Never be ashamed of having a crush on Maynard James Keenan I'm a crusher
Musician (Famous from TOOL singer)
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Maynard James Keenan ranks , and ranks among all celebrities on .
He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on . He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Maynard James Keenan is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On Maynard James Keenan
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I know that I should be focused on the art but I can't. I have a crush.
His voice is the #1 that I've ever heard (and probably will hear).
I'm kind of ashamed because it's a bit of a religion to admire him. Live Love Laugh :) -- dumbass person, don't take me seriously
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I like him a lot because he is a very intelligent person an his music just moves me in a totally different way. He is also a pretty funny guy which to me is pretty attractive. His face is just so distinct and perfect. His body is very attractive as well as his mind. -- Machinegirl9999
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But then it hasn't really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people.
-Maynard James Keenan
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Really shows Maynard James Keenan's talent. -- Chris Adkins
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MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN'S VOICE IN THE POT IS VERY IMPORTANT -- Alyssia
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"Music is about listening, the more you play, the more the magic spreads."
Maynard James Keenan -- ECE
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The fact that he is in a deftones song is beautiful -- Katie Wallace
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Have really tried to find a new addiction. But no one is as obsessable as maynard james keenan. -- Communication Sec'y
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"we wont give pause till the blood is flowing" Maynard James Keenan -- Max M
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He is such an underrated vocalist/frontman. One of the best to ever live. -- Evan Simons
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Maynard James Keenan attended Kendall School of Art and Design in Grand Rapids MI. -- Whip
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He is brilliant. Enough said -- Aaron Vierthaler
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TOOL Thursday! Rockin' through the day with the artistic genius that is Maynard James Keenan! :) -- James Riehl
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Tapeworm: a super-group that never really came to be feat. Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, Danny Lohner, and Phil Anselmo. -- Eddie Nunn
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He is a genius. -- Raiden
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He is one of the best vocalists ever. Fact. -- Unknown
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Imagine being maynard james keenan gets tuckered out he sighs "im exhaustipated" -- dxx_hxxx
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People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.
- Maynard James Keenan -- Ben Taylor
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As strange as he is, he is fantastic -- Nathan Williams
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If you don't listen to Maynard James Keenan you really need to reevaluate your life -- Charles Fleck
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Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer.
Maynard James Keenan -- Marisa Nourbese
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He is a musical wizard, but he has some ABYSMAL f-ing taste in music videos. My God. -- Jack Cero
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Passenger by the deftones featuring maynard james keenan is the shit -- Caitlyn McCarty
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I've said it once and I'll say it again; the day Maynard James Keenan dies is the day that metal dies. -- Mr. Fame™
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Reminding myself why he is one of my favorite front men ever. -- Julian Caesar
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He is a genius. It's unbelievable. -- gi ૐ
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He is jesus -- ☯
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2 Questions. Is Michael Keenan related to Tool's Maynard James Keenan and is he a good bassist like Maynard? -- The Final Lazaretto
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"Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion." - Maynard James Keenan -- Jacob Corey
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Passenger (Feat. Maynard James Keenan) by Deftones is one of my favorite songs of all time. -- Andri Hargrove
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Maynard james keenan is still the best musician out there -- dum a$$
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Everything Maynard James Keenan does is golden -- j!mbo
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He is a musical wizard, bet he must have abysmal taste in wine -- Lisa
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I ignore the fact that maynard james keenan and courtney love don't like each other bc i love them both so much and it upsets me tbh -- ava (is spooky)
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Maynard james keenan is still the best musician out there -- boypiss
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He is an absolute genius. His songs had meaning to him but he layered them so that each song was open to interpretation. -- Jordan Zendejas
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Know Your Enemy by RATM on my iPod shuffle. Still can't believe they had a young Maynard James Keenan sing the bridge. So cool. -- Andrew Juge
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He is Tool -- Benjammin \m/
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Okay, Maynard James Keenan singing "Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite" is truly as awesome as it sounds. -- jhubner73
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Oddly enough, Miley Cyrus isn't the worst part of this album, that goes to Maynard James Keenan. -- Joshua Guerrero
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It features wailing chorus vocals by Maynard James Keenan and is about the adrenaline of having sex in a fast moving car. -- штампованное счастье
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A Perfect Circle's cover of John Lennon's Imagine is just amazing. he is a genius. -- EmmySkippyHamrick
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I would really love to hear the result of Maynard James Keenan collaborating with a Hartnoll brother -- DJP
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He is a musical genius. -- Lawless
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I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat!
"he is a faggot"
You got it!
*roaring applause* -- Mister Nixin
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Maynard James Keenan, his voice is just so......amazing <3 -- GL♡RIA
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I just noticed Corey Graves' theme sounds like A Perfect Circle song. He is a Maynard James Keenan fan after all. -- Chris Mac
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He is a genius -- debby darko
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MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN IS IN THE STUDIO EVERYONE -- Crack Rock Tacklebox
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Aaron Lewis is to Maynard James Keenan what Scott Stapp is to Eddie Vedder. -- Brad Becker
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