Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mark Gastineau I'm a crusher
American football player (Famous from New York Jets defensive line)
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Rated by - why do y'all have Michael Strahan below Mark Gastineau for the sacks in a seasons record? -- Logan McEntire
- Nailed it. Mark Gastineau, Round Valley? -- AZ HS Football
- Mark Gastineau, Round Valley? -- Raymie Humbert
- You just mentioned Mark Gastineau - imagine what sort of firestorm HE would create in this day & age! -- Marshall B Lamm
- 97 has the worst sack celebration dance ever...like Mark Gastineau awful -- Jackson brown
- Great Pull Leaf Auto Jersey's JETS NEW YOUR SACK EXCHANGE JOE KLECKO, ABDUL SALAAM, MARTY LYONS, MARK GASTINEAU -- Nicks Sports Cards
- Mark Gastineau x Converse (1987) -- classic kicks
- my dad lived there I've lived in CT closer to NY. Mark Gastineau was my guy -- ShogunAssassin
- Growing up, we used to see Joe Klecko and Mark Gastineau in the video store. -- Kathleen Frydl
- Leonard Little Alonzo Spellman Gene Atkins Jim Dunaway Lawrence Phillips Chris Terry Mark Gastineau Darrell Russell -- Joel Crabtree
- If JJ Watt had a cool sack dance, he could be as famous as Mark Gastineau. Maybe that's what that dreadful commercial is for? -- James Willett
- How I Dominated the CFL by Mark Gastineau and Chad Johnson -- Shane Moberg
- People hated guys like Mark Gastineau and The Boz but they were really trail blazers for what the eventually became. Entertainment. -- El Drew
- I'll go put my Mark Gastineau shirt on if they win, and that's a genuine antique now :-) -- Phil in the blanks
- And c'mon Chiefs. Do the Jets still have Mark Gastineau? Is he still dating that dudette from Rocky IV? -- David White
- JJ Watt channeling is inner Mark Gastineau. -- Ceddy Bridgewater
- Just walked by former New York Jet great Mark Gastineau on 51st Street on my way to picking up dinner. Only saw the tail end of his career -- Nelson Castillo
- There has to be a therapy group somewhere for fans of this team, right? Run by Mark Gastineau? -- Melody Fitzgerald
- I love me some Joey Bosa, but that was Mark Gastineau type of stupid. Can't do it... -- Dusty Sloan
- And being honest I hate freakshow acts in boxing and that is exactly what this is....it's Too Tall Jones, Mark Gastineau, etc -- Kris Zellner
- Viking beat the Jets for the first time since 1975. Mark Gastineau couldn't even grow a mustache in 1975. -- Seth Springer
- Moore has a Mark Gastineau esq sack dance -- Freddie Blassie
- Haven't heard Mark Gastineau's name today. Good job O line. -- Chad Swecker
- - bingo: Saw a dude wearing a Mark Gastineau jersey at TCF... -- Kelly Beaton
- Old enough to remember when Mark Gastineau was the only one celebrating over non-scoring plays. -- Electric Cheese
- This heart of Dallas bowl should be called the mullet bowl. Some of these guys would make Mark Gastineau and Bob Gold jealous. -- Marc Eichenauer
- Why did santa offer $5 to mark gastineau to storm into an fao schwarz and destroy everything? it was a small price to pay for a sack of toys -- brad lemmon
- Joe Klecko and Mark Gastineau should be the other Jets in the Hall of Fame... -- Umberto Gonzalez
- Most sacks in an NFL season (since 1982): 22.5-Michael Strahan 2001 22.0-Justin Houston 2014 22.0-Jared Allen 2011 22.0-Mark Gastineau 1984 -- Michael David Smith
- L- never knew we had a woman scout & she found Mark Gastineau!!!!! -- Gabby
- Most Sacks in Season 1. Michael Strahan 22.5 2T. Mark Gastineau, Jared Allen & Justin Houston (22) 4T. Reggie White, Chris Coleman (21) -- Nick Jacobs
- Mark Gastineau had two seasons of 20+ sacks by the way but they didn't count them until the Sack Exchange changed that. -- Michael Salfino
- NFL Single Season Sack Records: Michael Strahan, 22.5 (2001) Mark Gastineau 22.0 (1984) Jared Allen 22.0 (2011) Justin Houston 22.0 (2014) -- Connor Barron
- INTERCEPTED BY COLEMAN!! JUSTIN HOUSTON ENDS THIS SEASON WITH THE TIED 2ND MOST SACKS IN A SEASON EVER WITH JARED ALLEN AND MARK GASTINEAU! -- #ChiefsKingdom #RCJH
- As far as I m concerned, Jared Allen, Mark Gastineau, and Justin Houston are now tied for the sack record with 22, Strahan had 21.5. -- ProWrestling.net
- Mark Gastineau for life. -- Kelly
- Oh shit babin just got the mark Gastineau roughing the passer play from 1986 playoffs to keep miami alove Lmaooooo -- Knicks loyalty
- We have Mark Gastineau to thank for non-touchdown football play celebration (80s 'sack dance') Wait 'til you score, like Icky & White Shoes! -- Karl Grossner
- What's Mark Gastineau without Joe Klecko and the rest of the New York Sack Exchange? -- Oasus, Hired Dingo
- Wilder v Mark Gastineau -- TheJPF
- So, Mark Gastineau easily had the most dignified "celebrity turned professional fighter" fight career, right? RIGHT!?! -- Seth Falvo
- To be clear, Colin Cowherd & Mark Gastineau are both crackers, but Cowherd's also evil. -- Holden D. Cat
- Until about 1990, I used to know a similar amount about NFL as I did football. Favourite players: Mark Bavaro, Mark Gastineau, Lionel James. -- John Brewin
- Doug Flutie, Mark Gastineau, Joe Montana, Randy White, Marc Wilson, Vince Evans. No wonder they're stuck with franchise tags -- Howard Bryant
- Adam Heftner is reporting Jets interested in Mark Gastineau that true? -- Moe
- We start the 2nd Half here in game tied at 10. Beaten-up DE Mark Gastineau gets 3rd-down coverage sack for the CLE punts -- Kevin Gallagher
- Honorable Mention Defense: Mark Gastineau, Michael Strahan, Lawrence Taylor, Dick Lane, Junior Seau, Ray Lewis, Eric Weddle -- Reggie Warren Jr.
- In high school I worked at a place called Celebrity Dry Cleaners but the only famous person that ever came in was Mark Gastineau. -- Matt R.
- Jets haven t had a pass rusher since Mark Gastineau -- Justis Mosqueda
- Pat Kirwin: Fans hated/loved Mark Gastineau bc he was a constant showboat & was a "me" guy on the field. Compares it to Cam situation -- Drew
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