mad when I hit him too hard. Lol -- Hannah Dickey
- Monday - Friday I fight my self to get up out of bed for work, Saturday rolls around, Malcolm gets up for work.. And I'm wide awake -- Texas
- When Malcolm gets his hair cut I want to lick him afterwards -- Cy
- I wonder if Malcolm gets home after a long day, puts on a Ricky Ricardo voice and says "Lucy, I've got some mansplaining to do!" -- BT
- Can't wait till Malcolm gets his house so whenever I need a break from everybody I can just disappear -- lissa
- Awk i ca wait till malcolm gets home just so i can get a munch, be lazy & get cuddles -- caroline
- Peter Dullard says Tony Abbott is working hard for the Turmoil Govt to be Re-Elected IF MALCOLM GETS BACK IN ABBOTT WILL KNIFE HIM -- Allan Green
- Malcolm gets as he cuts aid -- Dave
- To spend my own money or wait till Malcolm gets off work to slid his card -- Le'Shell S.
- HAHAHA MALCOLM GETS SAND BLOWN IN HIS FACE -- 4 A BETTER AUSTRALIA
- I hope Malcolm gets what's coming to him. -- ★♪Moriah D.♪★
- Malcolm gets jealous when i talk to other people about candles -- Xavy Perez
- I HOPE THIS MALCOLM GETS WHAT HE DESERVES -- Cheri
- I hope Malcolm gets what he deserves! -- Marilyn McFadden
- Malcolm gets so mad when I even mention cutting my hair -- hales
- Finding Malcolm Gets news -- Rin Jones
- If Malcolm gets underway it could be his main legacy as PM, apart from re-igniting class warfare. -- Earthquack
- Malcolm gets girls he's the son -- sam ☾
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