Michael Parks

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American, Actor (Famous from The Bible: In the Beginning...)
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Michael Parks is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I know Michael Parks from bronsonloved him. Never missed an episode just so romantic and hard to get you know? --
  • 3 star rating Stirring Your Memories Is MICHAEL PARKS - Long Lonesome Highway On The Retro Attic Of Oldies --
  • 5 star rating He is a damn fine actor. --
  • 5 star rating The idea of Michael Parks sewing Justin Long into a walrus suit is such a brilliant instance of cinematic trolling. I'll give Smith that. --
  • 3 star rating 2. he is creepy. No one wants that guy to be your Grandpa. Not even an Uncle. --
  • 4 star rating This scene between Uma Thurman and he is just great. --
  • 1 star rating Tusk: Enjoyable but harmless. Nowhere near as crazy as it thinks it is. Michael Parks kills it. Johnny Depp kills the movie. --
  • 3 star rating Tusk, what a weird movie. he is awesome as the villain. But much of the humor fell flat with me. --
  • 3 star rating It would almost be worth being turned into a walrus just to have Michael Parks tell me stories. --
  • 4 star rating What I can say on the matter is that Michael Parks nailed his role. --
  • 5 star rating He is such an underrated actor man. --
  • 1 star rating "Red State" is terrifying as it is bone-chilling to our modern predicament. he is beyond phenomenal; a pulsating force of power. --
  • 5 star rating The exchange between Michael Parks and John Hawkes in the beginning of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN is downright masterful. Like. Incredible. --
  • 1 star rating Johnny depp was outstanding. Funny... Michael parks was creepy. Very good performance... The walrus suit was very well done.. --
  • 4 star rating Bad bad movie. he is great. Otherwise baaaaaaad movie. --
  • 3 star rating The fact that michael parks plays jack kirby in argo isn't talked about nearly enough. --
  • 1 star rating There is a compelling, zany idea at the core of Tusk. But not even Michael Parks can save the film from failure. --
  • 2 star rating He is a hell of a villain. He makes the lunacy of TUSK seem reasonable, even the batshit crazy ending. --
  • 5 star rating The worst problem w is an INCREDIBLE Michael Parks performance will go largely unnoticed because of how bad the film suddenly becomes. --
  • 3 star rating No but seriously folks, go see Tusk. It has a performance only Michael Parks can give. --
  • 1 star rating TUSK is fucked up disturbing grotesque body horror on a Human Centipede level. You've been warned! he is amazing in it though. --
  • 5 star rating PSA: Don t eat before seeing Tusk and don t plan on eating after. Michael Parks does a brilliant job and the costume design is sick. --
  • 3 star rating No... really... how was Michael Parks MORE creepy in than he was in HOW?! --
  • 5 star rating "Tusk" (2014) is a horror/parody/absurdity movie touching some deep chords of each, with a great Michael Parks performance. 3 of 4 stars. --
  • 5 star rating Michael Parks has to be one of the most underrated actors. Really glad he's getting more roles. If you haven't seen him, watch Red State. --
  • 1 star rating Tusk is a bizarre comedy/horror film with a terrific performance from Michael Parks that is somewhat wasted on the material. --
  • 1 star rating The only good that should come from and is as a highlight reel for Michael Parks and Ralph Garman for better filmmakers. --
  • 5 star rating TAKE NOTE, anyone having watched and digging Michael Parks' performance in general should really watch Red State. Equally terrifying. --
  • 1 star rating TUSK is bizarre, funny, twisted and original. Fantastic performances from Michael parks, Justin Long, and Genesis Rodriguez. --
  • 4 star rating I can hardly even deal with Tusk but he is brilliant! --
  • 5 star rating Tusk is just michael parks hilariously overacting, NONSTOP MONOLOGUES, and then me on the verge of barfing for an hour and forty minutes --
  • 1 star rating Just finished watching Kevin Smith's Tusk. Holy flying fuck! he is insane. What was really a surprise seeing Johnny Depp. --
  • 4 star rating I think he is to Kevin Smith as John Wayne is to Howard Hawks. --
  • 3 star rating Tusk is weird, funny, and terrifying. Michael Parks plays an amazing psychopath. --
  • 2 star rating Michael Parks and all the walrus scenes are perfect, but there is so much in between that's not engaging. --
  • 3 star rating Oh, and the walrus stuff/anything with he is off the charts insane and disturbing. --
  • 5 star rating Despite the wacko potential (all hail Michael Parks), is nothing but podcast goof stretched thin. too much talking, not enough Walrus --
  • 5 star rating Michael parks see the prize patrol 4/27/18 --
  • 1 star rating - Tusk - The premise is funnier than any scene in the movie. Not a total waste thanks to early scenes with Michael Parks. --
  • 5 star rating Wow, I don't even know what to say about Tusk. So bizarre. But good? I think? Some really great performances, especially Michael Parks. --
  • 1 star rating UND - Bemidji St at 7:30 on Midco SN. Kober's pick to click: Michael Parks. Ham's: Drake Caggiula . What is yours? --
  • 4 star rating He is one of my idols trendy, ballsy, and cute he's really got it all --
  • 1 star rating Bernthal's Grady is the most disgusting 2014 screen creation other than what Michael Parks did to Justin Long in TUSK. --
  • 1 star rating It's taken me 1.5 seasons to realize he is who is playing Jack Renault...why did it take me so long?!?! watching Twin Peaks --
  • 4 star rating He is a straight up unbelievable actor. Tragically underrated. --
  • 5 star rating He is stopped on a breakaway 30 seconds in. --
  • 5 star rating Holy shit!... Michael Parks!?... IT IS!! --
  • 1 star rating My email box has run amok. Every single subject line reads "Michael Parks Doc", "ParksDoc", or some variation. --

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