Mark Gastineau

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American football player (Famous from New York Jets defensive line)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating why do y'all have Michael Strahan below Mark Gastineau for the sacks in a seasons record? --
  • 5 star rating Nailed it. Mark Gastineau, Round Valley? --
  • 5 star rating Mark Gastineau, Round Valley? --
  • 2 star rating You just mentioned Mark Gastineau - imagine what sort of firestorm HE would create in this day & age! --
  • 3 star rating 97 has the worst sack celebration dance ever...like Mark Gastineau awful --
  • 1 star rating Great Pull Leaf Auto Jersey's JETS NEW YOUR SACK EXCHANGE JOE KLECKO, ABDUL SALAAM, MARTY LYONS, MARK GASTINEAU --
  • 5 star rating Mark Gastineau x Converse (1987) --
  • 3 star rating my dad lived there I've lived in CT closer to NY. Mark Gastineau was my guy --
  • 3 star rating Growing up, we used to see Joe Klecko and Mark Gastineau in the video store. --
  • 1 star rating Leonard Little Alonzo Spellman Gene Atkins Jim Dunaway Lawrence Phillips Chris Terry Mark Gastineau Darrell Russell --
  • 1 star rating If JJ Watt had a cool sack dance, he could be as famous as Mark Gastineau. Maybe that's what that dreadful commercial is for? --
  • 4 star rating How I Dominated the CFL by Mark Gastineau and Chad Johnson --
  • 5 star rating People hated guys like Mark Gastineau and The Boz but they were really trail blazers for what the eventually became. Entertainment. --
  • 3 star rating I'll go put my Mark Gastineau shirt on if they win, and that's a genuine antique now :-) --
  • 2 star rating And c'mon Chiefs. Do the Jets still have Mark Gastineau? Is he still dating that dudette from Rocky IV? --
  • 5 star rating JJ Watt channeling is inner Mark Gastineau. --
  • 5 star rating Just walked by former New York Jet great Mark Gastineau on 51st Street on my way to picking up dinner. Only saw the tail end of his career --
  • 3 star rating There has to be a therapy group somewhere for fans of this team, right? Run by Mark Gastineau? --
  • 5 star rating I love me some Joey Bosa, but that was Mark Gastineau type of stupid. Can't do it... --
  • 1 star rating And being honest I hate freakshow acts in boxing and that is exactly what this is....it's Too Tall Jones, Mark Gastineau, etc --
  • 2 star rating Viking beat the Jets for the first time since 1975. Mark Gastineau couldn't even grow a mustache in 1975. --
  • 5 star rating Moore has a Mark Gastineau esq sack dance --
  • 4 star rating Haven't heard Mark Gastineau's name today. Good job O line. --
  • 4 star rating - bingo: Saw a dude wearing a Mark Gastineau jersey at TCF... --
  • 3 star rating Old enough to remember when Mark Gastineau was the only one celebrating over non-scoring plays. --
  • 1 star rating This heart of Dallas bowl should be called the mullet bowl. Some of these guys would make Mark Gastineau and Bob Gold jealous. --
  • 5 star rating Why did santa offer $5 to mark gastineau to storm into an fao schwarz and destroy everything? it was a small price to pay for a sack of toys --
  • 3 star rating Joe Klecko and Mark Gastineau should be the other Jets in the Hall of Fame... --
  • 5 star rating Most sacks in an NFL season (since 1982): 22.5-Michael Strahan 2001 22.0-Justin Houston 2014 22.0-Jared Allen 2011 22.0-Mark Gastineau 1984 --
  • 3 star rating L- never knew we had a woman scout & she found Mark Gastineau!!!!! --
  • 5 star rating Most Sacks in Season 1. Michael Strahan 22.5 2T. Mark Gastineau, Jared Allen & Justin Houston (22) 4T. Reggie White, Chris Coleman (21) --
  • 1 star rating Mark Gastineau had two seasons of 20+ sacks by the way but they didn't count them until the Sack Exchange changed that. --
  • 5 star rating NFL Single Season Sack Records: Michael Strahan, 22.5 (2001) Mark Gastineau 22.0 (1984) Jared Allen 22.0 (2011) Justin Houston 22.0 (2014) --
  • 5 star rating INTERCEPTED BY COLEMAN!! JUSTIN HOUSTON ENDS THIS SEASON WITH THE TIED 2ND MOST SACKS IN A SEASON EVER WITH JARED ALLEN AND MARK GASTINEAU! --
  • 5 star rating As far as I m concerned, Jared Allen, Mark Gastineau, and Justin Houston are now tied for the sack record with 22, Strahan had 21.5. --
  • 5 star rating Mark Gastineau for life. --
  • 5 star rating Oh shit babin just got the mark Gastineau roughing the passer play from 1986 playoffs to keep miami alove Lmaooooo --
  • 5 star rating We have Mark Gastineau to thank for non-touchdown football play celebration (80s 'sack dance') Wait 'til you score, like Icky & White Shoes! --
  • 3 star rating What's Mark Gastineau without Joe Klecko and the rest of the New York Sack Exchange? --
  • 5 star rating Wilder v Mark Gastineau --
  • 1 star rating So, Mark Gastineau easily had the most dignified "celebrity turned professional fighter" fight career, right? RIGHT!?! --
  • 3 star rating To be clear, Colin Cowherd & Mark Gastineau are both crackers, but Cowherd's also evil. --
  • 5 star rating Until about 1990, I used to know a similar amount about NFL as I did football. Favourite players: Mark Bavaro, Mark Gastineau, Lionel James. --
  • 1 star rating Doug Flutie, Mark Gastineau, Joe Montana, Randy White, Marc Wilson, Vince Evans. No wonder they're stuck with franchise tags --
  • 3 star rating Adam Heftner is reporting Jets interested in Mark Gastineau that true? --
  • 1 star rating We start the 2nd Half here in game tied at 10. Beaten-up DE Mark Gastineau gets 3rd-down coverage sack for the CLE punts --
  • 1 star rating Honorable Mention Defense: Mark Gastineau, Michael Strahan, Lawrence Taylor, Dick Lane, Junior Seau, Ray Lewis, Eric Weddle --
  • 5 star rating In high school I worked at a place called Celebrity Dry Cleaners but the only famous person that ever came in was Mark Gastineau. --
  • 4 star rating Jets haven t had a pass rusher since Mark Gastineau --
  • 5 star rating Pat Kirwin: Fans hated/loved Mark Gastineau bc he was a constant showboat & was a "me" guy on the field. Compares it to Cam situation --

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