Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mike Green I'm a crusher
Canadian, Ice Hockey (Famous from Washington Capitals)
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Mike Green is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mike Green
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Rated by - Erik Karlsson is the only D-man with 74+ points in a season since Mike Green in 2009-10. Karlsson's done it twice in that time. -- Sportsnet Ticker
- He is hurt. RG3 is hurt. Wiz are short-handed in the front court. All 3 seasons still in their infancies. DC: same as it ever was. -- Sporting Paragon
- Mike Green says he'll travel to Boston, is a game time decision for tomorrow. -- John Walton
- Drank at the same bar as Mike Green tonight so thats cool -- Jordan Kara
- Is mike green worth his cap hit? I'm not starting shit I'm just wondering . I have Emelin who is ruining my life, i just wanna know . -- olivia
- Mike Green now has a target on his back. Fucking idiot running Eichel. Who does he think he is? -- Adam
- It's so clear that he isn't playing. The Defense is playing lights out -- Tommy Burleson
- I'm happy that he isn't in the lineup. -- Goeffbeb Cambewb
- Mike Green looks so dapper. -- Jenn Morin
- Mike Green's suit game is on point. My goodness. -- Luke Jackson
- The Caps are playing tonight and he is injured. Typical. -- Brady Lawrence
- He is still a fucking knobber. -- the anger
- Oh mike green is day to day? OF COURSE -- JJ
- Is Mike green playing tonight? -- Glenn Vega
- He is injured already. Don't know if that calls for a "LOL" or a "SMH" -- Russell
- Mike green is already hurt? Lol my goodness he's worst than Jordan Reed -- BReaking BEard
- With Mike Green out, John Carlson is a huge value at $4200 vs. MTL. -- Sam Ventura
- Mike Green missing a game due to "upper body injury"? Yup, hockey season is officially back. -- Caps Red Man
- I'm disappointed that my man Mike Green won't be playing tonight but still excited the season is starting -- Jeri Chiesa
- Wait, wait, wait he is hurt? -- Brian B.
- He is out for the season opener..... I'm completely flabbergasted -- Doug Evans
- Where is Mike Green. -- Brooklyn Knight
- Mike Green's hair is still spectacular. Miss ya, bud. -- Jess
- He is injured? Here's my surprised face. -- Mish
- NHL Detroit D Mike Green (illness) is probable Friday -- freeplays
- D Mike Green will not play tonight for Washington due to an upper-body injury; Barry Trotz says that he's just being careful. -- Davey Segal
- Why the hell isn't Mike Green playing. Why do we even have him on the roster. He's literally always injured -- Cory Richards
- He isn't playing tonight fak -- Kevin
- I love ya mike green, but I'm so excited schmidt is playing!!!!! -- Caiti Garrity
- He isn't playing tonight -- #Oriolesmagic
- Oh would you look at that, he is out injured for the first game of the season. -- Matt
- Mike green, jay beagle, and michael latta are all not playing tonight... so that's a thing that's happening. ughhhh. -- samantha.
- 2 horrible things just happened: 1. Saw a girl wearing a Mizzou shirt 2. Found out he isn't playing tonight -- Meg
- Standard Capitals PP: Win the faceoff to Mike Green, pass to ovechkin, goal. It's why green and Backstrom have so many PP assists. -- Stephen Veccherelli
- Dear Trotz....Mike Green belongs on PP1 now (& always really). Experiment OVER. Love, -- robin hart carroll
- Why isn't Mike Green playing on the power play? Like, seriously? This isn't rocket science. -- Jenn Sigwart
- Is Mike Green on the power play or naw? -- Eric Rigsby
- Yeah mike green is back in the lineup for the capitals tonight! -- Louie Caccamo
- Good news: he is playing tonight Bad news: Caps mgmt thinks playing heavy is more important than outscoring teams. -- Ben Heisenberg
- Mike Green, on if tomorrow's realistic for a return: "I hope so." Scheduled to visit the doctor later today. -- Alex Prewitt
- Wow, don't like that Boychuk deal at all. Dude is not a $6M player. Mike Green has to be smiling, he'll get at least $6M a season now. -- Ed Frankovic
- Mike Green (undisclosed) is questionable for Monday's game vs Carolina. -- OwnersBox NHL
- Thanks Mike Green for the follow! I´m very happy about it. -- Michael A Beaton
- So for all you Mike Green haters, how's this working for you? -- Stacy Oosterink
- So many turnovers in the neutral zone and Mike Green wasn't even playing. -- Robbie Cowell
- STOP PLAYING MIKE GREEN/WERTH DMB SONG WHEN GREENIE IS OUT! -- Troy Chewning
- Johnny Carlson is turning into the new Mike Green.. -- SMCCapsHockey
- Think the Caps really miss Mike Green. Very good offensive Dman. Plus he's my brother. :) -- Tim Greene
- That 5v3 is the perfect example of why you need Mike Green on the PP. -- Chip Tamplin
- Drunk blind-folded Mike Green shooting left handed is a more accurate shooter than Tim Gleason -- Dave
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