Never be ashamed of having a crush on Martin Brodeur I'm a crusher
Ice hockey player (Famous from 3 Stanley Cups, 1 Olympic Gold Medal, 4 Vezina Trophies)
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He was named one of The Most Handsome Canadian Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of The Most Handsome Canadian Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Martin Brodeur is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Martin Brodeur
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Why is Martin Brodeur on my TV wearing a NJ Devils Jersey? -- Michael Russo
- This is the 1st time in my lifetime that Martin Brodeur won't be the goalie of the New Jersey Devils... Thank fucking God -- Scotty Hartnell
- NHL network - he is not the Derek Jeter of hockey so STOP trying to compare them. -- monica
- The New Jersey vs NYR rivalry will not be the same without Martin Brodeur being involved. -- The Commish
- The only difference between NHL14 and NHL15 is he is no longer on the cover... I just saved you 60$ your welcome -- Johnny hemp
- Suddenly I'm imagining a biography of Martin Brodeur in a year or so that creates just as much controversy. Oh, what fun it'll be :) -- Chelsey
- Chuck Fletcher is wondering why Martin Brodeur hasn't returned any of his 57 messages....or thanked him for the 2 tator tot hot-dishes. -- Eric Hanson
- So happy to see every1 giving proper tribute to a local sports athlete who is winding down his 20+yr career. Martin Brodeur,u'll be missed! -- Ronnie M.
- He is still looking for a job. Do you think the Wild will offer another NHL tryout? -- Ben Scheerer
- He is probably driving west to Minnesota as we speak. -- Michael Stephens
- Hard to describe how nuts it is to play an injured goalie over a healthy one but my team thought Martin Brodeur was a starter in 2013-14 -- Driving Play
- Meanwhile, Martin Brodeur, Ilya Bryzgalov, and Tim Thomas also just got very excited. -- Alex Rosen
- Follow up on my last comment, only problem w/moving Budaj is there is a hall of fame back-up on market in Martin Brodeur. -- Jimmy Murphy
- Love him or hate him, he is a goaltending legend! Think he's going to get signed before the season starts in October? -- Shut Your Five Hole
- The Avs should sign Martin Brodeur just so Patrick Roy can call him into his office 5 minutes later and tell him he's on waivers. -- Adam Herman
- John Scott just scored his 3rd goal in 237 games. He is now tied in career goals with Martin Brodeur. -- Ann Frazier
- Hey Oilers, Martin Brodeur has been practicing with junior hockey, so he's definitely in game shape to sign with the Oilers.... -- Markku Luopa
- Well now it might not be such a stretch Martin Brodeur could go to the Avs since there in goalie trouble ? is will he play for Roy LOL -- Andrew #85
- Patrick Roy on signing vet goalie like Martin Brodeur: "Not right now. Is it something that could change? Everything is possible but.. -- Mike Chambers
- Patrick Roy is adamant no way to Martin Brodeur even if his first two goalies are injured. I really thought that was it. -- Vishal Hussain
- The Patrick Roy and Martin Brodeur bromance is why I love goalies to this day -- rachel
- So the Avalanche really need a goalie. Paging you, Martin Brodeur. That'd be funny. -- Alex Nunn
- Wait a minute. Jaromir Jagr is playing for the Devils? And he isn't? -- Bruce Schoenfeld
- Avalanche is probably not the spot for Martin Brodeur. Marty sees plenty of Eastern teams closer to home who could need a goalie -- #NJDEVILS (3-1-0)
- Still missing Martin Brodeur so much. -- ✨Rachie Rebecca✨
- Rick Nash is crushing goalies like Martin Brodeur crushes a box of donuts -- George
- Is Martin Brodeur watching this game? -- Bryan
- Manuel Neuer is to soccer what Martin Brodeur has been to hockey for the past two decades. -- Vince
- Don Cherry says trading Jordan Eberle & signing he is the answer. Thoughts? -- LETS GO OIL/ESKS
- He is the Brett Favre of hockey and I will stand by that till the day I day -- T. Jonathan ODonnell
- He is actually a mess it's unreal -- E
- The should sign Martin Brodeur and just use him as the practice goalie so they can remember how to score. -- Jeremy Lambert
- It really is weird facing the Devils twice this week and not seeing Martin Brodeur. -- Michael Fisher
- Somewhere he is waving a Playbill back and forth in Sean Avery's face. -- Clay Renfroe
- It's not all Clemonsons fault,but we need Martin Brodeur, he can still perform,he is a legend to not only this franchise,but the whole NHL. -- John Marcelliano
- Why is Martin Brodeur on the Legends, he's fucking shit ass -- Alex Scallion
- Is Hope Solo like 1990s Martin Brodeur? Like, she's good, but she's got a stacked team in front of her and doesn't have to do much? -- Dave Lozo
- Somewhere Peter Forsberg is jealous everyone's paying so much attention to Martin Brodeur -- Matt Kalman
- Brian Elliott is not exactly Martin Brodeur behind the net. -- Tyler Atwood
- Has it really been three years? Yes. The retired Martin Brodeur s No. 30 three years ago tonight. -- Leo Scaglione Jr.
- So who had Dwayne Roloson getting a (temporary) goalie job before Martin Brodeur? -- Mike Majeski
- So Martin Brodeur and Brian Burke are here tonight. -- Carroll Thorpe
- Was gonna say Brady vs Manning is like Martin Brodeur vs Patrick Roy. Then I remembered that Brodeur and Roy have multiple rings! -- Dereknotbebop
- 10-12 games into the season and he is still a free-agent....just letting you know this..... -- #(InsertCoach)Watch
- Please stop asking about Martin Brodeur. There is zero chance, zero, zip, zilch, nada, that the Avs sign him. He's 100 years old -- Adrian Dater
- Cory Schneider is expected to make his 20th straight start, breaking Martin Brodeur's franchise mark (19) to open a season. -- New Jersey Devils
- Who is the Blues 3rd goalie? Martin Brodeur? -- Joe Barker
- I don't know, he isn't looking so bad now. Now I'm going to go cry in a corner if you don't mind. -- Sean O'Connor
- So Marc-Andre Fleury ("he sucks!") reached 300 wins in one fewer game than Martin Brodeur (*slurping noises*) -- Hamfacts Jones
- Quinn did so by benching his NHL goalie, Curtis Joseph, for Martin Brodeur. Brodeur was stellar the rest of the way to the gold medal. -- Darren Chew
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