Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mark Kozelek I'm a crusher
American, Musician (Famous from frontman of Red House Painters, Almost Famous)
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Mark Kozelek is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mark Kozelek
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Sometimes I wonder if he isn't just staging some amazing piece of clandestine performance art that we don't get -- Blair Hook
- wherein mark kozelek plays sad music and is a creepy old man. -- Jordan
- "Ben's My Friend" is a great reward after listening to a great album of tough personal experiences from Mark Kozelek -- Shaolin Fung Ku Wolf
- The War On Drugs 'upset' after being called 'beer-commercial guitar shit' by Mark Kozelek -- Aoibhe Hoover
- Did I say yet that Mark Kozelek/Sun Kil Moon is the best rainy day music? -- Timothy Winterstein
- MARK KOZELEK is sounding awesome during soundcheck. Can't wait for the show tonight! -- Magic Bag
- I think that band "The War On Drugs" is good enough, but Mark Kozelek calling them "John Cougar Mellencamp" is my favorite thing of 2014. -- Mercy Choir
- He is done. Benji did him in. Now get lost, ya bugger. -- Chrisgary
- Blimey I just found out he is in Almost Famous. -- Lies in the Woods
- Mark Kozelek was really good tonight! He's an asshole and I want him to read me bedtime stories and tell me to shut the fuck up -- Juliette-chan~
- Mark kozelek is a giant piece of shit -- Howard
- He is becoming a white Kanye. Because, you know, Jack White wasn't enough. -- Frank Hupp
- Seeing Mark Kozelek live tomorrow very excited but hope he doesn't bite me. Stay tuned. -- TDG
- HAHAHA he is my favorite person ever. He said The War on Drugs can suck my dick on stage. That band is fucking terrible. -- MC HIT CLIP
- Mark Kozelek reckons he had never heard of The War On Drugs before that show? I find that REALLY difficult to believe -- Whitney
- Mark Kozelek killed last night. Loved the double-drum lineup with Steve Shelley. Head is full of music. -- heidi horner
- My friend Russ introduced me to the music of Mark Kozelek tonight. I am blown away and so glad. -- David Grout
- Bought concert tickets in a haze without fully realizing it. he is coming to Somerville! -- Katharine Nelson
- Music update: I can't stop listening to Kurt Vile's new LP (it's so blissful) and I really want to get Mark Kozelek's new live album -- Amiya Murray
- Birds of Flims = one of Mark Kozelek's best songs ever. All the (artist created) noise aside, Universal Themes is goddamn great. -- sopes1974
- Even Mark Kozelek's dad thinks "I Love My Dad" is easily the weakest song on Benji. -- Josh M.
- He is covered for Father's Day for the rest of his life. -- Sasha Hecht
- Seriously though mark kozelek is a genius. -- Justin Thurer
- From Mark Kozelek to George Saunders to Karl Ove Knausgård, plus wkly Buddhist lessons.Death, death, death, death. Death is being discussed. -- Inersphobia
- Don't listen to mark kozelek while doing literally anything unless that thing is curling up in a ball and crying -- amol
- I miss good storytelling in music. he is very good at it, so is Kate Tempest. I want more. -- Dan Abramov
- The Mark Kozelek stage banter controversy is Pitchfork's OJ Trial. -- Daniel Ralston
- I dont have time to keep up with mark kozelek's feuds so here's my official umbrella opinion on all of them: THEYRE ALL BAD -- scary josh spielman
- Despite whatever Mark Kozelek's beef with them is. -- Will E
- Surprised it took everyone until 2014 to realize mark kozelek is a grand cosmic joke on sad people. -- m. geddes gengras
- Mark Kozelek rules so hard -- VORPLOCIRAPTOR
- Mark kozelek: "this is the first time I've played an electric guitar on stage on 16 years" -- garrett kamps
- The War On Drugs 'upset' after being called 'beer-commercial guitar shit' by Mark Kozelek -- Vivian Cortez
- MARK KOZELEK IS DEARH GRIPS -- dadmoney
- Thought it was a good idea to buy Mark Kozelek's Christmas album so you might say I'm a special yuletide brand of horrifyingly sad tonight -- Dom O'Connor
- Dat geldt voor meer artiesten die ik bewonder. Ik ben gek op Mark Kozelek. Als hij een keer een slechte plaat maakt, dooft mijn liefde niet. -- Jordi Lammers
- Got to love mark kozelek being as big a dick as he can to the war on drugs -- ally mcintyre
- Mark kozelek has made it so that you can't cover any of his songs without feeling intensely weird about it, even alone in your room -- secret worm
- This is the band that Mark Kozelek hears in his head when he thinks of The War On Drugs. -- Adam Lewis
- Pitchfork's Mark Kozelek obsession is getting ridiculous. -- Randall Roberts
- Does mark kozelek know that he is actually a child or -- andrew schneider
- I seriously can't believe pitchfork would support mark kozelek's supreme douchiness -- josh winters
- FINALLY made some time to listen to Sun Kil Moon's 'Benji'. Good news everyone - he is still amazing. Goddamn. -- Pete Spark
- He is my spirit animal. -- Ron Harris
- I could really give a fuck about mark kozelek -- Braineater Supreme
- Is mark kozelek okay -- hawlly
- He is a case study of irony-turned-sincerity-turned-narcissism. -- Jonathan Hill
- Though if all it takes for Mark Kozelek to write a song about me is to play drums in the general vicinity of his festival set I'm down -- Luke Winkie
- He is aan het radicaliseren -- Pien Feith
- Mark kozelek may be an ass but that doesn't change the fact that benji is definitely the most beautiful record released in 2014 -- B R / D G E S
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