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Billy Butler is the modern day Matt Stairs. -- Dan Y
Billy Butler is slowly physically turning into Matt Stairs. -- Chadsp
Where is Matt Stairs in this KC lineup right now? -- Tron Little
Baseball heartbreak.... This is tie....Matt Stairs PH bomb in 08' and Jimmy Rollins walk-off double in 09' both Game 4 NLCS -- BitOBaca.com
"Matt Stairs, Matt Carpenter, Matt Adams. What do they all have in common? Being the spawn of fucking Satan." -- tim casagrande
The Dodger fan in me REALLY doesn't like fat ballplayers named Matt. -- Ryan Eshoff
Is Matt Adams just Matt stairs reincarnated? -- Daniel Caleb
Matt stairs pinch hit bomb in 08' is now replaced by matt Adams 3run bomb in 2014. I'm going to rehab for help. -- Josh Padilla

Just found out Matt Stairs' walk up song is What Da Hook Gon Be. That changes EVERYTHING -- Ryan Doherty
So Matt Adams just Matt Stairs'd the Dodgers? That's funny. -- Schwartzman
Is it sad that I'm used to this bullshit Dodgers always do this. NLCS '08 Matt Stairs NLCS '09 Rollins triple -- Julio Tejada
Matt Adams has a very Matt Stairs-y feel, sadly for -- Kate Rex
For some reason I knew Matt Adams was gonna hurt us he remind me of Matt stairs and dodger fans know him very well -- Javier⚾️
That home run is up there with the Matt Stairs home run off of Broxton in the 2008 NLCS... -- Ruben
Matt Adams is the Matt Stairs of a couple years ago -- Javi Bermudez
Is Matt Stairs next up for Braves if it goes extras? -- Sons of Steve Garvey
I still get angry when people try to talk to me about Jimmy Rollins or Matt Stairs so you can bet I'll curse Matt Carpenter on my death bed. -- Meaghan Hardy
Where is Matt Stairs in this rotation???? -- tombstone kyledriver
Billy Butler is gonna be Matt Stairs in 10 years -- Matthew
Matt Stairs book is $24.99 C$ &$24.99 US plus shipping in handling. can pay via paypal on facebook ABoyNamedMatt & @ book signings TBA -- carlena munn
Matt Stairs too. -- Andrew
Matt Carpenter is the Cardinal Matt Stairs to the Dodgers. -- Ted Bido
Carpenter is Carlos Ruiz and Matt stairs rolled into one horrifying red monster -- Chris Guzman
Carpenter is the modern day Matt Stairs... FML -- JP

Matt Carpenter is the new Matt Stairs -- Nathaniel Sarkar
Carpenter is murdering balls this postseason...I had flashbacks of Matt Stairs for the phillies against LA in the postseason few years back -- Mike Collett
Matt Carpenter is the Matt Stairs of the Cardinals -- Jesse Andrew
Matt Adams reminds me of Matt Stairs, and it really bothers me. Why can't the Dodgers ever beat red teams with fat left handed hitters.. -- James Cho
Matt Stairs can also probably kill a 24 pack of PBR in 2 hours with very little effort or effect. -- Jay Rush
Billy Butler is the modern day Matt Stairs -- Gunter Guzman
Kole Calhoun is 20 pounds away from being a carbon copy of Matt Stairs in both appearance and swing. -- Ryan Owens
Kendrys Morales is of the Matt Stairs School of Sliding -- William Lynch
Ruf is a homeless man's Matt Stairs -- Ron
All Matt Stairs and Ben Davis do in the booth is bicker between each other This season is already gonna be painful enough guys -- Andrew Zavalick
Matt Stairs talkin' about Sadaharu Oh but not remembering what a crane is. Classic. -- DINGER SMASHER
Fucking MATT STAIRS is tossing Ben Davis softball banter and he can't connect even a little bit -- -er Name Haver
Isn't it bad enough how the Phillies play? But Comcast makes us suffer thru Matt Stairs too. -- Brian Moran
He is atrocious at announcing -- aidan
Oh he is still in the booth -- Dennis
Good to see he is still in game shape -- Frank
Mark Reynolds is slowly turning into Matt Stairs. -- The Junkies
Is Matt Stairs hitting for the Cubs? -- Dirk - 28087
He is really, really good at this and it makes me angry when he gets looped in with (justified) criticism of the rest of the booth. -- Corinne
Like Matt Stairs but he has to do some prep for these broadcasts. Just sitting down at 7:05 doesn't cut it, he is asking tMac these ques -- Edward J. Casey
Is Matt Stairs no longer from Canada? TMac has yet to mention it. -- joe malone
Matt stairs pinch hit bomb off jon broxton in the 2008 nlcs is honestly one of my favourite baseball moments of the last decade -- adam wray
Matt Stairs with the subtle, then not-so-subtle Tom Ford zinger. -- Jimmy Bowlingball
It's so much more enjoyable watching a bad baseball team when he is the color man. I really mean it. -- Adam Dembowitz
Matt stairs said Bryce Harper is not a man lmao u goon -- J Cross
Dalton Pompey is quickly becoming my favourite non Matt Stairs Canadian baseball player -- Michael Stephens