I have a crush on Max Pacioretty and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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American ice hockey player (Famous from Montreal Canadiens)

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dilf. hes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. -- Anonymous
dilf. big tiddies. great face. absolutely massive tiddies like jesus christ man please calm down good lord. nice hands. -- Anonymous
Max Pacioretty left off of TSN's Top 50 players of last season after scoring 39 goals. Smh. Very Few were better than him -- Nik (2-2)
analyst Darren Dreger selected Max Pacioretty as a top 50 player, & rightfully so, he deserves to be on that list ! -- Christopher Murphy
He is all Rogers' fault. -- Mark
congratulations to Max Pacioretty and his wife on their newborn son Maximus! -- Deidre Matthews
Max Pacioretty's wrist shot is the only thing that can harm Chuck Norris -- Matt Drake
Are we really making a big deal out of Max Pacioretty looking at P.K. Subban the way Max Pacioretty looks at literally everybody? -- Laura/theactivestick

Max Pacioretty has got to have one of the best shots in the NHL. So under rated. -- Steven Bekker
Obnoxious guy left, beside me now is a guy in a Max Pacioretty t-shirt. -- Chris Zuliani
My apologies, just looked again, Desharnais' 25% of primary assists on Max Pacioretty's goals is actually lower than Bozak's. Sorry. -- Hope_Smoke
"Honestly I feel like Max Pacioretty on the ice. Because we have the same stride and were both really good." DEREK STFU. NOT EVEN CLOSE -- Emily Taylor
(he is currently ranked 3rd overall in Yahoo fantasy) -- Kyle Medeiros
@ Max Pacioretty if you're reading this somehow, know that you made me very happy tonight -- Maria Cristina
captain he is getting physical - which is a good thing. -- Stu Cowan
Dave Randorf just said that he is still looking for his 1st goal of the season. First goal in nhl this year doesn't count? -- Stephen Dean
Max pacioretty being max pacioretty -- Saam Bozorgmehr
Just saw that he is the Montreal Canadiens captain. Ironically, another American for the French Canadian team lol. -- Shaundra Lee
He is so underrated and underpaid it amazes me -- Ebo Amissah Aggrey
I really like watching Max Pacioretty play hockey. Also, great win for the -- Halvy
He is my man -- Phillips 4⃣4⃣
He is playing unreal -- Andrew Baird
He is such an unbelievable hockey player. Definitely the next Beau Bennett -- Rantej Khera™
He is the best player on the ice for me so far tonight. All over the puck. -- Matt Larkin

He is too sick -- Ezzai
Max pacioretty is tied for the league scoring title, WTH?? -- Shauggy says...
My top 5 Favourite Habs. 1. Alex Galchenyuk 2. Max Pacioretty 3. Brendan Gallagher 4. PK Subban 5. Devante Smith-Pelly -- Matt
He is on pace for 82 goals this season. -- Alex Wright
Omg max pacioretty is trending worldwide -- кat | niall?
He is on track to score 82 goals! -- that one girl
Max pacioretty is gonna have a breakout year -- Mark Henry
Max Pacioretty scoring the first goal of the season is a really emotional way for me to kick this season off. -- Kinsey Janke
He is going to be gold this year in fantasy and got him in the second round :) great value -- Ty Queen
Max Pacioretty's goal is why I loved coming down the opposite wing when I played. Bernier should have saved that. -- Weldie
GOAL: Max Pacioretty scores the first goal of the new season on the first shot of the new season. It is now 1, 0 -- NHL Updates
K max pacioretty is a waste yute -- Finesse Father
First goal of the NHL season goes to Max Pacioretty and not the last Btw he is on my fantasy team. -- Habs Hockey Talk
He is on pace for 82 goals this season -- Peter F
He is on pace for 82 goals. -- Steve Corbett
Max Pacioretty going around Phaneuf like he is a pilon and the Toronto keeper looks foolish as well. -- bigd0gg
He is so nasty -- Jeff Gruber
He is such a killer -- Bro-Ro El Cuñado
And there it is! The first goal of the NHL season by Max Pacioretty to put the Habs up 1-0 on the Leafs!! Ya baby -- Sports by the Second
So Max Pacioretty kinda good huh? -- Trevor Goodson™
Is that Michigan s Max Pacioretty with the first goal of the 2014-15 NHL season? (It is.) -- Matt O'Day
Max pacioretty is the leading the NHL in scoring 1 goal LOL -- NO NAME
Max Pacioretty is Blesssed!!! -- Austin Ernst-Finnie
The way Max Pacioretty plays hockey is fucking gorgeous. -- Very Spooky Kyle
Why didn't I realize that he is from New Canaan? He and Quick are my boys! -- The MacGyver Guy
And he is wearing a salmon window pane plaid suit with a purple tie. Bold choice to open the season -- Alexis Boucher