Mario

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• The first few months of a baby's life is crucial and so it's important that your baby sees either mum or dad playing Mario Kart. -- David Hughes
• Mario Balotelli, nervously watching on, desperately hoping there's not much injury time so he can get out on the lash -- Paddy Power
• Know how everything was better when you were little ? Well now being chopped makes everything better lmao food,movies,people etc -- October 26th
• So the guys just have casual dinners with Mario Batali how cool of them -- Lexi
• Mario: Darn good Shulk: didn't really like him Samus: Good Dr. Mario: AMAZING ROBIN: eh... -- AbdulAziz
• Be yourself, Live your dreams, Go after what you want. There are only so many chances. If you want it, go get it! -- _Mario_Teguh_ID
• Mario Cart until 2 am is always a good idea until the next morning -- Ryan V
• On loan Divock Origi is making Mario Balotelli look like a mistake at Anfield. Too early to say that but still.. -- Ninad Bapat
• Você sumiu " eu estava aqui o tempo todo só você não viu " sjabjabajahajusjsi -- Mario Rener
• Wow shit my new crush who looks like mario maurer has a korean gf fml -- 鹿cifer
• All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her. -- greta butler
• Convinced Jacqui to skip class so we can play Mario kart! -- Rachel Rossetti
• Vou ser sincero que comprei um console só pra jogar Star Fox, Zelda, Mario Kart e Mario Land. -- Gustavo Kawamoto
• You voted joint Non Performers so far Yaya & Mad Mario Now Top 3 Performing as advertised? -- Rodney Marsh
• I'm so hungry he is taking so long -- Miri ♍️
• But seriously, Rosalina is a mom who still gets to go on adventures a la 3D World SHE IS CLEARLY THE BEST MARIO CHARACTER -- Alexis Long
• I've been playing as Mario so much in the demo in order to practice as the doc... They're so much more different than I expected! -- Kevin
• Childish Gambino is straight fire -- Mario Ceras
• She's also Mario (her other half) & didnt want to be embarrassed so she took it away but Rose aka Yadi said if she doesnt go thru with it -- I_am_Belle_Cabrera
• Saw video game kid and we were walking and I was like "so u like vid games u like Mario kart u wanna play Mario kart" and he said maybe jfc -- kidgoose
• And let's not start wit Mario Kart....I promise you MK8 is the most competitive racing game to date -- P. Sensei
• I would cry so hard if Dr Mario has justa giant hoax to troll me -- Peter Franko
• So Hyun menjadi model di MV Mario -- Shin Yoonjo (신윤조)
• College is probably the most expensive way to get really good at Mario Kart. -- Breakr
• Wadney is the women who remind me That I am loved. Fearless. Strong. Capable. But still, so soft. And I am a brother. -- King Mario Official™
• We are an exclusive UK stockists of the Mario Carelli range so if you need to buy or hire you can contact us on 08454551043 -- TSCCL
• Hi dear Mario, so cute Happy Monday :))) -- Posie
• Wtf why is the super mario bros underground theme playing on the radio -- /id/Misteroe
• *watching bayern vs some random club* *saw Mario gotze in possession for bayern* You: is gotze from bayern? NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK??? -- timothy
• I /hate/ anime and I don't really play video games BUT if there's Mario I am so there because he is bae. -- sad(eem)
• Solide zu spät ins Training kommen. Wie weiland so'n Mario Basler. Nur ohne krassen Schlitten. -- Valentina Hirsch
• Kids nowadays be like "What is mario?" -- M&M
• Wednesdays are my fave cuz my first class is 2:30 so i can sleep in :) -- Raph
• Not to mention whatever that situation is with patriotic picnic mario -- bug diary.
• Finalmente!!! Comunque questo "So Mario" è davvero divertente :pp ps. Buona fortuna a tutte!! -- •Niall's laugh•
• Bom dia! ((No ar))Pediu Tocou com Mario Augusto.Participe aqui pelo comment. A Rádio que é só Sucesso é tudo de Bom! -- estradarealfm
• If you don't think the music for Mario Party is some of the tightest shit ever, that's perfectly okay, but I'd have to disagree with you. -- Anthony Wolf #335
• Every time I've done something that doesn't feel right, it's ended up not being right ~Mario Cuomo -- Louise Cardon
• Super Mario teaches to Grow Up and Get a life. And your princess is probably somewhere else. -- Carl Angelo ಠ_ಠ
• Mario Kart Wii is the best selling racing game of all time -- Tech Facts
• The smothered so that the attainment as respects headman mario bros: FzCrKEB -- DanielHazel
• Mario been tooling for so long -- NV
• Desire is the key to motivation, but it s determination and commitment to your goal that will attain the success you seek. - Mario Andretti -- Francis Santana
• My schedule is just ridiculous -- M
• I've bought a Dark Pit figurine. Where did my life go so wrong? -- Josh Whittington
• "If everything is under control, you are going too slow." -- Mario Andretti -- David Westlake
• Most days I wish the morning commute was more like Mario kart so you can throw shells and banana peels at other cars who are crappy drivers -- KConns5
• Por cierto, acabo de descubrir en la demo que aparentemente SpikedFair>UpAir>SpikedFair con mario is a thing -- Joshua
• Mario look so stupid -- krysieO's
• All I honestly wanna do is watch movies with my girlfriend -- Mare-o

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