Never be ashamed of having a crush on Melky Cabrera I'm a crusher
Dominican baseball player (Famous from New York Yankees center fielder)
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Melky Cabrera is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Melky Cabrera
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Rated by - My husband must look like Melky Cabrera, he's so dreamy -- Pocahontas
- Braun being booed but Melky Cabrera being a Giant was ok. -- Nathan Huiras
- He is a fagg -- Isaac
- He is quietly having a good season. -- Ed Boulanger
- Melky Cabrera statistically is the 6th worst outfielder in the MLB, but he's been superb out there right Buck, Pat, and Sportsnet? -- Tyson Popoff
- Melky Cabrera's 2014 WAR is better than Schafer's entire career. Cabrera's was the worst Brave ever and I don't care what he's doing now. -- Michael H.
- I'll pay Rogers 50 million just so they can keep Melky Cabrera -- Shit Butrym Says
- Food for thought: if we go the FA route, he is probably our best option in LF. -- MetsOfficials
- Re-signing he is a huge priority, but so is solidifying a starting rotation that gives you an opportunity to win every night. -- John Rallis
- The Blue Jays now need to find a way to re-sign Melky Cabrera so they have a chance next year. -- Aarij Irfan
- One thing's for sure: he is without a doubt the best hitter. -- Lance Phillips
- Every good thing that happens to melky cabrera makes me gag. it's not even the ped thing, idk what it is about him -- Keith
- Making up a story to cover your mistake is bad, but is lying about saving his cousin or Melky Cabrera's fake website worse? -- Dan Masi
- He is immense. -- Rhy$ Turner
- He is so good, he catches everything -- Billy Smith
- He is the most consistent player on the jays -- conella
- Melky Cabrera. That is all. -- Sakeena N
- If the don't re-sign Melky Cabrera I will complain SO MUCH on comment. -- Kent Morrison
- It honestly amazes me how often teams disrespectfully test Melky Cabrera's arm! This is one of if not the best left field arm in the game -- Daniel Peake
- Having recorded 21 knocks in 13 games prior to tonight's series opener, he is hitting .396 vs Boston this season. -- Andrew Hendriks
- Melky Cabrera's 50th multi-hit game of season is most since 2009 (Hill-57; Lind-52). -- Scott MacArthur
- A Giants/Royals World Series where every first pitch is thrown by Melky Cabrera -- Nick Devlin
- Nelson Cruz and Melky Cabrera prove that steroids and the 50 game suspension is a great investment -- Linseman
- are in talks with Melky Cabrera on a new contract. Hope he gets a big increase so he can pay for his , uh, hitting medicine. -- Eric Kabakoff
- Haven t done my part today but there is a barves season ticket fan out there convinced Melky Cabrera s given name is Melkworth because of me -- Holly Anderson
- If Melky Cabrera signs with another team, the Blue Jays offense is going to plummet... -- Audi
- The only way I can forgive the Yanks for letting Cano walk is if they sign my next biggest crush this winter .... Melky Cabrera! -- Rob Elman
- The moment when Carolina says that melky Cabrera is Asian -- Oscar Hernandez
- Only thing I know about aoki is he got canned at the plate by a roided melky Cabrera in 2012 -- Andrew Bensch
- Haha, just realized this is the Melky Cabrera/Jeff Francoeur series. -- Daniel Kelley
- I would be perfectly fine with Nick Markakis replacing Melky Cabrera. The problem is, I bet Markakis still ends up out of TOR's price range. -- Dave Shreeve
- Is that an overweight Melky Cabrera pitching for the Giants? -- Mario Rossi
- in talks with Melky Cabrera. Come on Anthopolous get this thing done so we can have a great off season without worry. -- Clinton Canning
- The Blue Jays reportedly offered Melky Cabrera 3 years $15million, which is laughable, if we lose him, I'm kicking AA right in the nuts. -- MUFC 4 LIFE
- begin contract talks with Melky Cabrera. But fans know STINK! So the or will end up with him!!! -- BiGG AL
- Love what Rick Hahn has done so far this offseason. Now if he could add a righty starter and Melky Cabrera, I'd be ecstatic -- Chicago Sports
- I can tolerate a Conor/Semien platoon at 3B if it means also getting a right handed starter. So Melky Cabrera + McCarthy would also work. -- DH
- If management really wanted to troll their fans, they'd sign Melky Cabrera to replace Jason Heyward. -- Timmy Ray
- Melky Cabrera reportedly drawing interest from White Sox: Cabrera is coming off the best full season of his career. The Chicago White... -- ♪ El Jevito HD ♪
- This is what prompted someone to name or re name my dad Melky Cabrera -- I_am_Belle_Cabrera
- He is only 32? I thought for sure he'd be over 35. -- Mike
- Seeing the whitesox "talking" to melky cabrera stings more than seeing another guy as your crush's snapchat bestfriend -- ricky bobby
- So, he is 0-3 today. He sucks. -- Brent Block
- Hopefully the don't lock up Melky Cabrera. If so, that would most likely remove their interest for Ethier or Crawford -- Matthew Davis
- I get that he had a big year and is a defensive upgrade. But I hope pass on Melky Cabrera -- James Garner
- Melky Cabrera would be good fit in Baltimore??? Cabrera is asking for 5 years, 50+ million&will cost the Os a 1st rd pick. -- Fl.Oriole
- If the money is really 4 years/48 mil for Markakis, I spend the extra 2 or 3 miil a year on Melky Cabrera. -- A Jason Tabrys
- Jays should forget about Melky Cabrera and turn to outfielder Norichika Aoki. Probably a lot cheaper and his career on-base % is 284. -- Sean Murphy
- Did you know he is only 32?! -- BVH
- All I want for Christmas is Josh Donaldson, Melky Cabrera, and Fransisco Liriano in an Indians uniform next spring -- Cody Jano
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