Michael Schoeffling

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Michael Schoeffling
American, Other (Famous from Jake Ryan in Sixteen Candles)
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Michael Schoeffling is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating The fact that he is in this random ag movie is the only reason I'm still watching and not sleeping --
  • 5 star rating Ok goodnight for real this time I love harry, elvis, james dean, john stamos, ashton kutcher and michael schoeffling view --
  • 4 star rating Judd Nelson is my 2nd boyfriend. After Michael Schoeffling of course --
  • 5 star rating Michael Schoeffling in the 80's --
  • 5 star rating Can we go visit Michael Schoeffling after? --
  • 5 star rating Michael Schoeffling in sixteen candles...my god --
  • 5 star rating I'm in love with Michael Schoeffling (Jake Ryan from sixteen candles) he's soooooo Dreamy! --
  • 4 star rating Michael Schoeffling was attractive as fuck back in the daay --
  • 5 star rating Michael schoeffling tho <33 --
  • 3 star rating Vi tres peliculas con Michael Schoeffling y ya flasheo un casamiento con el --
  • 5 star rating Just finished watching the movie Mermaids for the first time and it was obviously worth staying up for because duh, Michael Schoeffling! --
  • 1 star rating Just spent the past hour googling Michael Schoeffling and couldn't even find a pic of him now. Jake Ryan, where are you?!?! --
  • 5 star rating Michael Schoeffling --
  • 5 star rating Oh and he is my husband. --
  • 5 star rating Like Jason Bateman or Michael Schoeffling (JAAAKE!) or Matthew Modine with a touch of Chandler Bing and a dash of Jason Mewes handsomeness --
  • 5 star rating Just found my VHS copy of Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken in the closet. Oh Michael Schoeffling, you have been missed. Yes, still have VCR. --
  • 1 star rating Every 6 months or so I google "Michael Schoeffling" but he went off the grid and I'll never know if he's still hot. --
  • 5 star rating would love to see what Michael Schoeffling (Jake) from 16 candles is up to... --
  • 5 star rating 1984 michael schoeffling bye omg KK --
  • 5 star rating Michael schoeffling was a babe in sixteen candles --
  • 4 star rating I'm still not over Michael Schoeffling leaving show business... --
  • 3 star rating I think I might like Anthony Michael Hall more than Michael Schoeffling in this movie. --
  • 5 star rating Michael schoeffling was a babe in sixteen candles --
  • 5 star rating Michael Schoeffling was a Fittay --
  • 4 star rating Because Michael Schoeffling lives 5 minutes away from me --
  • 1 star rating Michael Schoeffling as Jake Ryan oh my god he could do anything he wanted with me if he still looked like that. --
  • 5 star rating Michael schoeffling --
  • 3 star rating michael schoeffling 1984-1991 --
  • 4 star rating Can i get a guy like michael schoeffling from 16 candles or --
  • 5 star rating Dear Jake Ryan (aka Michael Schoeffling), I will always love you. Always. Rosemary. --
  • 5 star rating Michael Schoeffling was hot af in the 1980's --
  • 4 star rating Michael schoeffling was so hot when he was young --
  • 4 star rating I want Michael Schoeffling to wait for me out side of a church --
  • 3 star rating Yop fangirleando con Michael Schoeffling y un John Cusack de 18 añicos. Qué rico. --
  • 1 star rating If I was a teen in the 80s I would wanna date Anthony Michael Hall, Michael Schoeffling, Johnny Depp, and John Cusack --
  • 4 star rating Michael Schoeffling in Sixteen Candles > everyone else --
  • 5 star rating I'm going on record to say the only two people who can pull off sweater vests are Rick Santorum & Michael Schoeffling in Sixteen Candles. --
  • 3 star rating And/or a life size cut out of Michael Schoeffling that I can place next to my dads Porsche --
  • 5 star rating "Don't have a cow." I love michael schoeffling & always have --
  • 3 star rating Michael Schoeffling will forever be my favorite 80s movie heart throb --
  • 4 star rating Michael Schoeffling was basically jesus when he was younger --
  • 5 star rating Michael Schoeffling forever --
  • 1 star rating If my Birthday isn't an exact replication if 16 candles featuring a young michael schoeffling what's the point of turning 16 --
  • 5 star rating Where Is Michael Schoeffling Now? --
  • 5 star rating Michael schoeffling in 16 candles --
  • 5 star rating I hate it when girls complain about being fat, meanwhile their thigh gap is larger than the age gap between me and Michael Schoeffling. --
  • 4 star rating Michael Schoeffling from sixteen candles is literally --
  • 2 star rating Finished watching Sixteen Candles. How is there not a single picture online of Michael Schoeffling in 2014!? --
  • 3 star rating "Eu quero um Michael Schoeffling me esperando na porta da igreja que nem em gatinhas e gatões" --

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