Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mario Chalmers I'm a crusher
American basketball player
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Mario Chalmers is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mario Chalmers
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - He is clearly better than Ben McClemore. -- SHUKC
- Hey, that "Mario Chalmers" guy is pretty good.... -- Numbers Don't
- Dion Waiters is the new Mario Chalmers -- Nolan Gerrity
- Dion waiters is the mario chalmers of this year's cavs -- Alex Hancock
- Kyrie is a lot better than Mario Chalmers.. *sigh* -- Future Magic Writer
- Oh no Dion is gonna turn into our Mario Chalmers -- Nathan Young
- Montee Ball is the Broncos version of Mario Chalmers -- Jason Anderson
- So far I've seen a Kobe jersey, Rudy Gay's raptor jersey, and now Mario Chalmers'. What is going on -- henry
- MARIO CHALMERS JUST ISN'T THAT GOOD. -- vincent rice
- One thing is for sure not an OPNION, he is GOAT -- Ceez
- He is the worst player in the nba -- Dru kuxhausen
- And he is sooo short -- Baby Morgaan⚽️
- Mario Chalmers' FG% at the rim is higher than Magic's. He's a better shooter than Magic and a better defender. Chalmers>Magic Johnson -- Shaq Jr
- For Mario Chalmers to not even be a superstar he gets a LOT of slack, and most of it is not even warranted -- Julius V. Sudds
- He is garbage -- JJ
- This nigga Mario chalmers said Lebron been holdin him back now that he is gone he can shine wtf lmao this nigga is too cocky bout himself -- Thespecial
- I love Mario Chalmers and his girl Paige. They're so cute. -- J. Janaé
- Mario Chalmers really said Lebron was holding him back. Oh man, Lebron probably laughed his new & improved hairline off after he heard that -- Ned Slanders
- Mario chalmers is delusional... -- Amir Afshar
- He is a bad choice. -- Holden
- Niggas really re-signed Mario Chalmers smfh -- cornball brother
- Mario Chalmers averages more points than Michael Jordan on game 7's of the finals.. You're telling me Jordan is better than Chalmers? -- Jose
- Lmaaao Grantland article: Is Dion Waiters the new Mario Chalmers?....if that ain't disrespect -- Randall Swonningham
- Mario Chalmers girlfriend is bad ass fuuucccckkkk!!!!! -- Brisco
- Tony Brothers is one of the few refs bad enough to get fooled by Mario Chalmers. Everyone else got the memo -- Ethan Strauss
- Jimmy Wilson is like a less talented Mario Chalmers. So many boneheaded plays. -- Adam Kuperstein
- LeBron in Me Myself and Irene, but he is the Father and he went and joined the Cavs and lost tons of weight but acted "normal" -- Heberto
- Lane Kiffin is the Mario Chalmers of football coaches. -- Downtown Terry Brown
- Haha the funniest shit is when people call lil durk Mario chalmers -- Cocaine Slushy
- Mario chalmers is winnin -- V M
- Mario chalmers girl is BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL -- dominique
- Why is Mario Chalmers still in the NBA? -- King Nov.27th
- We're in a world where Derrick Rose and Mario Chalmers have very similar stats.. -- Justin
- Riley Cooper Is the Mario Chalmers of the Eagles -- No Strings
- He is Lowkey balling this year he didn't like that shade he got all last year especially in the playoffs -- SC/Kik: x_StokeyBoy
- He is ranked 20th in the past 14 days. He is shooting 50% FG, 85% FT. He's a must-start while Wade is out. -- Fantasy BB Crew
- The Knicks JR Smith is like the Heat Mario Chalmers .. We all have that Love/Hate relationship for them lol -- pissed Heat fan
- Dion Waiters is Lebron's new Mario Chalmers. -- Matt Trish
- Mario chalmers is garbage -- RC2
- He is a future hall of famer -- Ryan Teddy Kelley
- So yall saying durk don't look like Mario Chalmers? -- Gucci
- Is Mario Chalmers turning into Dwyane Wade?? Rio is a different player this year -- Santiago Teodoro
- He is putting up a lot of points this season -- Butta
- Mario chalmers really been stepping up -- #LBE Man
- I want mario chalmers head so i can hang it in my room -- ➰
- He is way better than I gave him credit for. I will take my L for all the shit I've talked about him the last 5 years lmao -- Jules
- Mario chalmers is the worst right now man I count 3 air balls .. -- 〽Leek'
- The real Lineup of Death is Mario Chalmers, Lance Stephenson, Matt Barnes, Zach Randolph, and Chris Andersen. -- John Martin
- Everyone is leaving Mario Chalmers off of the crazy list as if he wasn't having his postgame interviews inside a broom closet this year -- Anthony Sain
- He is gonna get yelled at even more now Lmaooo -- Brittney
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