Never be ashamed of having a crush on Marcin Gortat I'm a crusher
Polish basketball player
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Rated by - He is the 1st Wizards player with at least 30 Pts & 15 Reb in a playoff game since Moses Malone in 1987. -- Numbers Never Lie
- He is EATING tonight. -- SportsNation
- He is outrebounding the Pacers 16-15 -- ESPN Stats & Info
- He is making Roy Hibbert look like Roy Hibbert, which is a major insult to Roy Hibbert. -- NOT NBA Tonight
- Uh, Wizards center he is 13-of-15 for 31 points and 16 rebounds, early 4Q. This is happening. -- InsideHoops.com NBA
- At the end of the 3rd quarter, he is out-rebounding the Pacers 16-15 BY HIMSELF. -- NBA Central
- Per Elias, Marcin Gortat's 86.7 FG% is the highest in NBA history by a player with 30 points/15 rebounds in a playoff game. -- Adam Vingan
- So much for Marcin Gortat getting dominated again. He's not going into free agency with a whimper. -- Tim MacMahon
- Just learned that he is a Sacha Baron Cohen character. Amazing. -- Austen
- I asked Marcin Gortat what his take away is from the season. He said for the team...look at Beal and Wall we all watched them become men -- Dianna Marie Russini
- And he is Heaven sent -- Jackson
- Is it me or does Marcin Gortat resemble an evil sorcerer !!!! Lol -- AntLo
- Bradley Beal crying on Marcin Gortat's shoulder is how Washington's season ended. Congrats for a great run -- Davide Chinellato
- John Wall is 23, Bradley Beal is 20, he is 30, and Trevor Ariza is 28. That is all. -- Liam Hogan
- Marcin Gortat's Instagram page is the best -- Jack M Benun
- Mostly happy the Pacers won just so I will no longer see Marcin Gortat's face -- Zach Kerr
- Nice season for the Wizards. he is gonna make some serious dough this summer. -- Matt Langone
- He is still the GOAT -- Logan Tennis
- Is the "MARCIN GORTAT IS WACKY" story the new "BILL MURRAY APPEARS..." ? -- WzzzzzzzNtzzzzzzzzzz
- Manu ginobili is my favorite basketball player of all time so it is disturbing that his look this season is "marcin gortat's sickly brother" -- Doak
- MARCIN GORTAT THE ONLY ONE FIGHTING FOR REBOUNDS, WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY ELSE AT. SORRY ASS NIGGAS MANN -- Rïcky B Dä Lëfty
- Marcin Gortat doesn't even know what year it is man -- Chopolo
- Contemplating between a Marcin Gortat or Goran Dragic shirsey. So you know, life's tough choices. -- Ben E Strehlow
- He is such an unorthodox player. He weirds me out. -- Goner
- Thats really sad when he is the best player who wears number 4 -- Christian
- Samuel Dalembert is on pace to block the remainder of Marcin Gortat's preseason games. -- Randy Cruz
- Why the hell is Marcin Gortat coming at Jahlil Okafor? -- Anthony
- Washington's he is called for a personal foul, and then picks up a technical foul. -- Indiana Pacers
- What is Marcin Gortat's hairstyle even -- carlo miguel
- Some people need to realize that they're too old for mowhawks. he is one of these people. -- Capt Georg Von Trapp
- Marcin gortat is a street fighter character -- Jason
- Wtf is Marcin Gortat's hair? -- r
- He is probably my favorite DC athlete of all time just based on quotes alone -- Jason Oringher
- Paul Pierce is on the Wizards? And Marcin Gortat has a mohawk? I have missed out on a lot. -- Dudicle of Doom
- He is 2-for-2 on tip-ins. If this was 21, everyone would have 0. -- Hoop District
- Logan is defending a 7 footer that went 0-6 against Marcin Gortat. -- Aubrey Davis
- MARCIN GORTAT IS THE EPITOME OF A POLAK ON PRIMETIME. LOOK AT THAT HAIR. THAT SHIT WAS HOT 6 YEARS AGO. -- WALA
- This is my first time watching the Wiz this year. Marcin Gortat has a mohawk? Very excited for Friday. -- Eric Koreen
- He is the only cat in the NBA who looks right with a Mohawk. -- L. Brothers Media
- This overtime period is really going to reduce how much time Marcin Gortat has to commit ethnic cleansing tonight. -- Jeff (BPredict)
- How ugly is Marcin Gortat ? -- Jeff Samra
- Marcin Gortat has a mohawk that is as scary as Marcin Gortat -- Sam_Scinta
- Marcin Gortat making a string of post moves to Fancy over the PA system is amazing and I need the GIF immediately -- K. Chris Cornell
- Marcin Gortat really breaking racial barriers here as the first Polish dude with a Mohawk. -- patrick
- Today is the last day of All-Star voting. Marcin Gortat Today is the last time you have to do it this season. -- Bullets Forever
- He is the best center in the league -- Aang
- Never thought I'd say this. Marcin Gortat can pull off the fauxhawk. And Scholar is still a greasy bastard, Not the good kind of greeeeasy -- Ian Davis
- So this is my first time seeing Marcin Gortat this year... I really thought he was bald all of these years. Now he has a Mohawk? Huh -- Chris McClain
- He is my least favorite wizard by far. -- OJ $imp$on
- He is awesome, lol -- Jordan Pederson
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