Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mike Morse I'm a crusher
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Rated by - Giants seemed really pleased by Mike Morse's pre-game work today; was swinging freely in the cage, with power. Available to pinch-hit. -- Buster Olney
- Thank you Murph -- Michael Morse
- Sooo all I gotta say is MIKE Morse better be in the effing lineup tomorrow good day! -- GIANT 2Gether
- It comes down to that 4th run that we didn't get cuz he is the slowest human being on earth -- Logan Stone
- He is such a barbarian. -- Randy Holt
- My boy he is baccckkk blowing up that bat -- mosesnumba10
- Carlos Martinez is taking over after the Choate walk to face pinch-hitter Mike Morse. -- STL Sports Talk
- Doubting Boch is foolish. Mike Morse doesn't get the slightest chunk of leather on the ball Ishi laid out on. -- Dan Redhead
- And that's why he is hitting off the bench, basically. -- Not A Real Fan™
- Bruce Bochy on whether Mike Morse could play LF in NLCS: "The plan right now, in the early (going), is to use him off the bench." -- Jayson Stark
- Awwww shit he is back on the roster. October always ends better than it started. 178 more days till opening day dodger fans. -- Peaches Malone
- At Giants-Brewers this morning. Mike morse is here. -- Josh Norris
- So far, Daniel Gossett has had the best of Mike Morse in the top of 6. Only one to strike out the rehabbing MLBer. -- Kim ~ CopperStateA's
- Is Mike Morse gonna be healthy for -- Shingo Kohara
- This is where I wish we had Mike Morse. Even a hobbled one. -- Gary Althiser
- Big he is still available to pinch hit. -- Matt Cowlishaw
- Sooo all I gotta say is MIKE Morse better be in the effing lineup tomorrow good day! -- VOGEY-STRONG!!
- The Kendrys Morales and Mike Morse signings are the two that really hurt the correlation rate. -- Justin Perline
- Go to the IM building and pick the 5 frattiest kids to play, fire Chambers and make Mike Morse the coach. Can't do worse in the Big Ten -- Gavin Steinhubl
- Mike Morse gets it in. -- Ⓓ∀Яʞhorse †††
- I miss when the had Mike Morse. -- 50 shades of trea♓️
- Mike Morse in the Hunter Pence Stream chat! Lol -- Daley~
- He is getting on base at a .408 clip and has a .920 OPS with the Bucs, and yet I see complaints about him playing tonight in my TL. -- Adam Bittner
- Panik did the Mike Morse self high five -- Robert
- Mike morse is hot -- Hanan
- Attention Smart People: How Many HR"s would you project for Marlins Mike Morse in 2015 ? -- Tony Cincotta
- This song in the Mike Morse commercials sounds like something out of South Park -- Gordie Pickering
- *listens to Take On Me and sheds a tear for Mike Morse* -- Anēssa
- Tigers need Mike Morse -- Bacong
- It's late. If you could have any player in the MLB on the Brewers, who would you take? Trout? Kershaw? Mike Morse? -- Brew Crew Ball
- Someone in my Scoresheet league just traded for Mike Morse. That means they're planning on keeping Mike Morse. Hmm. -- Brandon Warne
- MIKE MORSE WINS FRIDAY!!!! MIKE MORSE WINS FRIDAY!!!!! -- St Peter
- "If Jussie Smollett isn't careful he's going to get himself hired as the White House Press Secretary" - Mike Morse -- Lawrence
- When you need a Mike Morse hit to give your SP the lead vs when you need Jerome Williams to hold your SP's 1 run lead. -- Dean78904
- Mike Morse...ground out. -- Miller
- Attorney Mike Morse has bought heavily into pregame ads tonight on Ch. 62. -- Bill Shea
- Props to the mike morse law firm donating 23,000 backpacks filled with school supplies for ALL K-5 students in the Detroit public schools -- Matt Wiszowaty
- I'm Mike Morse, I hit ball....... -- Jason Bradburn
- Mike Morse loves Chris Narveson -- Steve Richey
- Mike Morse - smokin' under radar pick -- Lance Wetherholt
- Mike Morse vs Narveson: 6 for 9 w/ 3 HR and 2 2B, expect to see him in the lineup again. -- Brian McElhinny
- I would let Pedro bat blindfolded before I let Mike Morse swing a bat. -- Corey Reed
- First pitch of the 8th is a single up the middle. he is pinch-hitting. -- Dodgers Nation
- Did this Mike Morse guy strongarm the Bernsteins and buy up all the Tigers commercial time? -- Patches O'Houlihan
- Wow. Mike Morse it is -- #LetsGoPens
- Mike. Morse. 558 Wins. -- Christine Tyus
- They will prolly trade Freeman for Mike Morse and a package of pink tootsie rolls. -- scorpio
- I'd rather have 5 solid starters with no Charlie morton or Jeff Locke with Mike Morse at first than a 20 million dollar unproven guy. -- Rich
- He is still around? -- Justin Coroian
- This is a serious question: are the Pirates paying Mike Morse any dollars in 2016? I kind of remember the Dodgers eating his whole salary. -- Admiral Lackbar
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