Never be ashamed of having a crush on Marc Staal I'm a crusher
Canadian ice hockey player (Famous from New York Rangers)
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Rated by - He is the better Staal. But im glad none of them are on my team. Whine, whine, whine -- CapsHockeyCult
- If marc staal is named captain he will wear the C on his eye patch -- Romelu Lamoriello
- My convo of the night. Dude: Is Marc Staal on the roster? Me: No because he plays for the Rangers (...to be continued) -- Esbee
- Anyone else get a flashback to the Marc Staal play? I hope Goodrow is okay. -- Nick
- Who the fuck does Marc Staal think he is asking for 6+ a year? Lmao -- #Dixon
- I just really love marc staal and dan girardi okay -- demon!nicole
- LOLOL, wonder if Isles fans are still gonna shit on the Marc Staal contract when Boychuk's is bigger and longer -- Kenny Belvin
- He is a bad person -- #1 Draft Pick
- Marc Staal jumped on top of Ovechkin so he wouldn't collide with Talbot head on. What a smart move. Cheers, Mr. Staal. -- Every NYR Goal
- Marc Staal's favorite place to play (assuredly MSG doesn't count or he WANTS you to think it doesn't) is the Coliseum <3 -- Nashville Assassins
- "The Islanders sucked for my first 7 years so I love playing here." -Marc Staal.. Basically -- G.I. Dro
- So he is actually trying to play defense and no one else was .... -- nyr too hot 2 yandle
- have 35 shots so far--7 by Rick Nash, 5 by Marc Staal--still tied 1-1 under 8 minutes to play -- Demetre hunter
- I love marc staal... so much,,, a giant ginger beauty,, what a good bird -- pasha
- "We are a very confident and resilient team and we are as confident as ever tonight"- Marc Staal -- New York Rangers
- Marc staal is still in the show ?? Lmao -- Connor Ackerman
- Coburn is one of the most overrated defenseman in the league. And he is no doubt giving him a run for that title -- Burke ⚛
- Marc Staal's slash on Kucherov > PK Subban's slash on Mark Stone ..so, that's that -- Nick Alberga
- I always laugh when the Rangers get a powerplay because he is on their team -- Dan Knightly
- I hate Marc Staal so much, no idea why -- Josh
- MARC STAAL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU -- Mats Zuccarello
- In a not an unusual occurrence, he is in the penalty box -- Ryan D. Price
- How many crippling penalties is Marc Staal gonna take in this series? -- Johnny Pavia
- TB to the power play as he is sent to the box for holding the stick at 13:03 of the 1st period. -- Down the FrozenRiver
- Johnson is the new Crosby. People abuse him but nothing is called for it. Cue Marc Staal. -- Cassy
- So yeah, I still think that at some point this season it's going to be Marc Staal's turn. And then again, and again. -- Adam Herman
- I hate marc staal. I go with everyone is serious gold. Lol let me with the brave sacrifices. -- Tweet Purée
- Kinda surprised he isn't getting some criticism. Two bad penalties, one led to a goal...and a bit of a lazy play on the first goal. -- Brian
- "Psst...he isn't very good" -- Papa Bear
- Marc Staal - $6 mil a year for above average - but not great - defense and 1 point in the playoffs. So yeah, well worth the $. -- Dillon Payne
- I really dont know whos worse marc staal or jt miller and im oblivious as to why miller plays on the powerplay hes a scrub -- Chris Oseback
- Marc staal is such an idiot. why do u have to take useless penalties? -- James Benvenga
- Marc staal is having a great series *sarcasm* -- Ben DiPietro
- Shouldn't Tampa Bay be the ones paying Marc Staal at this point? I mean seriously -- alexa jae
- Marc Staal sure is good at being in the way -- Jamie Vidal
- I hate Marc Staal. Was yelled at by a fellow Ranger fan for my negativity toward him last game. That friend isn't here now. Staal sucks. -- Ryan Maloney
- He is a fucking moron -- lauren
- Goodness he is having an awful series. -- Barkin Crandon
- Marc Staal being in your top 4 is enough to tell us we werent gonna be that great this year -- Chris
- Crazy stat: he is a team worst -7 +\- -- NY Rangers News
- Really bad things tend to happen when marc staal takes a penalty. -- Tatiana Maria
- He is very not good... -- Dawson MacMillan
- Marc Staal's beard is the most ginger thing to ever exist -- ㅤ
- He is so ginger. -- M. Leigh
- I don't understand how he is an aggressive ginger and Jordan Staal is like an albino. It's very confusing. -- Amber Lee
- He is a terrible Dman. -- Miller
- Is Marc Staal playing as a forward? -- Craig
- I think you miss Marc Staal big time on the PK when he is out. Very evident last night. Nothing to do with power play being so bad though. -- Jimbo
- NY Rangers LW Rick Nash (groin) is probable, D Nick Holden (personal) is questionable & D Marc Staal (concussion) is doubtful vs. Toronto. -- FreePlaysPicks
- He is going through concussion protocol and is considered day-to-day -- NYR Zone (28-14-1)
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