Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mike Portnoy I'm a crusher
American, Musician (Famous from Dream Theater, Avenged Sevenfold)
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Mike Portnoy is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mike Portnoy
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I'm sure he isn't human -- Slayer
- Why do media outlets continue to ask Mike Portnoy for his advice? He's being treated by the press as some kind of Dalai Lama of Metal. -- Metal EXMNR Mark M.
- It's got Mike Portnoy in it who used to be in Dream Theater. So it's a prog record. Opening track is 12 minutes long. Ha. Fun. -- David James Young
- Mike portnoy is one of my favourite drummers of all time -- Aheen Mukherjee
- He is probably my favorite interview on PMT. -- Tyler
- The italian Amazon says that the director of the upcoming DT DVD is Mike Portnoy. PLOT TWIST. -- Luca Buccella
- It would be Mike Portnoy Jimmy Sullivan and lars ulrich but The Rev died in 09 so... -- Sw380 - S-E
- Ah excuse, when did Mike portnoy get so ? -- Little Hand Grenade
- Mike portnoy i such an amazing drummer! Re-watching old dream theater and A7X videos god this man is my idol. -- Blank
- He is an amazing drummer. -- horse_ebookz
- O Mike Portnoy . Só pra chamar ele de "Portnóya" o show inteiro por ter saído do DT. É nóia mesmo! -- Ηρακλής
- Flying Colors show this Friday night in St.Charles w/ Mike Portnoy & Steve Morse. Who else is going?! -- Ben Lerner
- That moment when you realize you're playing Mike Portnoy's drum parts in a more complicated way than he did. -- Dan Kap
- Crianças por favor,todos sabemos que o Mike Portnoy é o Deus da bateria. -- DjentlemanZ
- He is the best -- Lightning
- Here is Mike Portnoy with his drum solo. Killer! Then there is a song with & Enjoy :) -- JLennon
- Istri-istri John Petrucci, John Myung dan Mike Portnoy pernah bergabung dalam sebuah band wanita bernama Meanstreak -- Fakta
- Uproar Tour Mike Portnoy (...) -- A7X Korea Fan BOT
- Duryudana atau Mike Portnoy itu? :v -- Bagus Ilham Ramadhan
- Eits ada yang lupa, jawaban benar untuk Quiz adalah Mike Portnoy! Portnoy meninggalkan band pd tgl. 28 Sept 2010. -- 96.3 RPK FM Jakarta
- Mike Portnoy - PINK FLOYD? -- Арарат Петров
- Quiero ser el Mike Portnoy de tu batería. -- Bebé Portnoy
- Boe ni que fueras mike portnoy dejando dream theater -- JM ♪
- No-one beats Matt Halpern and Mike Portnoy tho -- James
- Primeira vez que senti falta do Mike Portnoy no Dream Theater: acabei de ouvir o ao vivo de Strange Deja Vu e não teve backing vocal :( -- Anderson Fraga
- El profe prefiere a Mike Portnoy -- Belen...
- 2 favorite drummer -Joey Jordison -Mike Portnoy -- 希克斯
- Mike Portnoy The Dark Eternal Night ( ´ `)y ~~ -- 大澤 伸@ココロネコ
- Mike Portnoy - PINK FLOYD?. MIKE PORTNOY PINK FLOYD. -- Елена Медведева
- Billy Sheehan + Richie Kotzen + Mike Portnoy = The Winery Dogs -- Sultoni Oktavianto
- Mike Portnoy Drum lml -- Demian Fernando Ruiz
- Mike Portnoy Drum Cam - Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy -- ALLAM
- Todas las bandas en las que se mete Mike Portnoy están destinadas a ser extremadamente buenas. -- Axel Molina Botello
- Mike Portnoy -- Eder de Melo
- Com qual rock star você assistiria o show do Dream Theater? Mike Portnoy Para mim seria The Best of Times. -- William Laurentino
- Mike Portnoy bilmeyenlerde var tabi neyse sinirlenmiyorum -- Burak Gülyüz
- Mike Portnoy >>> Mike Mangini, mas os dois tocam pra caralho -- Jeffsu
- O único Rockstar que deveria ir é o Mike Portnoy assim ele subiria no palco e assumiria seu lugar -qq -- Áurea Laiz
- Istri-istri John Petrucci, John Myung dan Mike Portnoy pernah bergabung dalam sebuah band wanita bernama Meanstreak -- Tahukah Kamu
- Mike Portnoy Dream Theater -- Nantaphop Phuengphae
- He is officially a god of drumming -- 'Saint'Devonshire
- Mike Portnoy's hair is bad ass -- ben
- Tipo, ele estragou completamente a So Far Away.. estragou pq quem a gravou foi o Mike Portnoy e ela estava perfeita. PERFEITA -- Tiago Silva
- I actually have a tattoo that read 'no regrets' , and I really try to live by writing it. -Mike Portnoy -- Meldy Ralampi
- "JORDAN RUDESS: DREAM THEATER Wanted 'Really Kind Person' To Replace MIKE PORTNOY" Duh? "We wanted a giant douche to play drums for us." ??? -- RyanOfTheGood
- Hello, my name is Davi and I want to know: How was the band's reaction to knowing that Mike Portnoy would leave the band? -- Davi Araujo Diniz
- New mini review is up, this time about one of the projects in which he is involved in, Flying Colors -- Robert Andersson
- The speed of Mike Portnoy's kick drumming is ridiculous -- Neal McBeal
- Just saw a kid commenting he is overrated. Now i want to die -- Ashutosh
- IMHO. Kalo emang album ADTOE ini buat nyindir Mike Portnoy. Mungkin lagu yang paling cocok itu This Is The Life -- Bramantya Mahendra
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