Maynard James Keenan

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Musician (Famous from TOOL singer)
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Maynard James Keenan is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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  • 4 star rating I know that I should be focused on the art but I can't. I have a crush. His voice is the #1 that I've ever heard (and probably will hear). I'm kind of ashamed because it's a bit of a religion to admire him. Live Love Laugh :) --
  • 5 star rating I like him a lot because he is a very intelligent person an his music just moves me in a totally different way. He is also a pretty funny guy which to me is pretty attractive. His face is just so distinct and perfect. His body is very attractive as well as his mind. --
  • 1 star rating But then it hasn't really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people. -Maynard James Keenan ,0 --
  • 5 star rating Really shows Maynard James Keenan's talent. --
  • 3 star rating "Music is about listening, the more you play, the more the magic spreads." Maynard James Keenan --
  • 4 star rating The fact that he is in a deftones song is beautiful --
  • 3 star rating Have really tried to find a new addiction. But no one is as obsessable as maynard james keenan. --
  • 4 star rating "we wont give pause till the blood is flowing" Maynard James Keenan --
  • 3 star rating He is such an underrated vocalist/frontman. One of the best to ever live. --
  • 3 star rating Maynard James Keenan attended Kendall School of Art and Design in Grand Rapids MI. --
  • 5 star rating He is brilliant. Enough said --
  • 3 star rating TOOL Thursday! Rockin' through the day with the artistic genius that is Maynard James Keenan! :) --
  • 1 star rating Tapeworm: a super-group that never really came to be feat. Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, Danny Lohner, and Phil Anselmo. --
  • 5 star rating He is a genius. --
  • 5 star rating He is one of the best vocalists ever. Fact. --
  • 3 star rating Imagine being maynard james keenan gets tuckered out he sighs "im exhaustipated" --
  • 1 star rating People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it. - Maynard James Keenan --
  • 5 star rating As strange as he is, he is fantastic --
  • 3 star rating If you don't listen to Maynard James Keenan you really need to reevaluate your life --
  • 3 star rating Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer. Maynard James Keenan --
  • 3 star rating He is a musical wizard, but he has some ABYSMAL f-ing taste in music videos. My God. --
  • 4 star rating Passenger by the deftones featuring maynard james keenan is the shit --
  • 2 star rating I've said it once and I'll say it again; the day Maynard James Keenan dies is the day that metal dies. --
  • 4 star rating Reminding myself why he is one of my favorite front men ever. --
  • 5 star rating He is a genius. It's unbelievable. --
  • 5 star rating He is jesus --
  • 2 star rating 2 Questions. Is Michael Keenan related to Tool's Maynard James Keenan and is he a good bassist like Maynard? --
  • 2 star rating "Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion." - Maynard James Keenan --
  • 3 star rating Passenger (Feat. Maynard James Keenan) by Deftones is one of my favorite songs of all time. --
  • 4 star rating Maynard james keenan is still the best musician out there --
  • 5 star rating Everything Maynard James Keenan does is golden --
  • 4 star rating He is a musical wizard, bet he must have abysmal taste in wine --
  • 5 star rating I ignore the fact that maynard james keenan and courtney love don't like each other bc i love them both so much and it upsets me tbh --
  • 4 star rating Maynard james keenan is still the best musician out there --
  • 1 star rating He is an absolute genius. His songs had meaning to him but he layered them so that each song was open to interpretation. --
  • 1 star rating Know Your Enemy by RATM on my iPod shuffle. Still can't believe they had a young Maynard James Keenan sing the bridge. So cool. --
  • 5 star rating He is Tool --
  • 2 star rating Okay, Maynard James Keenan singing "Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite" is truly as awesome as it sounds. --
  • 3 star rating Oddly enough, Miley Cyrus isn't the worst part of this album, that goes to Maynard James Keenan. --
  • 1 star rating It features wailing chorus vocals by Maynard James Keenan and is about the adrenaline of having sex in a fast moving car. --
  • 3 star rating A Perfect Circle's cover of John Lennon's Imagine is just amazing. he is a genius. --
  • 5 star rating I would really love to hear the result of Maynard James Keenan collaborating with a Hartnoll brother --
  • 5 star rating He is a musical genius. --
  • 3 star rating I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat! "he is a faggot" You got it! *roaring applause* --
  • 4 star rating Maynard James Keenan, his voice is just so......amazing <3 --
  • 1 star rating I just noticed Corey Graves' theme sounds like A Perfect Circle song. He is a Maynard James Keenan fan after all. --
  • 5 star rating He is a genius --
  • 3 star rating Aaron Lewis is to Maynard James Keenan what Scott Stapp is to Eddie Vedder. --

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