Mark Kozelek

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American, Musician (Famous from frontman of Red House Painters, Almost Famous)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Sometimes I wonder if he isn't just staging some amazing piece of clandestine performance art that we don't get --
  • 4 star rating wherein mark kozelek plays sad music and is a creepy old man. --
  • 1 star rating "Ben's My Friend" is a great reward after listening to a great album of tough personal experiences from Mark Kozelek --
  • 3 star rating The War On Drugs 'upset' after being called 'beer-commercial guitar shit' by Mark Kozelek --
  • 3 star rating Did I say yet that Mark Kozelek/Sun Kil Moon is the best rainy day music? --
  • 3 star rating MARK KOZELEK is sounding awesome during soundcheck. Can't wait for the show tonight! --
  • 5 star rating I think that band "The War On Drugs" is good enough, but Mark Kozelek calling them "John Cougar Mellencamp" is my favorite thing of 2014. --
  • 4 star rating He is done. Benji did him in. Now get lost, ya bugger. --
  • 5 star rating Blimey I just found out he is in Almost Famous. --
  • 1 star rating Mark Kozelek was really good tonight! He's an asshole and I want him to read me bedtime stories and tell me to shut the fuck up --
  • 5 star rating Mark kozelek is a giant piece of shit --
  • 3 star rating He is becoming a white Kanye. Because, you know, Jack White wasn't enough. --
  • 3 star rating Seeing Mark Kozelek live tomorrow very excited but hope he doesn't bite me. Stay tuned. --
  • 1 star rating HAHAHA he is my favorite person ever. He said The War on Drugs can suck my dick on stage. That band is fucking terrible. --
  • 1 star rating Mark Kozelek reckons he had never heard of The War On Drugs before that show? I find that REALLY difficult to believe --
  • 5 star rating Mark Kozelek killed last night. Loved the double-drum lineup with Steve Shelley. Head is full of music. --
  • 3 star rating My friend Russ introduced me to the music of Mark Kozelek tonight. I am blown away and so glad. --
  • 3 star rating Bought concert tickets in a haze without fully realizing it. he is coming to Somerville! --
  • 5 star rating Music update: I can't stop listening to Kurt Vile's new LP (it's so blissful) and I really want to get Mark Kozelek's new live album --
  • 5 star rating Birds of Flims = one of Mark Kozelek's best songs ever. All the (artist created) noise aside, Universal Themes is goddamn great. --
  • 5 star rating Even Mark Kozelek's dad thinks "I Love My Dad" is easily the weakest song on Benji. --
  • 4 star rating He is covered for Father's Day for the rest of his life. --
  • 5 star rating Seriously though mark kozelek is a genius. --
  • 5 star rating From Mark Kozelek to George Saunders to Karl Ove KnausgÃ¥rd, plus wkly Buddhist lessons.Death, death, death, death. Death is being discussed. --
  • 1 star rating Don't listen to mark kozelek while doing literally anything unless that thing is curling up in a ball and crying --
  • 3 star rating I miss good storytelling in music. he is very good at it, so is Kate Tempest. I want more. --
  • 4 star rating The Mark Kozelek stage banter controversy is Pitchfork's OJ Trial. --
  • 1 star rating I dont have time to keep up with mark kozelek's feuds so here's my official umbrella opinion on all of them: THEYRE ALL BAD --
  • 4 star rating Despite whatever Mark Kozelek's beef with them is. --
  • 3 star rating Surprised it took everyone until 2014 to realize mark kozelek is a grand cosmic joke on sad people. --
  • 5 star rating Mark Kozelek rules so hard --
  • 3 star rating Mark kozelek: "this is the first time I've played an electric guitar on stage on 16 years" --
  • 3 star rating The War On Drugs 'upset' after being called 'beer-commercial guitar shit' by Mark Kozelek --
  • 5 star rating MARK KOZELEK IS DEARH GRIPS --
  • 5 star rating Thought it was a good idea to buy Mark Kozelek's Christmas album so you might say I'm a special yuletide brand of horrifyingly sad tonight --
  • 5 star rating Dat geldt voor meer artiesten die ik bewonder. Ik ben gek op Mark Kozelek. Als hij een keer een slechte plaat maakt, dooft mijn liefde niet. --
  • 5 star rating Got to love mark kozelek being as big a dick as he can to the war on drugs --
  • 5 star rating Mark kozelek has made it so that you can't cover any of his songs without feeling intensely weird about it, even alone in your room --
  • 3 star rating This is the band that Mark Kozelek hears in his head when he thinks of The War On Drugs. --
  • 4 star rating Pitchfork's Mark Kozelek obsession is getting ridiculous. --
  • 4 star rating Does mark kozelek know that he is actually a child or --
  • 3 star rating I seriously can't believe pitchfork would support mark kozelek's supreme douchiness --
  • 1 star rating FINALLY made some time to listen to Sun Kil Moon's 'Benji'. Good news everyone - he is still amazing. Goddamn. --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 5 star rating I could really give a fuck about mark kozelek --
  • 5 star rating Is mark kozelek okay --
  • 4 star rating He is a case study of irony-turned-sincerity-turned-narcissism. --
  • 5 star rating Though if all it takes for Mark Kozelek to write a song about me is to play drums in the general vicinity of his festival set I'm down --
  • 5 star rating He is aan het radicaliseren --
  • 1 star rating Mark kozelek may be an ass but that doesn't change the fact that benji is definitely the most beautiful record released in 2014 --

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